PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
SABRINA CARPENTER
- LW: 1,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 2,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 11
- LW: 5,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 11
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
BILLIE EILISH
- LW: 4,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 6
- LW: 6,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 13,
- Peak: 7,
- Weeks: 12
I HAD SOME HELP
POST MALONE/
- LW: 8,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 7
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
TOMMY RICHMAN
- LW: 11,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 9
BAND4BAND
CENTRAL CEE FT LIL BABY
- LW: 7,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 5
FORTNIGHT
TAYLOR SWIFT FT POST MALONE
- LW: 10,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 14,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 47
- LW: 21,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 8
- LW: 12,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 6
- LW: 17,
- Peak: 11,
- Weeks: 15
- LW: 15,
- Peak: 15,
- Weeks: 14
- LW: 19,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 23
I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART
TAYLOR SWIFT
- LW: 18,
- Peak: 8,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: 48,
- Peak: 21,
- Weeks: 2
I DON'T WANNA WAIT
DAVID GUETTA & ONEREPUBLIC
- LW: 23,
- Peak: 20,
- Weeks: 12
SCARED TO START
MICHAEL MARCAGI
- LW: 22,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 24
HAPPIER
BLESSED MADONNA/
- LW: 25,
- Peak: 17,
- Weeks: 18
FEELSLIKEIMFALLINGINLOVE
COLDPLAY
- LW: New
- Peak: 25,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 26,
- Peak: 26,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 24,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 34
- LW: New
- Peak: 28,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 55,
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 20,
- Peak: 7,
- Weeks: 6
- LW: 28,
- Peak: 27,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 27,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 39
- LW: 39,
- Peak: 33,
- Weeks: 6
POUR ME A DRINK
POST MALONE & BLAKE SHELTON
- LW: New
- Peak: 34,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 30,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 21
US.
GRACIE ABRAMS FT TAYLOR SWIFT
- LW: New
- Peak: 37,
- Weeks: 1
THESE WORDS
BADGER & NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
- LW: 35,
- Peak: 22,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 64,
- Peak: 39,
- Weeks: 3
RED WINE SUPERNOVA
CHAPPELL ROAN
- LW: 46,
- Peak: 40,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: New
- Peak: 41,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 29,
- Peak: 25,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 36,
- Peak: 36,
- Weeks: 9
KISSES
BL3SS/
- LW: 58,
- Peak: 44,
- Weeks: 4
I LIKE THE WAY YOU KISS ME
ARTEMAS
- LW: 34,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 14
6 IN THE MORNING
FLEX (UK) FT NATE DOGG
- LW: 37,
- Peak: 37,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 69,
- Peak: 47,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 40,
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 21
- LW: 43,
- Peak: 35,
- Weeks: 3
SET MY HEART ON FIRE
MAJESTIC/
- LW: 54,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 6
PICK UP THE PHONE
PAWSA FT NATE DOGG
- LW: 49,
- Peak: 49,
- Weeks: 3
PLACES TO BE
FRED AGAIN/
- LW: 42,
- Peak: 35,
- Weeks: 4
EVERGREEN
RICHY MITCH & THE COAL MINERS
- LW: 47,
- Peak: 36,
- Weeks: 39
- LW: 41,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 24
VALERIE
MARK RONSON FT AMY WINEHOUSE
- LW: 45,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 61
PRADA
CASSO/
- LW: 52,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 46
MILES ON IT
KANE BROWN & MARSHMELLO
- LW: 57,
- Peak: 44,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 56,
- Peak: 52,
- Weeks: 4
- LW: 44,
- Peak: 30,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 83,
- Peak: 60,
- Weeks: 2
THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE MOVED
SCRIPT
- LW: 50,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 70
- LW: 63,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 416
- LW: 53,
- Peak: 47,
- Weeks: 3
YOU & ME
DISCLOSURE FT ELIZA DOOLITTLE
- LW: 80,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 23
- LW: 59,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: 60,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 25
MIND STILL
SONNY FODERA FT BLYTHE
- LW: 74,
- Peak: 68,
- Weeks: 6
THANK YOU (NOT SO BAD)
DIMITRI VEGAS & LIKE MIKE
- LW: 73,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 23
- LW: 67,
- Peak: 57,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 51,
- Peak: 51,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 65,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 20
WE AIN'T HERE FOR LONG
NATHAN DAWE
- LW: 68,
- Peak: 45,
- Weeks: 21
WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE)
ARIANA GRANDE
- LW: 62,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 16
- LW: 71,
- Peak: 58,
- Weeks: 11
- LW: 61,
- Peak: 61,
- Weeks: 4
ALIBI
ELLA HENDERSON FT RUDIMENTAL
- LW: 79,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 24
- LW: 33,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 97
- LW: 75,
- Peak: 19,
- Weeks: 19
PARKING LOT
MUSTARD/
- LW: New
- Peak: 83,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 76,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 20
- LW: 84,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 77
BRING ME JOY
RUDIMENTAL & KAREN HARDING
- LW: New
- Peak: 87,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: RE
- Peak: 67,
- Weeks: 7
MOVE
ADAM PORT/
- LW: 89,
- Peak: 89,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 95,
- Peak: 7,
- Weeks: 47
- LW: 98,
- Peak: 91,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 90,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 28
- LW: 87,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 42
- LW: RE
- Peak: 11,
- Weeks: 8
- LW: New
- Peak: 95,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 93,
- Peak: 60,
- Weeks: 8
- LW: 94,
- Peak: 94,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: RE
- Peak: 55,
- Weeks: 6
3 LIONS
BADDIEL/
- LW: 32,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 56
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
ZACH BRYAN FT KACEY MUSGRAVES
- LW: 99,
- Peak: 14,
- Weeks: 40
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Eigenwijze 30 week 26 2024
1. 1 8 Arooj Aftab - Raat ki rani
2. 3 7 Kendrick Lamar - euphoria
3. 5 7 Fia - Gentle heart, healing hand
4. 4 6 Billie Eilish - Lunch
5. 2 9 The Sami Yusuf ensemble - L'amour vivant
6. 7 5 Otava yo (ŠŃŠ°Š²Š° Š) - It is time for the lad to get married (ŠŠ¾ŃŠ° Š¼Š¾Š»Š¾Š“ŃŃ Š¶ŠµŠ½ŠøŃŃŃŃ)
7. 9 4 Willow - symptom of life
8. 11 5 The Breath - Land of my other
9. 12 3 Billie Eilish - Chihiro
10. 10 6 Mdou Moctar - Imouhar
11. 13 3 Syriana, Natacha Atlas, Matthaios Tsahouridis - Law inta kont hina
12. 15 5 Dirty loops - Run away
13. 16 5 Sam Lee - Bushes and briars
14. 17 3 Four tet - Daydream repeat
15. 24 3 Kendrick Lamar - Not like us
16. 20 2 Dudu Tassa, Jonny Greenwood - Lhla yzid ikthar
17. 21 4 Beth Gibbons - Reaching out
18. 22 3 Wardruna - Hertan (Heart)
19. _ 1 Aynur DoÄan - Rabe edlayĆŖ
20. 23 3 Lifein3D - The parting glass
21. 26 3 Maria Mazzotta, The Waterbirds - Navigar non posso...senza di te
22. 8 5 Dua Lipa - Illusion
23. 6 6 Fontaines D.C. - Starburster
24. 18 6 Alborosie + Jaz Elise - Faith
25. 25 5 Jamie + Honey Dijon - Baddy on the floor
26. _ 1 Space cat - Acid gate
27. _ 1 Lina_ + Rodrigo Cuevas - O que temo e o que desejo
28. _ 1 Jlin + Philip Glass - The precision of infinity
29. 19 7 Haya band (ä¹å¢) - Odd
30. 14 8 Ladaniva - Jako
Verwondering: Billie Eilish - Birds of a feather
https://eigenwijze30.nl/images/ew30-2024week26.jpg
Official Charts
Hi everybody, bear with us while we resolve the current chart publishing issue. Apologies for the inconvenience in the meantime.Ā
Official Charts HQ
alexsmith
Alright guys, I suppose I'll post my Top 5 favourite songs of the year so far, and my top 5 least favourites.
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Favourites:
5) I'm Outta Love - Anastacia
This song is incredible, read No.2 to find out why.
4) Goodbye's Been Good To You - Teddy Swims
Lyrics are great, song's great, beat's great, Teddy's great. What is there left to say? This needs to be on the charts.
3) Gone - Kelly Clarkson
This track hits hard. It is so incredibly catchy and is a very underrated tune. It's a shame 'Since U Been Gone' and 'My Life Would Without You' completely trampled it when the album released.
2) Love Is Alive - Anastacia
This track isn't very well known, as it came out in 2000 and has only amassed 74,000 views on YouTube, but it is an incredible song and it is by an incredible person. I truly believe that Anastacia has the most phenomenal voice on the planet, and she is a fighter, going through breast cancer twice and still continuing. Anastacia is an icon.
1) Lose Control - Teddy Swims
I have no idea how you people don't like this song. It gives me goosebumps every single time he says "Control". This has been my favourite since March and will continue to be.
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Worst:
5) Forget About Us - Perrie
It's a decent song, it's just very overplayed. I personally listen to Heart Radio, and it seems that every single time I put it on, this song haunts me. I can't escape it. It's practically a curse at this point.
4) Stick Season - Noah Kahan
Similar to Perrie, this song is also overplayed. Unlike Perrie, this song is awful!
3) TEXAS HOLD 'EM - Beyonce
The cowboy songs were all spawned from this. This song not only is repetitive, has weak vocals, and an awful backing track, but half of the time I have literally no idea what she is saying!Ā
2) Man! I Feel Like A Woman - Shania Twain
I don't like Shania Twain because once even a singular second of any of her songs are played, they replay in my brain for at least a week. This song isn't even good though, and I don't see how it got popular.
1) That Don't Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
Same reasoning as No.2 except this song is much worse and much more repetitive and sticks with me for twice as long.
itsnoodleszn_
if it helps i didnāt care for lose control at all when i first heard it, now i think its pretty good. itās like soul music. love a bit of soul.
G
Giovanni
my top 20 (30.6.2024.)
1. (2) TOMMY RICHMAN ā million dollar baby
2. (4) TOM MISCH ā cinnamon curls
3. (1) DISCLOSURE ā she's gone, dance on (2 weeks at No.1)
4. (8.) BILLIE EILISH ā birds of a feather
5. (3) FOSTER THE PEOPLE ā lost in space
6. (11) KAYTRANADA ft PINKPANTHERESS ā snap my finger
7. (7) FATBOY SLIM ft DAN DIAMOND & LUCA GUERRIERI ā role model
8. (6) HARD-FI ā don't go making plans
9. (10) ERLEND ĆYE & LA COMITIVA ā mornings and afternoons
10. (9) BOB SINCLAR ft SOFIYA NZAU ā digane
11. (12) ALUNA & PAUL WOOLFORD ā heatstroke
12. (5) JAKE BUGG ā zombieland
13.(17) TOVE LO & SG LEWIS ā heat
14. (25) TRAVIS ā bus
15. (16) KINGS OF LEON ā nowhere to run
16. (35) THE BLESSED MADONNA ft DANIEL WILSON & KON ā count on my love
17. NEW ā JOHNNY CASH ā hello out there
18. (21) GORGON CITY ā one new change
19. (14) FRED AGAIN.. ft ANDERSON.PAAK & CHIKA ā place to be
20. (28) WIM ā mr. Feelgood
..............new songs at chart (top 45)..............
33. NEW ā JAMIE ft ROBYN ā life
34. NEW ā TYCHO ā phantom
35. NEW ā BLOC PARTY ā flirting again
36. NEW ā TRENTEMĆLLER ā dreamweavers
42 NEW ā CAMDEN ā shivers
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mrstarling
Cat burns is my favourite artist... EVER. SO PLEAAAAASE CAN WE GET EARLY TWENTIES TOO ALBUM NO.1 ! Releases on June 12th š„¹
itsnoodleszn_
i canāt really do a music takeaway. hereās my glasto schedule instead, iām way more organised than last year ^-^
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
SUNDAY
Piran
Enjoy! I'm more invested in the Euros, but I listened into Dua's set last night and she was fantastic.Ā
M
mrstarling
SINCE ITS HALF THE YEAR HERES MY CURRENT TOP 5 BEST/WORST TRACKS SO FAR OF 2024!!
BEST-
5TH PLACE- Beautiful things - benson boone (9/10) - I don't how much you disrespect this track the way his voice goes high like PLEAAAASE STAAAAAAY is so talented and such a strong track!! Love it
4TH PLACE We cant be friends- ariane grande (9/10)
Ariane... wow. I never liked you until this album but I get goosebumps listening too this ā¤ļøĀ
3RD PLACE love on - Selena gomez (9/10)
The beat and the video fit so well and gets me in such a happy mood! And the beat.. yeeeesss
2ND PLACE - Hammer too the heart - Teddy swims 10/10
Whether you like or hate him you have too love this glory of a song.. I also think Rihanna would do an amazing verse on this song.
1ST PLAAAACE - The door - Teddy swims 10/10
PURE AMAZING. GOOSEBUMPS. PRODUCTION.BEAT.AMAZING MUSIC VIDEO.. WOW.WOW.WOW I'm stunned... this might of just beat about da*n time as my favourite song of all time.
WORST LIST
5TH PLACE - Please Please Please - sabrina carpenter (no puns for this write up.) 0/10
WHAT THE H*LL IS THIS SONG. THISĀ IS WORSER THAN SKIBIDI TOILET PHONK... Im not 12.. ok? Just my tiktok IS feeding me this.
4TH PLACE - CARNIVAL - YE/TY/RICH/PLAYBOI/Y 0/10
*SIGHS* I'm sorry this se*ual rap song is this best you can come up with? This sounds like music that andrew tate would play.
3RD PLACE Doomsday blue - bambie thug 0/10
Before I hear illuminati ain't real your mad. She was screaming satanic quotes pushing someone's head back with the illuminati symbol on the floor on the performance.. She ranked 6 in all eurovision categories.. what an embarrassment for Ireland this aint no song.
2ND PLACE - KARMA - JOJO SIWA 0/10
She thinks she's so influential and cool... nobody likes her. The songs not even hers and she faked writing it and why in the music video is she hu*ping someone???Ā
1ST PLAAACE
Man in finance (g6 trust fund) David guetta remix (- infinite/10)
This wouldent of made top 5 if this didint become a hit song... It was already top 5 worst. DAVID GUETTA THOUGHT GETTING ON THIS SONG WOULD BE FUN. He makes remixes that's all he does fr old man guettas lazy as h*ll make some real music .. AND THEN FRED AGAIN MADE A REMIX TOO... BROTHER I DIDINT LIKE YOU FRED NOW I HATE YOU.. AND THIS CHARTED. I WOULD HONESTLY PREFER SEXXY REDD THEN THIS.. BRO SHE AINT EVEN SEXXY.
LOL. Peace yall bye
richard melon š
these comments are meant to be in english bestie
alexsmith
Teddy Swims at the top! Finally someone else here who respects his work.
joshuabailey
Why is modern music so bad
M
mrstarling
Not all of it. I prefer it too old
itsnoodleszn_
modern music isnāt ābadā, you just havenāt found your niche. for me, thereās quite a lot of stuff in the charts thatās bland, soulless and derivative, but thereāll be an absolute banger that enters the charts every few weeks for me, that clicks with me because of how different it sounds compared to everything else. at this point in time my musical roots lay in rock and indie (with a dash of r&b here and there), and a lot of what i listen to doesnāt chart - i like to do my own thing and discover, makes me feel so much better. so iād recommend discovering more underrated bands and artists so you find your niche.Ā
oh, and this isnāt just the case for modern music too. every music era has its classics and stinkers. trust me, i knowĀ
A
Alfie
Chart Review 28/06/24
Guess what guys? I. am. STILL. ON. HOLIDAY. Yeah, no, it's a shock to me too.
Most of you would think I would've melted in a heartbeat due to the crazy hot weather this week, but nope. Still here. I also don't have any time to rave along with my Glastonbury chums, because I couldn't get any tickets. But you knew that already, 'cos no one on this website has any. Thankfully, this week's chart has got back from a hastily cancelled vacation in the Marshall Islands, and with it comes a whole load of new hits for me to decipher and deliver in my own usual, uninteresting, biased style.
But of course, despite all of this, Taylor Swift is still No.1. Kind of. More on that later though.
Anyways, Sabrina Carpenter achieves a 2nd week occupying the Top 2 spots as Please Please Please denies Espresso again, thus continuing her (assumingly deserved) chart dominance to set a pretty good bar for the rest of this summer's anthems. I'm expecting at least 3 Top 10s by the time her album hits in August, providing of course the warm weather doesn't rain on her parade. I don't know why I wrote this down because of course it won't, but like, am I wrong to make predictions?
Actually yes, because I attempted to guess where someone (you know who you are) would end up this week, and I clearly didn't set the bar low enough. Again, the identity of this singer will be revealed in a while.
Now then. New entries. None in the Top 20, but a whopping EIGHT in the latter half. About time we had an eventful week so let's kick it off with No.21, and the 2nd (more than I thought he'd get) hit for Tommy Richman. Given how many potential 1-hit wonders there could be by the end of 2024 (Myles Smith, Dasha, Shaboozey), it's nice to see one of these contenders break their duck, and given MILLION DOLLAR BABY has snuck back into the Top 10, it's clear that old Tommy is having a right old laugh at us at this moment in time. Admittedly, DEVIL IS A LIE isn't that much cop compared to his other hit, but y'know, I don't think that matters right now. Tommy Richman has 2 Top 40 hits. Take a wild guess who hasn't. Go one, take a guess.
That's right, 3 of a Kind. Nah. Only kidding. I don't give one about Babycakes anyway.
Now then, Coldplay. You know them, right? British band, first hit was in 2000, 2 UK chart-toppers, radio staples since the Sydney Olympics, and now 5-time Glastonbury festival headliners when they set foot on stage tomorrow. For now though, here's their new single, and it could've been better. You see, Coldplay lead singles usually tend to be the kind of song that explains why they're such a festival pull. In My Place, Violet Hill, Adventure of a Lifetime, they all rock. Except Magic. That was just tedious. And Higher Power wasn't any better. Unfortunately, feelslikeimfallinginlove is hardly a good omen for upcoming LP Moon Music, and it seems that everyone else has taken note. Because No.25 for a new single is disastrous. Only Shiver (from before they were famous) and Orphans (should've done better than 27 tbh) have peaked lower than this in the great Coldplay 1st single canon. And given the lack of streaming energy, I wouldn't bet the house on this one doing anything in the next few weeks. But you know how British artists are nowadays. One disappointing entry and they're off, forcing us to by copies of things we'll throw in the bin by the time we're done with them, and invading everything on Earth just to get the message across.
Or is that just the General Election? (see pressy's post for more ramblings no one cares about)
No.28 sees Charli XCX watch people look at BRAT, realise how amazing it is, spot that some of the lyrics in Girl, so confusing are linked with Lorde, then invite her along to duet on a new version, and now it's in the chart. Even though Lorde ain't credited. One place below her is the latest TikTok powered hit to creep into the bestsellers, that being KEHLANI by Jordan Adetunji. Given how the actual Kehlani can't get a hit to save her life, this seems slightly superstitious. But I digress. Apparently Bring Me The Horizon singer Oli Sykes suggested that RCA sign up Jordan, even though when hearing this song I have no clue why that is. Maybe if I was 13 I'd get it. But I'm not. I'm 17.
In at 34 is Post Malone, who continues to try and prove that he is the new David Bowie, due to the fact that he can do any old genre. Rap, pop, R'n'B, you name it. Now he's in a country mood for some reason, and the 2nd single from F-1Trillion doesn't add up to much despite how well I Had Some Help did. Maybe it's because that song had Morgan Wallen on it, while new hit Pour Me A Drink has the less-notable Blake Shelton mumbling away wondering why he's in the UK charts. Just don't let Post Malone loose on prog-rock, and we'll be alright. I'd hate to see what he'd do with The Mars Volta. Trying to imagine him covering L'Via L'Viaquez is genuinely the hardest thing in the world to do. Apart from about 10,000 other things of course.
Serenading her way to the top of the albums and FINALLY deposing Tay-Tay from the top is Gracie Abrams, as her 2nd effort The Secret Of Us casually strolls to the album chart summit, making her debut's No.3 peak from last year some pretty insufficient. Except, of course, there's a catch. You see, there's a song on here called us., which has a certain really popular singer on it (fill in the blanks -> _ay_or S_i_t). Naturally, that person involved clearly didn't want to deny her compatriot from getting the top spot, so she's lent her some goodness gracious generosity. Oh, and us. debuts at 37 to give Gracie Abrams a 2nd hit. Because of course it does.
Also new this week is Ariana Grande nicking Brandy and Monica from retirement to make a new version of one of her Eternal Sunshine tracks, and that's why the boy is mine has shot up to 39, meanwhile sneaking in at 40 is Chappell Roan casually slaying all of us again with Red Wine Supernova, which came out in May 2023 but only now shows its girth. What with HOT TO GO! creeping up to 33 (and getting played on the chart show, so that's good.), and a certain song that me, you, several OCC members, and everyone else on Earth (except mrstarling, but I don't think anyone cares) is loving strolling its way into the Top 10 for the first time, I think it's safe to say that Chappell has made it. Just don't outstay your welcome and we'll be right as rain.
Outside the 40 and Asake f***s it up at 41, not even Central Cee helping him nick his first Top 40 hit. Maybe he shouldn't perform at Brixton Academy after all. š¶āš«ļø bl3ss and Majestic are on their way up to the detriment of me, Travis Scott forces Mustard to achieve another Top 100 'success', Rudimental's new one doesn't add up to much, 3 Lions plummets to 99 so I think it's safe to say it isn't coming home this year, Fontaines D.C. suddenly end up with a 2nd chart entry, Favourite following hot on the heels of Starburster from a couple months back, and last week I bet that Perrie's second single Tears would debut at either 19 or 31, depending on how many physicals are bought. Yeah turns out I wasn't setting the bar lower because Tears has entered at an utterly inexcusable and insanely pointless 69. Yes, you did in fact just hear that correctly. SIXTY-NINE. Her debut single got to No.10 by the way. Gonna assume her career is down the dumpster then.
Next week isn't much to cheer about unless you are Skepta, Stefflon Don, Camila Cabello, The Kid LAROI, Megan Thee Stallion, Jax Jones, Lil Durk, Bloc Party, Imagine Dragons, Olivia Dean or Headie One. Because you might do well next week, or you might not. It's hard to tell anymore. Here's the stuff you may also care about.
THE TIER OF AWESOMENESS:
Chappell Roan [7] (Best song of 2024, apart from O-Rod's obsessed, Nothing Matters by The Last Dinner Party, and maybe Cold Reactor from Everything Everything.), Taylor Swift ft. Post Malone [12], Shaboozey [3]
THE TIER OF COOLNESS:
Chappell Roan [33], Sabrina Carpenter [2], Charli XCX [31], Kendrick Lamar [14] (He performed this at his latest gig. 5 times.) Billie Eilish [15]
THE TIER OF GOODNESS:
Sabrina Carpenter [1], Tommy Richman [10], Taylor Swift [20], The Blessed Madonna/Clementine Douglas [24], Billie Eilish [5]
THE TIER OF ALRIGHT I GUESS:
Eminem [4], Chappell Roan [40] (Haven't heard it yet, but when I do I will probably be putting this higher.), Coldplay [25], Central Cee ft. Lil Baby [11], Tommy Richman [21], Dua Lipa [36] (At least she headlines Glasto tonight I guess. Beware next week's dreaded PHYSICAL RELEASE though.) Billie Eilish [30], Charli XCX (ft. Lorde I guess because she isn't credited. Also this rating is for the remix, not the original. The original slaps, however.) [28]
THE TIER OF AVERAGENESS:
Mark Ambor [16], Gracie Abrams ft. Taylor Swift [37], Post Malone/Morgan Wallen [8], Noah Kahan [32], Jordan Adetunji [29], Taylor Swift [13], Teddy Swims [26]
THE TIER OF DISLIKEY STUFF:
Ariana Grande [39] (Yeah no this is boring can't lie to you.š„¶), Myles Smith [6], Hozier [18] (Can every radio station on Earth stop playing this?), Dasha [9]
THE TIER OF NOT VERY GOODNESS:
Post Malone & Blake Shelton [34], Benson Boone [17] (Good at back-flips for some reason.), NewEra [35]
THE TIER OF AWFULNESS:
Benson Boone [19], Badger [38], David Guetta & OneRepublic [22], Michael Marcagi [23], Teddy Swims [27]
NEW HITS:
Coldplay - feelslikeimfallinginlove [25] (Not their worst lead single, but by far not the best. Nothing tops Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall.)
Charli XCX - Girl, so confusing [28] (If Lorde didn't sound too alike to Charli I would've liked it more. Sorry...)
Post Malone & Blake Shelton - Pour Me A Drink [34] (Country music is quite boring. Couldn't you tell?)
Gracie Abrams ft. Taylor Swift - us. [37] (It's fine. BeyoncƩ does the banjo stuff better though.)
Asake ft. Central Cee - Wave [41] (It's pretty good, didn't deserve to miss the 40. Don't get why CC's trying to sound different here, but you do you I guess.)
Perrie - Tears [69] (So THAT'S what happens when Ed Sheeran doesn't write you a song to sing.)
Mustard/Travis Scott - Parking Lot [83] (Guess that explains why it's hard to like Travis Scott I suppose.)
Rudimental & Karen Harding - Bring Me Joy [87] (If I hear another generic dance song that Radio 1 predictably loves I swear to the Lord above. š¤)
Fontaines D.C. - Favourite [95] (Ah, Dublin's greatest hidden secret. Kinda hard to improve on the majesty of Starburster but this will do. Now if only IDLES could dent the Top 100...)
Now leave me be.
(P.S. I've just finished listening to LCD Soundsystem's set on the Pyramid Stage, and I can officially confirm that they should've gotten more respect than they did at the time. How Daft Punk Is Playing At My House only got to No.29 is a mystery to everyone apart from the people alive on March 6th 2005. I wasn't alive back then.)
richard melon š
bit about lcd is soooo true omg
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mrstarling
Oh I came back from holiday a few days ago :D
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mrstarling
AlfieĀ
Never said it but thanks for the weekly write ups I geniuely love reading them weekly.Ā
itsnoodleszn_
YOURE SO REAL FOR LCD SOUNDSYSTEM
edit: i couldnāt give a cr4p about upvotes or downvotes but i feel like youāre not getting your flowers alfie. you actually put effort into these rundowns and i love your sharp wit. also not afraid to share a hot take here and there - trust me, ive shared them too. keep it up
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mrstarling
OH MY WORD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CALLED HER TAY TAY šš
richard melon š
@whoever downvoted me, please kys, that downvote has permanently ruined my life and reputation, i donāt know how iām ever going to go on after this š
goodbye š
gnu_andrew
I don't know why you're being downvoted. You clearly put a lot of effort into your post (a lot more than I would with current chart music). I'd suggest your own blog or something, but it probably wouldn't get the visibility you do here.
But the real reason I wanted to comment was as someone who was alive in 2005. Simple fact was that the LCD Soundsystem track is ok, but not amazing. I don't remember it getting a lot of airplay and so it wasn't that well known. I would say a lot of the tracks above it I would listen to instead. What's interesting about that chart (https://www.officialcharts.com/charts/singles-chart/20050306/7501/) is it's much more diverse genre-wise than now; there is something for everyone, whether it's ballads, rock or dance.
Also, 2005 was the last year that you had to physically buy singles. None of those songs were downloaded or streamed. People had to part with their hard earned cash to get those singles to their chart positions. More people wanted a retro Elvis re-release than LCD Soundsystem, I guess. It was a lot harder back then to get high chart positions and even more so to stay there (though 2005 was nowhere near as bad as the late 90s, where million sellers like "Wonderwall" couldn't make #1).
Don't feel too bad for LCD Soundsystem. If Bowie's "Heroes" only managed #25 too (original 1977 release- https://www.officialcharts.com/artist/19138/david-bowie/). If you came in low, chances are you would not get the radio coverage and just fall down the charts. Even singles that climbed to the top still came in fairly high to begin with.
frankgriffin
I am talking to Dasha. She's my friendĀ
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mrstarling
Nice! I love dasha
frankgriffin
It's good that I am friends with her.Ā
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mrstarling
Like real friends?? Or just met her once
itsnoodleszn_
frank is your favourite food one-ton soup?
frankgriffin
Real friends
frankgriffin
No it's not
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mrstarling
TOP 10 ANALYSIS
1. Please please please get this song out the chart - sabrina fartender
Honestly the music video is so cringe and I pray she ain't having another hit i can't be asked. 0/10 HER PERSONALITY IS SO ANNOYING TOOĀ
2. I'm really ESPRESS-ing my feeling.. I want this out the chart - sabrina carpenturd
This is not a good summer song cringe video a look at me type song 1/10
3.Ā A bar song (tip-see this song is so good) - shaboo - let's zey if thus climbs!
8/10 love the party vibe hopefully this reaches 1
4. Houdini - eme-numpty
Hopefully this song escapes out the chart just like houdini! Not even rometely funny. 0/10
5. Birds of a feather - Billie Ei-wish you delete your spotify accountĀ
Your career is lighter than birds and feathers 2/10 such a boring song!!
6. Stargazing - myles s-mythical song!! New style
Like .. this style ain't been top 10 for a while 7/10 respect it! I think I should fall now thoughĀ
7. Good luck with your music career, your songs s*ck - chappell don't stream her music
8. I had too put earplugs in when this song comes in (help) - post madont listen too his songs ft morgan wallen (no joke for him cause I like his music)
9. Austin - dash-amazing music!!
LOVE THIS!! 8/10 hope this falls now though but great song
10. Million dollar baby - Tommy p*ssmanĀ
Please delete this song 0/10 he ain't 90s hip hop.
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Alfie
I've genuinely never seen so many hot takes in my life.
So thank the lord you like Shaboozey.
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mrstarling
In a few weeks I might be off thar a bit. BUT DA*N PLEAAASE I WANT A GOOD TOP 10 SONG š it's getting tiringĀ
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mrstarling
Oh I'm just warming up next week I'm doing this again with new puns. I'm coming for round 2
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mrstarling
Who on this website most matches yalls music taste?
itsnoodleszn_
only one way to find out~
anyone here reading, tag me if you adore my chemical romance, good kid, beach bunny, billie eilish, kendrick lamar, mf doom, lana del rey, radiohead, mitski, girl in red, nirvana and ghostĀ
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mrstarling
Sorry i ain't match any of them but tag me if you like
Teddy swims,cat burns,lizzo, ed sheeran,benson boone, venbee, dua lipa
Piran
Good Kid and Girl In Red absolutely deserve a mainstream breakthrough.Ā
As for Beach Bunny, I'm glad 'Cloud 9' made the chart but it deserved to be a way bigger hit!Ā
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mrstarling
My crownote won't find a song. Idk what to do ..
Piran
Which song are you trying to search?
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mrstarling
Met someone by cat burns
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mrstarling
Can tall stop making all of chapell rise?Ā The top 20 is already bad. I don't need this
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pressy
By the time the next charts come out, the nation will have gone to the polls to vote in the upcoming General Election. Thereās no doubt weāll be looking at a sizable Labour majority, perhaps even a record-breaking one. Letās be clear, the Tories are facing annihilation, and rightly so, after 14 years of calamity, scandal, and an ongoing war of attrition against societyās most vulnerable; however, Labour are keen to downplay their chances in order to coax as many votes out of the electorate as possible, in the hopes they will attain a so-called āsupermajorityā which will essentially give them a blank cheque to do whatever they like in government. We shouldnāt give it to them.
Starmer was elected leader of the Labour party following a meticulously coordinated smear campaign and witch hunt against former leader Jeremy Corbyn, with the issue of antisemitism cynically weaponised against him in the name of political opportunism and factionalism. Starmer ran on a left-wing campaign, but since becoming leader he has since reneged on almost every promise he made, and has overseen a dramatic lurch to the right for his party. Since his election, he has consolidated his power, purging members deemed to be on the left of the party, ruling with an authoritarian grip far beyond even what we saw during the Blair years, him and his clique facing accusations of behaving like āplayground bulliesā, and being ādrunk on powerā, and showing clear favouritism towards allies of Starmer when dealing with infringements. He has rowed back on crucial campaign pledges, such as nationalising water and energy, and scrapping tuition fees, with the final nail in the coffin being the abandonment of their Ā£28bn greeninvestment pledge. Why not take it from the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequeur herself, Rachel Reeves, who said āa Labour government would not introduce annual wealth and land taxes; raise income tax; equalise capital gains rates and income tax; rejoin the European single market and customs union; change the Bank of England's inflation target and reform its rigid mandate; or take private utilities into public ownership, except for the railways.ā This is a woman who has pitched herself as Labourās answer to Margaret Thatcher, a figure who should be reviled by any party that dares to call itself āLabourā (although they relinquished any claim to that title when they suspended Labour MP Sam Tarry for having the audacity to attend a picket line in support of striking railworkers.) Starmer has also heaped praise on Margaret Thatcher, whichis no surprise given the Thatcherite dogma of āfiscal monetarismā (read: economic illiteracy) is hard-baked into his macroeconomic policy platform, ensuring the ghost of the single biggest enemy tothe British working class of the post-war era haunts both the main parties, and revealing that beneath the veneer they serve the same masters.
Thereās his open endorsement of Israeli war crimes in the Gaza strip, refusing to call for a ceasefire until it was politically expedient to do so, and expelling members from the party who dare to speak out about the ongoing genocide, including accusing the Jewish relatives of Holocaust survivors of being āantisemiticā, with one senior Labour source referring to this process as āshaking off the fleasā. There was the Forde report, which concluded that not only were efforts to tackle antisemitism during the Corbyn era thrown off course by coordinated efforts within the party to undermine his leadership, but also that the party operates a āhierarchy ofracismā in the disproportionate attention given to claims of antisemitism at the expense of other forms of racism, such as anti-Black racism, epitomised in the partyās treatment of Diane Abbot for example; and anti-Muslim racism, a form of racism which seems to just be widely accepted and tolerated by the political establishment. And finally, thereās Starmerās, and particularly Shadow Health Secretary Wes Streetingās defence of privatisation inthe NHS, advocating private sector outsourcing and demonstrating that Labour are all too comfortable with the prospect of selling off our most cherished institution to the highest bidder.
Have I missed anything? Oh, well there was the time Starmer reportedly said he āhates tree-huggersā after a presentation by Shadow Climate Secretary Ed Milliband. Oh, and the fact that he repeatedly parrots transphobic talking points, pledging to remove āgender ideologyā from schools and agreeing with Blair that āa woman has a and a man has a ā.
Starmer has shown time and time again that he is all too willing to bend to the demands of big business and the interests of capital, all while inequality in this country skyrockets, while the planet burns as billionaire CEOs drive us towards complete Earth systems collapse, while children in Gaza are massacred.
Labour do not represent us. Vote Green. VoteIndependent. Do not vote Labour on July 4th. Hold them to account; do not give them a blank cheque.
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mrstarling
THIS IS THE CHARTS NOT THE POLLS GET OFF THE APP GRANDPA. GO TAKE A WALKĀ
itsnoodleszn_
iām definitely voting for green this year. i wouldāve gave labour a chance if keir hadnāt had a downward spiralĀ
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mrstarling
ONCE AGAIN THIS IS THE CHARTS WEBSITE NOT THE POLLS, GO TAKE YOUR VOTING OPINON TOO THE OVER 80 CLUB WE DONT CARE
itsnoodleszn_
mate you are a child, iām not listening to a child on this forum
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mrstarling
I'm not a child and secondly, THIS IS THE CHARTS WEBSITE F0R MUSIC.
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mrstarling
Me a child??? Your the one who said "bro" "lil bro"Ā
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pressy
so? it's an important issue, may as well try and use what little influence I have in the world. as far as I'm aware, there's no rule that you only have to talk about chart stuff
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mrstarling
This website is for charts stuff only...
gnu_andrew
A dictatorship is a bad thing, whether or not you like the party in power. While I want the Tories finally out of power, replacing them with an even bigger majority is not the answer. The voting system urgently needs reform.
It's just like 1997 all over again. Labour have to become appealing enough to the right wing again in order to gain power, because millions of votes are meaningless, either in Labour votes above what is needed for win or third party votes.
I think my ideal result would have been another hung parliament, with Labour forced into a coalition with another party, but it seems unlikely, given the polling. Also, the SNP would likely have to be part of such a coalition and they don't represent most of the country. The whole thing is just a mess.
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pressy
completely agree that electoral reform is needed, but I also want to see the Tories with as little influence as possible in Parliament, which under the current system would imply a large Labour majority. in an ideal world Labour would instead be held to account by a left-wing party. PR would make that more likely to happen. but as things stand I can't say I want Labour to get fewer seats if those seats are being filled by the Tories
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ClubAnthem
My Chart of the week:
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mrstarling
BROOO FOREVER IS SO OLD!! Why you still on these tracks?Ā
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ClubAnthem
Forever has been #1 for 6 weeks in a row. Itās stunning. It should have been #1 for another week but the recent passing of Dario G took the #1 spot with his wonderful track Voices (Matt Darey Remix).Ā
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mrstarling
Yeah I like her too but I prefer tattoo
macie
beyond happy to see Good Luck, Babe! enter the top 10! Also good to see HOT TO GO! rising again and Red Wine Supernova making the top 40!
Piran
'Good Luck, Babe!' is a serious contender for my favourite Top 10 hit of the year!Ā
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mrstarling
Good luck babe seriously in competition for my worst top 10 of the year (sorry)
itsnoodleszn_
chappell roan is so peak im so glad the charts have a rising pop artist that actually deserves their flowers
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mrstarling
What makes her so good?Ā
macie
My top 10 of the week!
1) John Summit, Sub Focus & Julia Church - Go Back (+2) [New Number 1!]
2) Dua Lipa - Happy For You (+11)
3) Tinashe - Nasty (+1) np
4) RAYE - Genesis. (-3)
5) Becky Hill ft Sonny Fodera - Never Be Alone (-3)
6) Kygo ft HAYLA - Without You (+8) np
7) Charli XCX & Lorde - The girl, so confusing version with Lorde (debut)
8) Mabel, Shygirl & INJI - Look At My Body Pt. II (-1)
9) Majestic, The Jammin Kid & CĆØline Dion - Set My Heart On Fire (Iām Alive x And The Beat Goes On) (debut)
10) Ariana Grande, Brandy & Monica - the boy is mine (+12) re-peak
Full top 50, including debuts from Kygo, Chappell Roan and more:Ā http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=273061
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mrstarling
Nice top 10! Sad too see sonny fall
macie
Good to see Sabrina holding the top 2 again for another week!
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mrstarling
Just no.
Piran
Last Friday, I attended the opening night of The Eras Tour at Wembley! Since my personal chart is mostly Taylor as a result of it, here are my Top 10 songs of the week without her. :)
#1: Kacy Hill - You Know I Love You Still (+1)Ā Ā [New No.1!] šŗšø
#2: Kygo & Sigrid - The Feeling (debut)Ā š³š“
#3: Porter Robinson - Russian Roulette (+2)Ā šŗšø
#4: Alan Walker & Ina Wroldsen - Barcelona (+26)Ā š³š“
#5: Chappell Roan - Good Luck, Babe! (-4)Ā šŗšø
#6: Aluna ft Paul Woolford - Heatstroke (-3)Ā š¬š§ (š“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ)
#7: Sody - You Won't Even Try (+8)Ā š¬š§ (š“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ)
#8: Zerb & The Chainsmokers ft Ink - Addicted (+1)Ā š§š· / šŗšø
#9: Salute ft Piri - Luv Stuck (debut)Ā š¦š¹ / š¬š§ (š“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æ)
#10: Dagny - Strawberry Dream (-4)Ā š³š“
Full chart on Crown Note: https://www.crownnote.com/charts/piran/pirans-top-50-228
Full chart on BuzzJack: www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=273052
Piran
Norwegian acts did incredibly well this week!
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mrstarling
Where do you discover these songs?? Never heard of them
Piran
Mostly through Spotify's NMF playlist or recommendations from friends.Ā
Piran
Finallyā¦ itās about time āAs It Wasā went back on ACR again! š©
Even if their new single sadly didnāt click with me, I look forward to Coldplay (as well as Dua and SZA) headlining Glastonbury over the weekend.
Top 40 Rankings:Ā https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d4b96bbca0ed0e7fa455853aeb0f3063989c38c052434d85c4a21a4812b2d306.png
Piran
Really pleased that āGirl, So Confusingā made it into the Top 40. I liked the original version but the Lorde remix completely elevates it for me and she has so much chemistry with Charli! š„ŗ
Shame it isnāt the version thatās credited on the chart. Itās literally the reason why the song become popular. :/
itsnoodleszn_
once again i agree! girl, so confusing was already one of my favourite tracks on brat (along with sympathy is a knife and club classics), but this new remix makes it even better. the chemistry between charli and lorde is unmatched.Ā
speaking of charli remixes, can she drop that 365 easyfun remix? for my sake, for her fans sake? it goes so hard!!
speaking of girl, so confusing remixes to be specificā¦ iām so sorry im still plugging this guy but no mana previewed a remix of it on his instagram and itās just as good š„
Piran
I'll definitely need to check this remix out!Ā š
Piran
Iām glad that āNot Like Usā is sticking around beyond the beef with Drake. Itās honestly one of Kendrickās most potent hits to date! š„
itsnoodleszn_
me too. bro performed it five times at his la concert, uniting the entire west coast for the fifth time!! what about drake? that sh*tty wah gwan delilah trash. heās actually in shambles š
Piran
I haven't even heard 'Wah Gwan Delilah'... nor do I intend to.Ā
Piran
I remember being ecstatic back in the middle of April when āGood Luck, Babe!ā debuted on the chart, now itās officially a Top 10 hit! Congrats to Chappell on her first song to enter the region.
Also, we absolutely won with āRed Wine Supernovaā breaking into the Top 40! ā¤ļø
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mrstarling
Oh I'm not winning.. im bored of every song in the top 10 apart from no.3... OFFICIAL CHART GODS HAVE MERCY ON ME!! I KNOW IVE BEEN MEAN A FEW TIMES AND IM NOT PERFECT.. BUT YOU DONT HAVE TOO MAKE A TOP 10 JUST TOO P*SS ME OFF. I WILL BE NICE I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR A GOOD NO.1 PLEAAAASE THERE HASANT BEEN A GOOD ONE FOR AAAAAGES šššš (Genuine cry for help)
Piran
Good to see āA Bar Song (Tipsy)ā back in the Top 3 and returning to its peak. Hoping to see this at #1 for at least a week later in the summer! š
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mrstarling
TOTALLY AGREED PIRAN! AMAZING COMMENT!!Ā
Also how do you always comment first??
Piran
Thank you! The chart usually updates in full after the Radio 1 chart show finishes, so I come here straight after that to post my analysis.Ā
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mrstarling
Your so quick though.. you must speed rush