Official Singles Chart Top 100 on 20/9/2024

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Eigenwijze 30 week 38 2024

1. 5 4 Bru-C, Mc Spyda, General Levy, Eksman - Ten toes
2. 1 5 Jamie + Robyn - Life
3. 3 3 Lady Gaga + Bruno Mars - Die with a smile
4. 8 5 Adam Port, Keinemusik, Stryv, Malachiii - Move
5. 4 7 Billie Eilish - Birds of a feather
6. 9 5 Chase & Status + Stormzy - Backbone
7. 6 6 London grammar - Into gold (+ remix)
8. 11 3 Nick Cave & the bad seeds - Wild God
9. 14 2 Fred again.., Anderson .Paak, Chika - places to be
10. 2 9 The Sami Yusuf ensemble - River of paradise
11. 10 11 Leprous - Atonement
12. 12 6 Ajeet - Healing song
13. 7 8 Chiyomi Yamada + Baobab - Akita obako
14. 20 5 MoBlack, Salif Keita, Cesária Evora - Yamore
15. 25 2 Heilung - Traust
16. 21 2 Vince Staples - Etouffée
17. 16 7 Landless - The fishermans wife
18. 23 3 Jon Hopkins + Vylana - Ritual (palace) / (illusion)
19. 18 5 Sole + Richard Autner - Prší dážď
20. _ 1 Eefje de Visser - Vlammen
21. 24 2 Sami Yusuf - The journey
22. 26 3 Arooj Aftab - Whiskey
23. 19 7 Pandavaas, Shraddha Kuhupriya - Jeetu Bagdwal (Dunyaal)
24. _ 1 Fontaines D.C. - Here's the thing
25. _ 1 Joey Valence & Brae - The baddest (+ badder)
26. _ 1 Cabra (Efrén López, Isabel Martín,…) - En lo más alto del cielo / Mudanza del niño perdido
27. _ 1 Floating points - Key103
28. 28 2 Mari Boine - Dánsso fal mu váhkaran
29. _ 1 Opeth - §1
30. 13 9 Ana Lua Caiano - Deixem o morto morrer

De Verwondering: Linkin park - The emptiness machine
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My personal chart for the week ending September 22, 2024

my top 20 (22.9.2024.)

1.(4) TV GIRL & GEORGE CLANTON – summer 2000 baby

2. (6) JAKE BUGG – keep on moving

3. (1) BRYAN FERRY ft AMELIA BARRATT – star (1week at No.1)

4. (2) SOFIAISELLA – s**  concept

5. NEW – CHAPPELL ROAN – good luck, babe!

6. (7) THE LATHUMS – no direction

7. (25) FRANZ FERDINAND – audacious

8. (11) MANIC STREET PREACHERS – decline & fall

9. (3) THE BLESSED MADONNA ft DJ E-CLYPS – godspeed (1week at No.1)

10. (9) ELDEBROOK& SNAKEHIPS – sunshine

11. (12) PURPLE DISCO MACHINE – beat fantasy

12. (13) RIZZLE KICKS – javelin

13. (33) THE BLESSED MADONNA ft KYLIE MINOGUE – edge of Saturday night

14. (31) FAITHLESS ft AMELIA FOX & LSK – I'm not alone(rest well Maxwell)

15. (5) LEON BRIDGES – peaceful place

16. (18) THXSOMCH – knocking at my door

17. (15) TOMMY RICHMAN – thought you were the one

18. (36) CARIBOU – come find me

19. (8.) FATHER JOHN MISTY – I guess time just makes fools of us all

20. (10) THE KILLERS – bright lights

............new songs at chart (top 45)...............

32. NEW – SURF CURSE – disco

34. NEW – CHARLI XCX ft TROYE SIVAN – talk talk

35. NEW – DUCK SAUCE – fallin in love

37. NEW – CHICANE – love, love, love (here I come)

38. NEW – BENEE – sad boiii

43. NEW – MANU CHAO ft LAETI – tu te vas

i always check out the charts and the comments but i never tried posting.. so let's see:

Fav(s) songs charting (max. 5):

• "Good Luck, Babe!" (#2) - Chappell Roan
  
• "Espresso" (#3) - Sabrina Carpenter
• "Angel of My Dreams" (#19) - JADE
• "Birds of a Feather" (#20) - Billie Eilish
• "Free" (#49) - Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding (but i'm pretending its the Sunset Mix version instead)
  

Fav(s) NEW entries:

• "Pink Pony Club" - Chappell Roan

Fav(s) that haven't charted but i recommend: 

• "In My Dreams" - Four Tet & Ellie Goulding
• "Swimming Pool" - Florrie 
• "Eusexua" - FKA twigs
• "i hope i never fall in love" - Maren Morris 
• "Anger" - Nina Nesbitt (from her upcoming album "Mountain Music" OUT THIS FRIDAY 27!)
  

Youse all type like chat gpt

the true and real chart rankings for the -5 people still on here 🎎

https://imgur.com/a/17m3Xvj

No track bans undefeatable Baby Shark level playing field chart.

1) <-> I Am Your Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song)

Gummibär 4B (20.000B) W2

2) <-> Blank Space
Taylor Swift 3.9B (19.500B)

3) <-> Shake It Off
Taylor Swift 3.9B (19.500B)

4) <-> Something Just Like This
The Chainsmokers & Coldplay 3.2B (19.200B)

5) <-> Take on Me (Video Version)
a-ha 2.4B (19.200B)

6) <-> Shallow
Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper 2.4B (19.200B)

7) <-> Gangsta's Paradise (feat. L.V.)
Coolio 2.4B (19.200B)

8) <-> Save Your Tears
The Weeknd 2.4B (19.200B)

9) <-> Lose Yourself
Eminem 2.4B (19.200B)

10) NEW Just Give Me a Reason (feat. Nate Ruess)
P!NK 2.4B (19.200B)

11) NEW a thousand years
Christina Perri 3.8B (19.000B)

12) | Mockingbird
Eminem 1.7B (18.700B)

13) NEW You Are The Reason
Calum Scott 1.7B (18.700B)

14) | Yes Yes Playground Song
Cocomelon 3.1B (18.600B)

15) | Let Her Go
Passenger 4.6B (18.400B)

16) | Do I Wanna Know?
Arctic Monkeys 2.3B (18.400B)

17) | Bath Song
CoComelon 9.2B (18.400B)

18) ^ Humpty Dumpty (Grocery Store)
CoComelon 797M (18.331B)

19) ^ The Way I Are (feat. Keri Hilson & D.O.E.)
Timbaland 872M (18.312B)

20) | on Fire
Kings Of Leon 832M (18.304B)

21) | Uptown Funk (feat. Bruno Mars)
Mark Ronson 6.1B (18.300B)

22) | Believer
Imagine Dragons 6.1B (18.300B)

23) ^ Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?
Arctic Monkeys 677M (18.279B)

24) ^ Shut Up and Dance
WALK THE MOON 794M (18.262B)

25) ^ Linger
The Cranberries 629M (18.241B)

26) ^ Mr. Brightside (CD Pro Version)
The Killers 793M (18.239B)

27) ^ Dreams (2004 Remaster)
Fleetwood Mac 792M (18.216B)

28) | Gata Only
FloyyMenor & Cris Mj 628M (18.212B)

29) ^ My Universe
Coldplay & BTS 569M (18.208B)

30) ^ In Da Club
50 Cent 2.6B (18.200B)

31) ^ Bohemian Rhapsody
Queen 2.6B (18.200B)

32) ^ Riptide
Vance Joy 1.4B (18.200B)

33) ^ A Sky Full of Stars
Coldplay 1.4B (18.200B)

34) ^ Yeah! (feat. Lil Jon & Ludacris)
Usher 1.4B (18.200B)

35) ^ Creep
Radiohead 1.4B (18.200B)

36) ^ As It Was
Harry Styles 1.4B (18.200B)

37) ^ Back To Black
Amy Winehouse 1.4B (18.200B)

38) ^ One Kiss
Calvin Harris & Dua Lipa 1.4B (18.200B)

39) ^ Stay (feat. Mikky Ekko)
Rihanna 1.4B (18.200B)

40) ^ The Sound of Silence (CYRIL Remix)
Disturbed 1.3B (18.200B)

41) ^ Back In Black
AC/DC 1.3B (18.200B)

42) ^ Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) [2018 Remastered]
Eurythmics 1.3B (18.200B)

43) ^ Wonderwall
Oasis 1.3B (18.200B)

44) ^ Daylight
David Kushner 568M (18.176B)

45) ^ Smalltown Boy (12" Version)
Bronski Beat 330M (18.150B)

46) ^ Forever Young (Special Dance Version) (Special Dance Version; 2019 Remaster)
Alphaville 386M (18.142B)

47) ^ Duality
Slipknot 585M (18.135B)

48) ^ Rockstar
Nickelback 585M (18.135B)

49) ^ Three Little Pigs (Pirate Version)
CoComelon 370M (18.130B)

50) ^ we can't be friends (wait for your love)
Ariana Grande 342M (18.126B)

51) ^ vampire
Olivia Rodrigo 307M (18.113B)

52) ^ Five Little Speckled Frogs
CoComelon 355M (18.105B)

53) ^ You & Me (Flume Remix) (feat. Eliza Doolittle)
Disclosure 292M (18.104B)

54) ^ Don't Look 2
Karan Aujla & G-Funk 232M (18.096B)

55) ^ Don't Look Back In Anger
Oasis 624M (18.096B)

56) ^ Freed from Desire (Full Vocals Mixx) (prod. Molella, Phil Jay)
Gala, Molella & Phil Jay 377M (18.096B)

57) ^ august
Taylor Swift 208M (18.096B)

58) NEW Alibi (with Pabllo Vittar & Yseult)
Sevdaliza, Pabllo Vittar & Yseult 235M (18.095B)

59) ^ We are Bulletproof: the Eternal
BTS 270M (18.090B)

60) | You Need To Calm Down
Taylor Swift 476M (18.088B)

61) NEW Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell 226M (18.080B)

62) ^ Work Song
Hozier 179M (18.079B)

63) <-> Rockstar (Extended)
LISA 262M (18.078B)

64) ^ What You Know
Two Door Cinema Club 241M (18.075B)

65) ^ Dancing in the Moonlight
Toploader 301M (18.060B)

66) | Pookie
Aya Nakamura 463M (18.057B)

67) NEW Standing Next to You
정국 (Jung Kook) 296M (18.056B)

68) ^ Prada (Extended) (feat. D-Block Europe)
cassö & RAYE 115M (18.055B)

69) ^ Supersonic
Oasis 115M (18.055B)

70) ^ Take Me Out
Franz Ferdinand 282M (18.048B)

71) | Grace
Lewis Capaldi 93M (18.042B)

72) <-> J'irai où tu iras
Céline Dion 110M (18.040B)

73) ^ Mardy
Arctic Monkeys 108M (18.036B)

74) ^ Des milliers de je t'aime
Slimane 108M (18.036B)

75) ^ Bye Bye Bye - From Deadpool and Wolverine Soundtrack
*NSYNC 644M (18.032B)

76) | Aaj Ki Raat (From "Stree 2")
Sachin-Jigar, Amitabh Bhattacharya, Divya Kumar & Madhubanti Bagchi 322M (18.032B)

77) | La vie qu'on mène
Ninho 161M (18.032B)

78) <-> Ten In the Bed
Little Angel 112M (18.032B)

79) NEW May It Be
Enya 98M (18.032B)

80) | Winning Speech
Karan Aujla & Mxrci 92M (18.032B)

81) ^ the boy is mine
Ariana Grande 103M (18.025B)

82) ^ Peekaboo (Kids Songs)
CoComelon 68M (18.020B)

83) NEW Breaking the Habit
Linkin Park 530M (18.020B)

84) NEW Breathe
The Prodigy 198M (18.018B)

85) NEW Θ. Macarena
Damso 182M (18.018B)

86) ^ Valerie (Version Revisited) (feat. Amy Winehouse)
Mark Ronson 143M (18.018B)

87) ^ Bam Bam
Sister Nancy 126M (18.018B)

88) ^ Live Forever
Oasis 91M (18.018B)

89) ^ Meuda
Tiakola 78M (18.018B)

90) ^ I Don't Wanna Wait (Extended)
David Guetta & OneRepublic 78M (18.018B)

91) ^ Stargazing
Myles Smith 78M (18.018B)

92) ^ Lisztomania
Phoenix 66M (18.018B)

93) ^ True Faith (2023 Digital Master)
New Order 66M (18.018B)

94) NEW Meridian
Dave & Tiakola 63M (18.018B)

95) ^ These Words (Extended Mix)
Badger & Natasha Bedingfield 42M (18.018B)

96) ^ Addictive (feat. Rakim)/Saun Di Jhadi
Truth Hurts/OtaaL, Lata Mangeshkar and DJ Quik 42M (18.018B) (Really Made It To The Final Punjabi Chart It's Final Week But Data Was Changed On The Written Version Paired It With The Old Version As A Double A To Let It In To Tell The Story)

97) ^ IDK HOW
Karan Aujla 42M (18.018B)

98) ^ Hi Ren
Ren 42M (18.018B)

99) ^ Jaanam (From "Bad Newz")
Vishal Mishra 42M (18.018B)

100) | Émotif (Booska 1H)
PLK 39M (18.018B)

Mostly old stuff made it in and the new tracks that made it in the 100 from 200 are mainly tracks that are not in main 100 just shows ya how bad Kantar is running the chart on their unfair 0.5 division maths and own version of ACR/SCR which give low tracks Top of the Pops for an unlimited time limit as well in Top 10 as well as unlimited re-entries stopping the new tracks from even rollin in.

And because my leveling up uses the real units to the Baby Shark everything by the same artist looks to be so split apart I don't feel the need for a 3 tracks limit because only 3 tend to go in anyway through the system very fun it was doing this.

Many different genres and different bands come in the results as well. I'm really happy with my system that was a year in the makings.

What makes it fun as well is that you have to gain the right amount in the gain as if you overshoot on next weeks gaining you might make it 17B leveling up at the risk of going out but hit it right you gain small to massive places up in the chart as well.

On next fortnights it's going to be rolling with both this weeks new and re-entries from all K-OCC devisons entries in the pool though it is at 18B on 25M maximum so it's going to be a hard breaking fortnight for the pool as to make less work for myself I'm combining the fortnights pools for the pool of the next one.

I do a TOTP division with old TOTP artists new music as well but change the airing one every week I tried to work on pools for both but it took too many hours as this chart is all manual labour. lol.

You want it done right gotta make it yourself and air it on Mixcloud, Soundcloud HeatThitAt my platform or if lucky a station.

The 40 I aired from the 100 tended to be a lot Rock based as thats more my thing but I mix up the genres because I like to air those still in the 100 I haven't aired before in 4 tracks a block and I love to hear the new music I haven't listened to before so I get to hear tracks I like from other genres not Rock as well it's a discovery show for me to do.

I started it a year ago on hearthisat as something silly with a stupid motive to be better than Chart of Gold at his own also very autistic chart game after booting me from taking part in his chart group and vote firing me with the P45 for moaning about how he does his Top 10s and his Festive 50s and kept evolving format ever since until I got onto this one and I'm loving this format so much I might keep it going until I get board with making my own chart shows and until Baby Shark is beaten as them I'll have to adapt the numbers especially if Baby Shark hits 19 Billion.

My motto if a track is in the separates it is supposed to be counted in the main chart love or hate the track but no they have track bans in the main K-OCC.

These are the last 10 songs that were played (randomly,of course) on my media player. I've got some chicken burgers in the oven so i hope the list 'sends' when i hit that button first time : )

1: Heaven                                                      PSYCHEDELIC FURS

2: Breakeven                                                 THE SCRIPT

3: Fool yourself                                            CHASE AND STATUS

4: You make it real                                        JAMES MORRISON

5: Pour some sugar on me                           DEF LEPPARD

6: My Sharona                                              THE KNACK

7: Invisible                                                     ALISON MOYET

8: Emergency on planet earth                     JAMIROQUAI

9: Why does it always rain on me?              TRAVIS

10: Can't wait another minute                      FIVE STAR

rip red wine supernova, my fav chappell song 😔 pink pony club is also great tho! rooting for casual to get pushed someday, that one’s incredible 

Took me 5 hours to rank this week's new music lol, hope you like it

RANKING NEW MUSIC THIS WEEK -

Instantly - BlazeYL (3/10)

Times changed- Seething akira (3/10) This sounds as if linkin park were low on money and had a bad crew.

God gets you back - Mogwai (4/10) I listened to the whole 6:40 of this.. can I get my time back pls 😭

Ya guas ya meeran - nusrat fateh ft Ali khan (5/10)

Drama - D7 (4/10)

Floating - Tokimonster ft candy crush saga (4/10)

Slay the beast - or:la ft Eliza rose (1/10) - I dont get how you can mess up a song this bad, this p*ssed me off.

Save me - Katy J Pearson (6/10) - The first new song I've liked today. (Took long enough 😒)

Petit boy - metronomy ft porij (4/10) - IT sounds as if Calvin harris & Ellie Goulding made "Free" again but with £10

I like your look - Blossoms (2/10) - IF temu made music

The plan - Alec Benjamin (6/10)

SUMMER RAIN - Lex amor (2/10) - Tell me you don't know how to make music without actually saying it type song

IDOL - Ruby duff (2/10) - cringe
New snap city - Krept & Konan ft chip (2.5/10) another rubbish gangster song, I also spilled milk all down my shorts while listening to this so it might have bad luck on it to.

Burning down - Alex Warren (6/10)

SOS - Fifty fifty (4/10) - The old members would of done this better.

Hollon - Glorilla (4/10) - Glo's best song but still not a good one.

Old me - KAWALA - (4/10)

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET - Nessa Barrett (7/10) - A songs never made me feel this.. what's the feeling.. idk this is really good tho

JOY (BY my side) - Joy anymous ft Sammy Virji (3.5/10) - The vocals sounded like someone was violently moaning.

Marina del rey - Koteri (6/10) - 'Nights like this' but it actually sounds good.

This town - Maxwell Varey (5/10)

Forever - HUGEL/Diplo/Malou/Yuna (5/10) - MEH

Jocelyn - The beaches (4/10)

Gold touch - Matt sassari ft CHRSTPHR (4.5/10) - Ibiza DJs will hear this and start dancing like it's the end of the world.

In2minds - Chris lake ft disclosure (4/10) - 'ITS gone, dance on' was much better

Whisper - Ryan mack (6/10) - The use of autotune on this is interesting

WHITNEY - Tommy richman (4/10) - I just know I'm never gonna like a song by this guy

Disintegrate - Elipsa (5.5/10)

Eyes - Rain radio ft cat dealers (6/10) - Tiktok type song, I still like it though

Chart Review 20/09/24

I swear everytime I talk about Fred Again.. my upload doesn't work-

OH. HI. YOU MISSED ME? good. Last week I wasn't allowed to tell you about how boring Central Cee is, how lukewarm Alex Warren is, how David Gilmour popping up in the Viral 50 Spotify chart is a sign that prog-rock is still lurching around like it's World War Z, and why Linkin Park have suddenly transformed into Riot-era Paramore, probably due to the presence of some dance producer who headlined Reading and Leeds or whatever. At least, I think I did. Two of my other rankings have been scuppered surely because of 'places to be' in the Top 40, so I will refrain from mentioning any of his other future hits by name until the end of time.

And no, that joke won't get annoying by the time he spends ages at No.1 in 2028.

But you don't care about that right? We're here for the CURRENT Top 40, not the one we'll be gawking over in a few years time. And for the first time in ages there's actually some fresh new blood to sample in this week's biggest and best. A whopping SEVEN (if this was 1999 this would be low) new entries have made their way past the notoriously fickle general public and into our lives, and it is my job to document all of their feelings on camera. Except this is in word format, so I can't show up the sign I'm holding saying "NOAH KAHAN IS FINALLY GONE". You did notice that, yeah?

No one is good enough to stop Sabrina Carpenter though (who is), as you can make that Week Number 4 for Taste at the summit of the UK chingaling, thus depriving us yet again the opportunity to praise Chappell Roan for the millionth time. At least she's responsible for one of the new hits, Red Wine Supernova crumbling to ACR and in it's place comes the equally popular Pink Pony Club at 21. It may be not as good as her other efforts, but I'd take this ballad over a dozen GagaMars collabs. No matter how much makeup they put on their faces in the video.

But moving on from the inevitable backlash I'll get for not conforming to society, two so-called 'heavyweights' made their grand returns last week, and they've predictably performed better than all the other new shizzle they fought against. And powering it's way to 12 is the comeback single of the most indecisive musician I know. I have mixed feelings about The Weeknd, you see. For every stone-cold classic in his repertoire like Starboy, Can't Feel My Face and Sacrifice, he sure does have a lot of guff. Popular. That Kanye West song he was on that one time. The omnipresent Blinding Lights. Die For You. One Of The Girls. The list goes on and on with Canada's only hope. What with Justin Bieber forgetting he has a musical career and Drake trying his damndest not to get cancelled, it's up to Abel Tesfaye and the awful TV series he stars in to try and win us over. Except this isn't some Idol-related baloney. This is a new material he's got under his sleeve. And I am whole-heartedly shocked to say that I can update that stone-cold classic category once again because Dancing In The Flames is actually really good. Yeah, I know. Shock horror. Maybe he can have some legitimate success without looking like the people listening to him just have his music on at work 24 hours a day in a desperate attempt to give him hits. You know, like the BTS people. It's just a shame he's fallen off a cliff on Spotify though.

Two places below him is another Maple Leaf-wielding chart star praying for relevancy, Calgary's own Tate McRae. This time last year we had to kickback and realise that greedy was gonna spend AGES in the Top 10. And you don't end up as one of 3 normal songs in a Christmas-themed chart without doing something right. So yeah, Tate's back, with her voice that Mimi Webb plagiarises for a living, and so are the wonky beats that make you think Nicki Minaj never left us. It's good, it's whatever, it deserves it's spot in the Top 20 for sure. I just get this horrendous feeling that she'll be rooted in the charts for ages and no amount of surprise reunions can unwedge. Given all the Oasis songs have tumbled into oblivion (aka the bottom half), that seems really likely.

Gracie Abrams is Top 20 now but I don't have anything constructive to say.

In at 24 is the latest remix from Charli XCX and her 'BRAT but I can't stop spending all my money on artists who look like Vogue models so it's not' phase of remixes that propelled her to No.1 last month with Guess, and this time it's former No.47 smash Talk Talk that invites Troye Sivan along for the ride to make a song that isn't as good as her other ones. To nobody's surprise then. Also Dua Lipa's here as well saying some French and Spanish words but I couldn't be bothered going back to check. And in other news, Teddy Swims clearly is the new Rag'n'Bone Man because he WON'T GO AWAY. You'd think having 2 songs in the best-sellers week in, week out would be bad enough right? Well no. 'Cos he's back lads. Run for your lives. Bad Dreams is gonna be all over Magic and Heart this Autumn and there's nothing you can do 'bout the matter. Thank the lord Spotify has deserted him so he's limped to 28.

Hitting the charts at 32 is one of The Weeknd's many collaborators. In fact, it's long overdue that Playboi Carti had some solo success given he's been on every rap feature under the sun as of late. Popular, EARFQUAKE, CARNIVAL, FE!N, you name it, he's probably there, Just a shame that ALL RED isn't worth the wait, and instead sounds like something a 33-year old from Croydon thinks is 'hip'. Doesn't he knows it's all about singer-songwriters with perms now? Oh, and rocketing up from 75 to 36 is Embrace It, the first appearance from Angola-born Ndotz, whose claim to fame is that he was in a video of a Top 10 hit from 5 years ago no one remembers. Do you? Because I know what it is, and it couldn't be more forgettable. Also, this song vaguely reminds me of Bad Boy Chiller Crew, HStikkyTokky, K.A.D and all the other 'lad' dance hits that's so objectifying and stereotypey that it's ridiculous.

Gun Lean by RUSS if anyone's interested.

Top of the albums is everyone's favourite band to hate back in the 2000s, the Scottish/Irish/Who Knows Anymore gents of Snow Patrol. For years, they were stuck hanging out with Belle & Sebastian and making the kind of indie that nowadays probably wouldn't sound out of place in today's market. And then they got famous, and everything just kinda stank since then. They haven't made a good song since 2009. Chasing Cars was, and still is, atrocious. Don't get me started on their latter material. It's been 13 years since they last had any Top 40 success. Therefore, I don't care that The Forest Is The Path is their first No.1 album since 2006. From what I've heard, the singles are dull, dreary, and way too soggy. So just like my pencil, there's no point discussing them any further. There just isn't.

Nines, Surf Curse, Odetari, nimino and Eminem also have hits on this chart but I don't have time to talk more thoroughly on them. But next week we get to see Blossoms, Katy Perry, Keith Urban, Tom Walker and Jamie beat each other to dust on the albums, meanwhile we have new songs from Future, Ava Max, Bad Bunny, Potter Payper and Tom Grennan to ignore for the rest of our lives. See you next week when I struggle to deal with my college assignments.

AMAZING TIER:

Charli XCX [17], Chappell Roan [9], Oasis [27], Shaboozey [23], Linkin Park [8], Chase & Status ft. Stormzy [6]

GREAT TIER:

Chappell Roan [2], Oasis [40], *NSYNC [29], The Weeknd [12] (About time he made something good again.), Sabrina Carpenter [3]

GOOD TIER:

Adam Port/Stryv/Et Cetera [15], Sabrina Carpenter [1], Chappell Roan [21], Charli XCX ft. Billie Eilish [11], Billie Eilish [20], Tate McRae [14] (Eh. I've heard worse. For now.), Sabrina Carpenter [4]

OK TIER:

Sonny Fodera/Jazzy/D.O.D. [10], Oasis [35], Billie Eilish [34], Teddy Swims [16], Charli XCX (+ Troye and Dua I guess) [24], JADE [19] (The abundance of boring songs pushes this up for some reason. I don't know how.)

AVERAGE TIER:

Gracie Abrams [18], Gigi Perez [13], Coldplay [31] (Not all physical releases manipulate the charts y'know 😅), Ndotz [36], Coldplay [37], Myles Smith [30]

NOT GOOD TIER:

Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars [5], Teddy Swims [28] (I could do without him being famous, thanks), Playboi Carti [32], Dasha [38]

BAD TIER:

Benson Boone [22], Alex Warren [39], Hozier [33], BL3SS/CamrinWatsin/bbyclose [7]

AWFUL TIER:

Benson Boone [25], Teddy Swims [26]

NEW ONES:

The Weeknd - Dancing In The Flames [12] (The power of the 80s will never die. Just ask this man.)

Tate McRae - It's ok I'm ok [14] (Couldn't say it better myself, Tate.)

Charli XCX (+ Troye Sivan and Dua Lipa) - Talk Talk [24] (Do remixes count? This one does, and I forgot what this should've stayed as an album track.)

Teddy Swims - Bad Dreams [28] (In the middle compared to his other hits, and it better stay that way. No way in heck is this the worst thing he'll make.)

Playboi Carti - ALL RED [32] (It's loud. It's incomprehensible. But it isn't a good sign for his new album he's got apparently.)

Nines - Tony Soprano 3 [47] (The second of these went Top 10 last year, so you'd think he'd do a little better, come on.)

Surf Curse - Disco [59] Explain to me why Wolf Alice never got any love, but these lot can have a 2nd old song of their's chart. EXPLAIN. IT.)

Odetari - KEEP UP [72] (Lil Uzi Vert does it better, moving on.)

nimino - I Only Smoke When I Drink [87] (Stop reminding me of Lost Frequencies and let me live my life.)

Eminem ft. JID - Fuel [91] (A song from his deluxe edition of That Time I Shot Slim Shady Or Whatever. His duet with LL Cool J should've charted instead.)

(P.S. I have nothing to add here. Literally nothing.)

My Top 10 of the week!

1) Chappell Roan - HOT TO GO! (+3) [New Number 1!]

2) Tate McRae - It’s ok I’m ok (debut)

3) 1991 ft Alex Hosking - Jungle (-2)

4) Andy C & Becky Hill - Indestructible (-2)

5) Sabrina Carpenter - Taste (-2)

6) Switch Disco, Charlotte Haining & Felix - I FOUND YOU (debut)

7) INJI ft Flyana Boss - NICE TO MEET YA (+49) np

8) RAYE - Genesis. (-1)

9) Badger ft Icona Pop - Body Type (-3)

10) Chappell Roan - Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl (-1)

here’s a dozen songs ive been listening to this past week:

• strawberry wine - lemondrop
• i guess - lizzy mcalpine
• the main character - will wood
• turn it up - bat fangs
• die trying - eyes set to kill
• tell me you know - good kid (1 WEEK TILL I SEE THEM LIVE ‼️)
• rise - i prevail
• 1999 (easyfun remix) - charli xcx & troye sivan
• the worlds biggest paving slab - english teacher
• loud bark - mannequin pvssy
• california - beabadoobee
• sailor song - gigi perez

on top of that, i’ve had my chemical romance’s black parade album (yeah, the whole thing!) on repeat this past week, so make that 26 songs 🖤

Chart re-ranking

Great
1) HOT TO GO!
2) Espresso
3) Good Luck, Babe!
4) Pink Pony Club
5) Taste
6) Talk talk
7) Guess
8) It’s ok I’m ok
9) Somedays
10) BIRDS OF A FEATHER
11) Angel of My Dreams
12) Kisses
13) Please Please Please

Good
14) Move
15) Bad Dreams
16) A Bar Song (Tipsy)
*Talk talk Remix*
17) Apple
18) Austin (Boots Stop Workin’)
19) Stargazing
20) The Door
21) Too Sweet
22) BACKBONE
23) The Emptiness Machine
24) Die With A Smile

Decent
25) Sailor Song
26) Lose Control
27) WE PRAY
28) Embrace It
29) Bye Bye Bye
30) WILDFLOWER
31) Live Forever
32) Carry You Home
33) I Love You, I’m Sorry

Meh
34) Beautiful Things
35) Dancing In The Flames
36) feelslikeimfallinginlove
37) Don’t Look Back In Anger
38) ALL RED

Awful
39) Wonderwall
40) Slow It Down

well hello to Pink Pony Club! as sad as I am that Red Wine Supernova is gone, PPC is a very worthy replacement

LOL, The chart just finished and the people from the Official Charts already commented abundantly! :D

How many minuses will I get for mentioning it?

My Top 10 Songs Of The Week:

#1: NERIAH – Driving Weather (=)   [3rd consecutive week at No.1] 🇺🇸

#2: Chappell Roan – Hot To Go! (+2) 🇺🇸

#3: Pale Waves – Gravity (debut) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#4: Piri & Tommy – 99% (-2) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#5: INJI ft Flyana Boss – Nice To Meet Ya (debut) 🇹🇷 / 🇺🇸

#6: Charli XCX – 365 (+3) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#7: Charli XCX – Rewind (-4) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#8: JADE – Angel Of My Dreams (-3) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#9: Charli XCX ft Billie Eilish – Guess (Remix) (-1) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) / 🇺🇸

#10: INJI – Pepsi Cola (debut) 🇹🇷

Full chart on Crown Note: https://www.crownnote.com/charts/piran/pirans-top-50-240

Full chart on BuzzJack: www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=274929

Congratulations to Chappell Roan on replacing herself at the top of my rankings yet again! 😊

‘Stick Season’ is finally out of the region for the first time in nearly a year… and thank goodness for that. The Oasis tracks seem like they’re done until the tour too and I’m not complaining that ‘Moi’ is falling off fast.

‘Like A Prayer’ looks to be back on ACR but the resurgence was fun while it lasted.

Top 40 Rankings: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/63a7d5b682c4c626f990ee526784294122090a7541a18190d4bc2a3ef87b66d5.jpg

We kick off the Top 40 with the Oasis hype fading off fairly rapidly which I'm glad it's happening. Just gotta wait until the tour happens next year.

'Austin' continues to fall twice as fast with it being on ACR. About time it drops out the Top 40.

'Embrace It' is awful. TikTok dance trend is all over it and that's why it's here. Sounds like something that would've took off years ago.

Playboi Carti's new tune fell quite a bit from the update. Not a fan of it so not fussed if it keeps on falling.

NSYNC continue to fall as the hype for the new Deadpool film continues to fade away.

'Bad Dreams' has been slipping a lot throughout the week. Again, not fussed if it doesn't stick around as I also ain't a fan of this one.

'Talk Talk' ain't it for me neither. Slipped a bit from the update too so move along.

Was not expecting 'Pink Pony Club' to swoop its way in and replace 'Red Wine Supernova'. I mean, I'm not a big fan of Chappell Roan but there's some good songs on the album.

Jade back in the Top 20. Seems suspicious to me since it's on it's 9th week and slipped for the past 4 weeks so was it an attempt to keep it from going on ACR?

Tate McRae storming in with a new single. Not a fan of her at all. Only like two of her songs.

The Weeknd continues with the 80s style pop songs. I am warming up to it but needs more time to grow on me.

'Somedays' remains at #10 for a second week. Really hope it gets pushed up the Top 10 as this is such a banger.

'HOT TO GO' hit a new peak. Definitely Chappell's tour having it's impact in the chart.

Linkin Park slipping four places is no surprise to me. It's fairly stable overall but I don't see it remaining in the Top 10 long.

I hope 'Espresso' and 'Please Please Please' go back on ACR because I'm bored of them now. I wonder how long 'Taste' will remain at #1 but hopefully not for 9 weeks.

‘Talk Talk’ was one of my favourite tracks on ‘BRAT’ but the remix was kind of underwhelming, I’m sorry. :/

I think it would’ve worked better if Dua had a full feature rather than only the intro and outro. It’s a shame because ‘1999’ was an absolutely fantastic collab from Charli and Troye.

Oh well, I’m still intrigued to hear the re-issue of the album coming next month since I’ve liked all the other confirmed tracks to date.

Tate McRae’s new single is certainly an earworm. I love how confident and sassy she’s become since she broke onto the music scene, plus the music video might be one of my favourites of year to date. Her choreography is on another level! Would be cool to see it stick around. :)

‘Dancing In The Flames’ isn’t among The Weeknd’s best singles but it’s definitely a grower and I love the 80s-style production this song has to give it that nostalgic feel, especially the spacey synths. Looking forward to seeing how the rest of the new era for him turns out!

‘Good Luck, Babe!’ wasn’t even close to ‘Taste’ in terms of sales figures for the week, but good to see it back in the runner-up position nonetheless. Really hope Chappell Roan will get a #1 hit someday!

I also like that ‘Hot To Go!’ returns to the Top 10 with a new peak and that ‘Pink Pony Club’ finally makes its breakthrough.

The latter isn’t among my favourite tracks from the album but it’s been her third highest charting song on Spotify for a while so it deserves to be here.