Official Singles Chart Top 100 on 27/9/2024

I don't want to be the party pooper to bring this up but... did yall see how many real A list singers we know in the charts attended these freaky diddy party's where illegal stuff happened? Search for yourself. It's honestly really sad

I pray that 'Taste' won't become the longest running no.1 of the year

Chart Review 27/09/24

Except it isn't. Because I just cannot be bothered. I'll just get my thoughts in on who did what as quickly as possible and run as far away from the backlash I'll inevitably get for not really liking Lady Gaga's new-ish album all that much. Victory on the albums for Blossoms a.k.a. Stockport's finest which, given 3 of their previous 4 have also reached the top spot, I shouldn't have expected any different really. Sabrina Carpenter is still untouchable it seems, Alex Warren being the highest new entry this week is NOT a good look, Jimin can get lost, The Weeknd is a flop, and Addison Rae is also new this week despite desperately attempting to not sound like Blue Jeans by Lana Del Rey. Honestly, I have no clue why everyone loves Diet Pepsi right now. I barely care about NORMAL Pepsi.

Anyways, BYE.

AMAZING TIER:

Charli XCX [16], Chappell Roan [2], Linkin Park [12], Oasis [36], Shaboozey [21], Chase & Status ft. Stormzy [6]

GREAT TIER:

Chappell Roan [7], The Weeknd [26] (Oops.), Sabrina Carpenter [3]

GOOD TIER:

Adam Port/Stryv/Go To ACR So I Can Stop Making This Joke [14], Sabrina Carpenter [1], Billie Eilish [18] (About time you released a music video for this.), Tate McRae [19], Chappell Roan [15], Charli XCX ft. Billie Eilish [10]

OK TIER:

Sabrina Carpenter [5], Oasis [39], Billie Eilish [23], Gracie Abrams [17], Sonny Fodera/Jazzy/D.O.D. [9], Teddy Swims [13], Gigi Perez [11]

EH TIER:

Coldplay [27] (Enough with the physicals, it only makes you look bad.), Addison Rae [37], JADE [28] (Midnight Cowboy's gonna miss the chart isn't it. 🥶), Myles Smith [29], Ndotz [20]

YEESH TIER:

Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars [4], Teddy Swims [30], Coldplay [31], Dasha [34], The Kid LAROI [38], Alex Warren [35]

BOO TIER:

Benson Boone [22], Hozier [33], Alex Warren [32], BL3SS/CamrinWatsin/bbyclose [8]

ATROCIOUS TIER:

Jimin [40] (I'd tell the bots to f*** off, but they'll never listen to a 17 year-old Mancunian anytime soon.), Benson Boone [24], Teddy Swims [25]

NEW HITS:

Alex Warren - Burning Down [35] (His attempt to make a pop song here instead of the usual ballad, and it sounds like Tom Grennan. So it's awful then.)

Linkin Park - Heavy Is The Crown [66] (Released midweek, so not much it could've done here, but this just uncannily sounds like Papercut, Faint, and Bleed It Out meshed together.)

Bon Iver - S P E Y S I D E [70] (His first appearance in the charts for FIFTEEN YEARS. And unlike The National, no Taylor Swift in sight.)

Future - TEFLON DON - [72] (This is Future's THIRD album this year, including mixtapes. Give it a rest, my guy.)

Future - TOO SOON - [77] (Too soon to end, more like.)

Tom Grennan - Higher [78] (And speaking of Tom, he is down the dumper right now. Ignore this man with immediate effect.)

Don Toliver - NEW DROP [88] (Song from recent album. Gone viral on TikTok. Yadda yadda, you get the drill by now.)

Chrystal - The Days [96] (Boring dance mush as usual. Why can't Pendulum have a hit again exactly?)

Future - LIL DEMON [99] (Who else zoned out when first hearing this? Everyone? OK.)

(P.S. And no, I couldn't care less about Ed Sheeran forcing a Greatest Hits upon us like we hadn't heard the likes of Bad Habits, Photograph and Lego House a million times already. Except I like the latter, but don't tell anyone, OK?)

I'm glad Odetari didn't reach Top 40. Utter trash song. It's already falling on Spotify so the lifespan will be a short one.

Okay, if the UK still won’t give Chappell a #1 hit, then I guess I’ll just have to give her another. :)

My Top 10 Songs Of The Week:

#1: Chappell Roan – Hot To Go! (+1)   [New No.1!] 🇺🇸

#2: Pale Waves – Gravity (+1) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#3: The Weeknd – Dancing In The Flames (+11) 🇨🇦

#4: NERIAH – Driving Weather (-3) 🇺🇸

#5: Charli Adams – Airlifter (+21) 🇺🇸

#6: INJI ft Flyana Boss – Nice To Meet Ya (-1) 🇹🇷 / 🇺🇸

#7: NERIAH – You Won’t Forget About Me, Right? (debut) 🇺🇸

#8: Piri & Tommy – 99% (-4) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#9: Charli XCX – 365 (-3) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#10: JADE – Angel Of My Dreams (-2) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

Full chart on Crown Note: https://www.crownnote.com/charts/piran/pirans-top-50-241

Full chart on BuzzJack: www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=275111

NEW MUSIC FRIDAY RANKINGS (Starting from most famous to least famous,  who I think, anyone I don't know will just come at the end)
(I shortened the list)

Timeless - the weeknd ft Playboi Carti (2/10) - This is one of the biggest fails for a collab this big in ages, it's actually so *ss, CAN CARTI MAKE ANY GOOD MUSIC? And don't get me started on the weeknds autotune, and this song lasts 4:16 ain't nobody caring about this, be ashamed and do better.

What a Girl Wants - Christina Aguilera ft Sabrina Carpenter (6/10) - Rare footage of Sabrina on a good song, infact Christina did a better part but Sabrina's still was good to, Speaking of Sabrina.. I BEG DONT GIVE HER THE AMAZON CHRISTMAS SONG!! WE DONT NEED HER AT NO.1 AGAIN 😭😭😭

Happy Mistake - Lady Gaga (5/10) - Don't make this something big please, anyone could make this.

Soltera - Shakira (5/10) - No clue what she's saying, I'm just ranking off of sound.

Heavy is the crown - Linkin park (7/10) - Not as good as 'The emptiness machine' but I'm still extremely impressed, this new singer rocks!!

Stars will align- Kygo ft Imigine dragons (5/10) - Snoozefest of a song

Lights Camera Action - Kylie Minogue (4/10) - You better get some good promo for Tension II (and better music) because your losing fans (including me)

In Your Hands - Craig David (2.5/10) - BL**DY H*LL THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE WORST COVERS/REMIXES IN HISTORY, What even is this...

Omega - ROSALIA ft Ralphie choo (5/10)

P*SSED OFF - BIA ft Lil Yachty (2/10) - More rap cr*p with no meaning, swearing, s*x references, violence, mumbling, autotune.. its already a bad song as it is but it feels like something ICE spice would go on. This song did make me "P*SSED OFF"

TEMPTATIONS - Tommy Richman (4/10) - I'll say it again! We did not need Tommy to trend!!

Midnight Cowboy - JADE (3.5/10) - Quit.

Kansas - Luke Bryan (5/10) - WHY does the hot 100 have a ton of these type of songs? There not bad. but who really cares??

Catch my breath - Alex Warren (5/10) - OK this isin't bad Alex but your style is starting to get a little to repetitive and meh

Is it the way - Saweetie (THE SAME SAWEETIE WHO WENT TO THE DIDDY PARTY) (4/10) - Sounds like GLOrilla

Pressure - RÜFÜS DU SOL (6/10)

Wanted - WILLOW Ft Kamasi Washington (4.5/10)

Good old days - Henry Moodie (5.5/10)

Jane baby - Sadboi ft Cash cobain (3/10)

Silver lines- Damiano david ft labrinth (6/10)

Parachute - Nina nesbitt (6/10)

My Forever - SOPHIE ft Cecile Believe (2/10) - Repetitive cr*p, there's no way the artists on this song even believed in it.

Take Your Time - Sasha Keable ft 6LACK (4/10)

Alone - The cure (4/10) - I fell asleep listening to this.

Side - KJ Spio/Harmonize/Libianca (5/10) - I used to be sad Libianca was a one hit wonder... I don't really know now

In my bed - Ckay (6/10) - Rema could've done this better

June - Natalie june (6/10)

The magic - The aces (5/10) - Charlixcx without bad production and the cringe, still not something brilliant for me.

The ways I punish myself- Goldie Boutilier (5/10) - Her voice on this sounds like Hemlocke springs a tiny bit.

SOMEONE TO YOU - Matt Hansen (5/10) - I think Cian Decrot would do good on this

Postcards - Mackenzy Mackay (6/10)

Friend zone - Alex Sampson (5/10) - Pop that would taste like paper if you could eat it.

Ground control - Moody Joody (5/10)

Bird cage blue and yellow - Yaelokre (3/10) - What in the fairytale is this... I would be embarrassed getting caught playing this

Milkshakes - Soft launch (4/10) This is the best song I've ever heard.. in the past couple of minutes

Star shaped baby - Remy Bond (4/10) - People would've died for this in the 1960s/70s

The sun - Ben Böhmer ft Oh Wonder (5/10) - The mehrest of the mehs

House On Fire - Mickey Guyton (6/10)

That's what I love - Leon bridges (5/10)

Oh Susannah - Wyatt Flores (5.5/10)

LIAR LIAR - bodie (6/10)

Anyone in love - Jalen Ngonda (6/10)

My Baby - Peter McPoland (6/10)

Say less - Brett Young (5.5/10) - I SAW THE FRONT COVER OF THIS SONG AND I BURST INTO LAUGHTER 💀 I CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT WITHOUT LAUGHING.. THATS THE MOST GOOFY *SS COVER IVE EVER SEEN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know my humours broken.. you don't have to get it.

Young girl (Illusion) - Sofie Royer (5/10) - Dua lipa from Walmart

It's Gonna Cost You - Montell Fish (2.5/10) - Tommy Richman but somehow worser

Centigrade - Gallant ft Nao (4/10) - Large parts of this song I can't understand, also is that a alien on the front

FEELINGS ON SILENT - Leon Thomas ft Wale (3/10) - I ain't listening to 8:29 of this.. quit yapping I'm skipping it, it's bad anyway.

I'll go anywhere - Mustafa (5/10) - This song is like tofu,bland.

Inconsolable - Katie Gavin (5/10)

Slugger - SASAMI (5/10)

Kiss Me Again - Pale Waves (5/10)

Heavens sake- Dylan Marlowe (3/10) - The autotune makes him sound so weird (In a bad way) This... this... I can't even describe it.. just eugh

Cracc era - Maxo Kream/Tyler/The Creator (3/10) - Yes Tyler and The Creator are 2 diffrent artists, what a cheap way to manipulate search results, it's a stupid rap song to just yapping about some cr*p

feel u luv ME - Knock2 (5/10) - White people working in call centers will hear this and start dancing like a pigeon, mid song.

Love Come Through - LP Giobbi ft Panama (5/10) - BBC1 presenters will think this is gold

Keep looking - Jessica Doolan (5/10)

Ee-er - Monaleo Ft Sauce Walka (2/10) - This sounds like Glo and stallions 'Wanna Be' but made with £10, the lyrics are also peak cringe, did you hire Lil D*cky to write them? Someone actually cheaper and worse than Ice Spice!

Wanting U Back - JayBaloo (4/10) - "My man was on high rizz" "Spot me a leng ting do i look smooth at" Bl**dy h*ll who the h*ll was your writer?? Central cee type song

Aubameyang - JS X YD (4.5/10)

Streets - Skengdo/AM/D/Proffit (3/10) - Don't get these people a podcast, I beg!

Stay In Your Lane - Taki Nulight/P Money/Jolie P (3/10) - When spotify push rap singles that's how you know it's gonna be bad, these ratings show 🙄

Heart Made Of Glass - Eli & Fur (5/10) - This is the type of song Rudimental would jump on, I can just imigine this made more dance like

Remember me - High Contrast (3/10) - Nobody wants this and nobody ever will.

ROSE & TULIPS - Capo Lee/bullet tooth (3/10) - Bland

Looks like we have changes at both the top and bottom tiers today.

I’m genuinely amazed that ‘The Emptiness Machine’ might actually have longevity. Most rock songs plummet down the chart after the first week but this isn’t declining that fast at all.

Pleasantly surprised with the Addison Rae song so I’m glad that it finally made it into the Top 40 (although ‘Pepsi Cola’ by INJI is better). Tom Grennan’s new single completely missing the region doesn’t bother me as it was a real disappointment, especially the vocals… 😩

Top 40 Rankings: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/651c65d0ed72c54eb02cea1dfad26ac0cceb964959c2e2451a616089de728f39.jpg

Playboi Carti had an absolutely disastrous second week lmao. Not complaining about it as 'All Red' is souring on me.

Also glad that Katy Perry didn’t make any impact here since I didn’t like anything I heard from the album except for the closing track.

It looks like NSYNC have the only ACR hit of the week. In other words, we’re just saying bye to ‘Bye Bye Bye’ lol.

Seriously though, the resurgence for it was fun while it lasted. The Deadpool hype may be done but it certainly led to a couple of interesting surprises during the summer.

hey brewskies, i’ll be sharing my usual stuff tomorrow and not tonight, because tonight i’m off to see good kid in leeds! i’ve been anticipating this night for 8 months and will share all the details tomorrow! ^-^

Not impressed that the Ndotz song is surging up the chart thanks to TikTok virality.

I certainly hope the UK don’t “embrace it” for very much longer. :/

I like that ‘Hot To Go!’ and ‘Somedays’ landed new peaks in the Top 10.

Both ‘Sailor Song’ and ‘Pink Pony Club’ moving nearer to the region is also a good sign. Would be happy to see either of them break into the region in the coming weeks.

Despite the fall today, the physicals dropped at a perfect time for ‘Angel Of My Dreams’ since it allowed it avoid ACR. I’m absolutely fine with that because the song is fantastic! 😊