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Official Singles Chart Top 100 on 16/8/2024

16 August 2024 - 22 August 2024

The Official UK Singles Chart reflects the UK’s biggest songs of the week, based on audio and video streams, downloads, CDs and vinyl, compiled by the Official Charts Company. The UK Top 40 is broadcast on BBC Radio 1 and MTV, the Top 100 is published exclusively on OfficialCharts.com. View the biggest songs of 2024 so far.

 

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Eigenwijze 30

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https://eigenwijze30.nl

- Youtube http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYxxkXDZlxxe-EoZ5f3t62O8ZwetUbwVK

- vote https://forms.office.com/r/d2vvHjUSiE

Eigenwijze 30 week 33 2024

1. 1 7 Nightwish - Perfume of the timeless
2. 2 7 Beth Gibbons - Lost changes
3. 3 4 The Sami Yusuf ensemble - River of paradise
4. 4 5 Kendrick Lamar - meet the grahams
5. 7 6 Fontaines D.C. - Favourite
6. 8 6 Leprous - Atonement
7. 5 6 Kamasi Washington, André 3000 - Dream state
8. 28 2 Billie Eilish - Birds of a feather
9. 14 2 Chappell Roan - Good luck, babe!
10. 13 3 Chiyomi Yamada + Baobab - Akita obako
11. 16 5 Gåte - Huldra
12. 11 7 Tom MacDonald - God mode
13. 15 4 Ana Lua Caiano - Deixem o morto morrer
14. 18 2 Pandavaas, Shraddha Kuhupriya - Jeetu Bagdwal (Dunyaal)
15. 9 10 Kendrick Lamar - Not like us
16. _ 1 London grammar - Into gold
17. 6 8 Space cat - Acid gate
18. _ 1 Shaboozey - A bar song (Tipsy)
19. _ 1 Eefje de Visser - Heimwee
20. 19 5 Eminem - Houdini
21. 20 10 Billie Eilish - Chihiro
22. 26 2 Landless - The fishermans wife
23. 22 14 Fia - Gentle heart, healing hand
24. 21 11 Willow - symptom of life
25. 23 7 London grammar - Kind of man
26. 12 11 Beth Gibbons - Reaching out
27. _ 1 Ajeet - Healing song
28. _ 1 Joey Valence & Brae - John Cena
29. 29 10 Wardruna - Hertan (Heart)
30. 10 12 The Breath - Land of my other

Verwondering: Charli xcx + Billie Eilish - Guess
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Giovanni

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my top 20  (18.8.2024.)

1. (1) MICHAEL KIWANUKA – floating parade (2nd week at No.1)

2. (2) CHARLI XCX ft BILLIE EILISH – guess (1week at No.1)

3. (3) CHARLI XCX – apple

4. (8) KAREN O & DANGER MOUSE – super breath

5. (7) FAITHLESS ft SULI BREAKS – find a way

6. (11) THE KNOCKS ft YELLE – all the time/ Tout le temps

7. (4) VIDEOCLUB – roi (1x br.1)

8. (6) JAKE BUGG – all kinds of people

9. (5) FONTAINES D.C. – favourite

10. (12) LONDON GRAMMAR – into gold


11. (32) THE KILLERS – bright lights

12. (17) THE KOLORS – karma

13. (21) NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS – long dark night

14. (20) ALISON GOLDFRAPP – I wanna be loved (just a little better)

15. (14) MAYER HAWTHORNE – love goes

16. (34) THE BLESSED MADONNA ft DJ E-CLYPS – godspeed

17. (18) MJ COLE & K-LONE – stand up

18. (30) FISHER x FLOWDAN – boost up

19. (33) A-TRAK – like I said

20. (25) SBTRKT – bet you never

...............new songs at chart (top 45).............

34. NEW – LEON BRIDGES – peaceful place

36. NEW – FOSTER THE PEOPLE – see you in the afterlife

37. NEW – BONOBO – expander

39. NEW – KING GIZZARD & THE LIZARD WIZARD – field of vision

42.  NEW – PEGGY GOU – find the way

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mrstarling

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For people who don't understand me think of Brad taste in music and mark grondin mixed and all those music critics.. theve had bad hot takes apologised for and threats but generally give a opinion on music despite having some backlash

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itsnoodleszn_

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christ on a stick, some people here have no lives.

if you care that much about your comments getting voted up or down, there is absolutely no hope for you. there’s so much going on right now that you can worry about and you should have your own responsibilities, instead you’re b*tching and moaning about something as useless as votes. you do not live on the internet.

i like commenting here from time to time, but im actually embarrassed to be a commenter this weekend. and i have to get through a jillion spam comments to see my last one. 

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Gery

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I agree with you 100%.

Imagine moaning about your posts being disliked when there's so much more to be angry about, like the UK riots, and the Isreali Palestinian conflic, ect.

I think It's best to just ignore that person completely from now on. It's clearly a troll.


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macie

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Yeah I used to care so much about them and I actually have no idea why. I just find it pathetic that people genuinely go out of their way to mass downvote people’s comments. Like, really? That’s what you chose to do with your time? I know I run my mouth a lot on this website and need to learn when to shut up but Jesus christ just tell me to my face atp downvotes don’t do sh*t 😭😭 Also I know I haven’t spoken to you in ages so hope you’re doing well 

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macie

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Idk I’m not necessarily convinced starling is a troll, I just think he’s a child/young teenager with very strong opinions (in the nicest way possible). He can be annoying but when he’s calm hes actually alright to talk to. 

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mrstarling

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I'm just mad people target me so much yes I've made mistakes i will say that over and over but da*n it's not that deep and that's all I'm saying

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mrstarling

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FOR BL**DY H*LL IM NOT A TROLL GERY AND ITS P*SSING ME OFF IM HAVING A BAD DAY OK? BUT YOU JUST KEEP ON RAMPING THIS UP MY *SS I DONT CARE I WANT PEACE HERE AND YOUR MAKING IT ONE BIG DEAL THAT I DONT LIKE SOME PEOPLES OPINIONS. I've apologised multiple times and if you want me gone from this website so be it but even if someone here hates me I'm still treating them like a brother. I've never vented here before but wow this is the worst comments section yet.. my apology I needed to go full at once

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mrstarling

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Macie >

I know your replys meant no harm but I do think your a chill person to.. its like when I was swore at by you for not liking "Guess" I'm aloud to give my opinions (which I phrase nicely) if I don't like someone's rankings.. yes I've been bitter before but does that make me a troll? No and I pray you can see My interest in music 

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mrstarling

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Gery >

If you don't care about votes stop moaning about it to! And make some actual music content like me instead of just commenting one thing about Madonna and a reply to kylie then wasting your breath on me

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mrstarling

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Gery >

I don't post about palestine because there's nothing to do with palestine here you post about them then if you truly care

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itsnoodleszn_

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@Gery,

you hit the nail exactly on the head, i was actually about to bring up the palestine conflict when backing up my own comment. and yeah, it’s clear this guy wants attention, i see those angry replies to you, he’s off his rocker 

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itsnoodleszn_

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@maciedeclines,

exactly! i’ve noticed the change in how you perceive votes and all. i admit im a flawed person myself and can project occasionally, but i don’t let it take up my life and im looking into help. i hope you’re doing okay as well, its been a hot minute hasn’t it 😅

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Piran

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Well said, Olivia! 

I wouldn't mind reading through dozens of comments to see who replied to my posts if the discussion was actually interesting or civil, but when it's over something as meaningless as likes or dislikes (especially with the layout of this website), then it's incredibly petty and childish. 

There have genuinely been times where I've come on here, and within a few minutes, every comment has one or even multiple votes less than they did before. Like, you have to have a really sad and pathetic life if you have nothing better to do with your weekend than target people on the internet for the sake of it. 

Really hoping this boils over soon since it's ruining the fun for respectful commenters like you and me. :/ 

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macie

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@itsnoodleszn_


Glad you’ve seen that 😅 But yeah fair enough and good on you for that one, yeah I’m okay thank you I’ll pop you a dm on discord in a bit or something because this website is way too awkward to have a full conversation, but yeah it really has 😭😭

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mrstarling

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Noodle >

He started this by replying to me and is clearly angry.. How is me defending myself off my rocker ?

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mrstarling

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Piran >

I agree but I'm complaining about a issue many have faced and you can tell I do like to have real conversations on here even with you

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mrstarling

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Defending myself isint attention seeking in any way 

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Gery

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Jesus Christ, You need to get a life. I haven't posted on here for 8 hours and I come back to find you're still at it - playing the victim, and attacking me.

For anyone interested in this ridiculous saga, Mrstarling started it by being sarcastic when I posted something nice about an artist he clearly doesn't like. I responded to him, which was when he started being abusive. He's clearly got a screw loose and needs to see someone ASAP.

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Gery

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Erm, I've been defending myself since the very beginning when you were sarcastic about my post. You're very lucky I've been half arsed about this, because normally I would have wiped the floor with you all over this message board. Quite frankly, your nonsense isn't worth dedicating my weekend too. I said I was going to ignore you and you should've taken the hint instead of continuing to attack me, but here we are. Let it go, and move the f*ck on.

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mrstarling

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Reminder thar you are everyone else is still here and what do you mean wiped the floor with? Your still here attacking me playing victim being sad and your the one mad about the artist who I don't like!! Hippocrite

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Gery

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I suggest you look back at all the psychotic comments you've posted (not just about me, but others). You're obsessed and clearly deranged. The posts are there for all to see, starting from when I made an innocent post about Like a Prayer being a classic, for which you jumped in and made some shady comment about her fans. You were already trashing Madonna before that and engaging in spats with other users, or have you forgotten you made this post:

"We still haven't gotten rid or Madonna?  *sighs*

Instead of deflecting and trying to have the final word, do something constructive with your time and look for a good psychiatrist.

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mrstarling

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And I'm aloud not to like Madonna? I need a physiatrist because I don't like her? Your so mad over music taste

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Gery

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No, you need a psychiatrist because of the way you're behaving. You disliking her, or anyone else was never really an issue. It's actually quite sad you're still going on about it 3 days later. and before you say "but what about you", we'll it's really quite simple. I'm responding to your BS and have been ever since you started being shady and calling people Karens because you can't handle being voted down. Time to get some fresh air, sweetie.

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mrstarling

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Reminder: your still here replying to... what's your point, sweetie.

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Gery

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Then stop summoning me with @Gerry.

I respond to you ONCE, but you respond to me 3 or 4 times. It's embarrassing.


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mrstarling

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I get my point across easier like that

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mrstarling

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It's your choice to reply mate > gerry doesent notify you im here

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mrstarling

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Just checked this time you responded to me three times. Now your the hypocrite 😭🙏🏼

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Gery

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Erm, no I didn't. I responded to different posts, not the same one like you did. Get your facts right for once instead of talking SH IT.

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mrstarling

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Didint say it wasant there still replies. Your the one who needs facts.

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Gery

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lol.

The facts =  Mrstarling needs to reply to one post 3-4 times, and cannot do it in one post.

Poor you.

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mrstarling

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That tells nothing, I just get my point across better like that

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The Light

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Vinyl sales must be pitiful if the release of Kylie's collaboration with two much younger artists can't even dent the top 100.

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Gery

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lol. Seems like everything she touches turns to sh ite these days. Padam Padam was clearly a fluke.

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The Light

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Her fans were claiming it would be the "song of the summer" and have moved on to saying she'll have the "dance hit of the year" with that song about Saturday Night.  They won't have it that she's the guest vocalist on the track and are adamant it's her release. LOL

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Gery

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lol. It's always the same with that deluded fanbase. They backpeddle and blame her collaborators when their silly predictions go t!ts up, it's never Kylie's fault. lol

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mrstarling

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Kylie is really good in my opinion 

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macie

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As much as I like Kylie, My Oh My wasn’t good purely because of her and although I wanted to like it, her new one with The Blessed Madonna wasn’t good either. 

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mrstarling

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Macie >

I have to agree the recent kylie stuff wasant to good I prefer her older stuff.. I liked her 2023 stuff though

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JohnnyUK

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Whenever I feel depressedI just come to this comment section and realize how many more people are miserable with their lives lol All you people do is criticize. Why come on here and spend everyday hating on someone or happy they are falling off. You people are losers

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mrstarling

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Trust me if it was up to me I wouldent want it like this.. I don't wish for anyone's falling off but everyone wants mine

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mrstarling

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There's just a tone of meat riders on this website who want clout and downvote people for no reason who think calling me out Is a cover up

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Gery

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I'm surprised no one has called you out on this.

Do you actually know how h o m o phobic / offensive "meat riders" is?


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mrstarling

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Excuse me? It means riding off someone and keeping conplimenting them thats not h o m o phobic and I'm not.. you are now acting really stupid

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Gery

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If you say so. *sigh*

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mrstarling

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No you just have no proof and your falsely accusing me of being h o mo phobic and you can't admit your wrong. Infact if you wanna throw allegations you said jesus christ in a blasphemous way which is offensive to Christians 

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mrstarling

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I've made multiple comments about my support for lgbt you narcassist

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Gery

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Are YOU personally offended by anyone saying "Jesus Christ" or "God", not just on here but everyday life? Besides, you're a fan of a woman who has a song called Judas, black Jesus, and used various forms of blasphemous imagery in her videos, so that to me is laughable.

I am a gay man, and therefore have a right to call out blatant homophobia when I see it. You however are not Jesus Christ or a practising Christian, and do not have the right to be offended about anyone using "Jesus Christ". If you are then you're a HYPOCRITE based on being a fan of a woman who's "art" revolves around blasphemy.

Give it up, weirdo.

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mrstarling

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I don't know the women who your talking about but yes I'm offended around blasphemy.. WHEN I GOOGLE FOR MEATRIDING BEING H O M O PHOBIC NOTHING COMES UP AND IVE CLEARLY MENTIONED EVEN IN THIS COMMENTS SECTION MY SUPPORT FOR GAY PEOPLE. At this point your playing petty when there's real proof, your so sad. You can't even explain how I'm h o m o phobic 

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Gery

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You're a Lady Gaga fan. Her so called art revolves around satanic symbolism, yet somehow you're suddenly offended by my use of the biblical name "Jesus Christ"? . 

Monsters like you are not only dumb, but the biggest hypocrites on earth.

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mrstarling

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I'm not even a lady gaga fan I'm a hater.. this just disproves your whole point and now you look really dumb. Your the dumb monster here AND NOW YOUR ACCUSING ME OF BEING A FAN OF A SATANIST WHO I DONT EVEN LIKE just because I said her single probably will be no.1

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mrstarling

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 There are so many things you have done that are hypocrite like that you accused me of and I'm not going through them agaìn

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Gery

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LOL Haters would never predict she go to #1.

Not only do you dislike Madonna, you dislike Katy Perry - these are two people Lady Gaga fans have major issues with, so you're not fooling anyone with your lies, weirdo.



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Gery

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You won't list them because you can't. You're just talking sh it as usual, but no surprise there.

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mrstarling

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You don't have to be a fan to predict someone gonna go to no.1.. she's been gone for ages and has a big collab that's why I predicted that... I know my own music taste you don't weirdo.


AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL LIST EM!

-being blasphemous 

- replying tones

- spamming

- still being here

- problems concerned with upvotes/downvotes

And much more I forgot because the list goes on.. your like frank griffin bl**dy h*ll just get off this website 

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Gery

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There's a difference between a fan and a hater. A fan would make a prediction about her going to #1, whereas haters do not and would never give credit to LG. It's the same with everyone who dislikes a certain artist. They don't make those precictions if they dislike them. Other than drawing pictures, I really can't make it anymore clearer for you, sweetheart.

Oh and all the things you've "listed" can be easily applied to anyone on this board, the difference IS SANE folk like me don't CONSTANTLY whine relentlessly for a week about downvotes. You're nothing but a childish, offensive, brainless, attention seeker who is determined to have the last word, and you're fuming I won't let you have it.

and I will NOT get off this website, so shove it.


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mrstarling

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Ok so if I predict taylor swift will go no.1 because she has nearly all the time and has a massive fan base does that make me a fan? I'm not fuming you insulted first and IS the one listing me as falsely h o m o phobic.. nay I remind you tones of people here have talked about downvotes and done stuff including that not just me.

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mrstarling

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OH H*LL NO I JUST SAW SOMEONE POSTED THERE WEEKLY TOP 30 IN LAST WEEKS CHART AND THEY PUT

No.11 God mode - tom macdonald last week: 6

😭 get a life if you stream that..  I don't care about taste but it's like streaming "Try that in a small town" it's just a bad protest song

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mrstarling

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Im a bit of a fan of clean bandit/Marie and guettas collab

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MidwestPrincess

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the top 10 is actually so icky right now except for chappell, she has worked for like 10 years on music and even got dropped by a label once but never gave up and actually got amazing  results for putting in the work. but other than that all this charli xcx and stuff id actually so earsplitting i cant stand it 

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garrmac

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agreeeeed. atleast chappell got a good voice, I can't stand all the others charters painfully autotuned sneering

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mrstarling

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I can't stand chappell i don't know why she just sounds like taylor swift but se*y music yeah I know im the only disliked of her here but I'm sorry.  I just dont get the hype

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garrmac

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I think a lot of the hype is the queer representation, which there is little of in music. I understand why the internet would go feral over music like chappells. Although I do wish queer music could be pushed in genres outside of pop. It's getting a bit tiring.

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MidwestPrincess

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okay yeah i get it if you dont like chappell, shes not for everyone and not everyone has to like the same music, but please oh my god never compare her to that sloth with the voice of a choked out cormorant she is completely different to taylor 

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mrstarling

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I dislike taylor swift but what's that bad about her voice??

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mrstarling

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I do like lgbt being represented in pop along as people don't hype it up just because it's lgbt im all for it. I support pride!

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MidwestPrincess

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i just have shch a hatred for her voice oh my god dont even get me started first of all, all her songs sound literally the exact same and have all the same meaning “boo hoo im a big woman baby because my 9346 quintillionth ex has broke up with me so now since im the perfectest person alive he must be the worst person in the universe!! and i have to make a song about it!!!” she dosent even have nice vocals, i would like her more if she actually sounded good but no she sounds like she constantly has a larynx infection. also she is just so so so overplayed everywhere i go its her playing and shes not even a person anymore, taylor swift is now a brand. her music is soulless 

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garrmac

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agreed!

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mrstarling

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I can't lie that's actually a pretty good take and even more could of still been fit in there to say about taylor swift

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macie

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I’m sorry, but I really don’t get the appeal of Gracie Abrams. I really don’t like her voice and I find her songs quite boring, plus “us” is easily one of my least favourite songs of the year purely because of her :/

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garrmac

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agreeed. nobody seems to care about melody or vocals anymore, just the sh*tty lyrics that could worm themselves into a tiktok trend. she's a good example.

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mrstarling

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I agree I also don't get the gracie hype and I'm shocked it hasant completely faded already

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macie

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good to see Angel of My Dreams back in the top 10, hoping HOT TO GO! and/or Move can get there next week though!! and not Dua surpassing Eminem because of ACR 😭😭

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mrstarling

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Can't lie dua is better though. Period

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macie

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another nice surge for Somedays!! surprised it’s this big tbh

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garrmac

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Top 10 is sooo overhyped. Not a single good song on there. All easy listening for peer pressured sheep. Hope Charlie xcx falls off, sooner the better. Brat my a*s

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mrstarling

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Your speaking the truth! Well said

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MidwestPrincess

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blud forgot chappell is in top 3 👽

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macie

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bit late to the party this week, but happy to see BACKBONE debut at #1, especially since it’s Chase & Status’ first ever #1!! however I do hope Billie or Chappell can get it next week, plus I do think that Guess is the better british #1 of the two.

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mrstarling

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I'm interested in your top 10 favourite songs of the week.. did you do it this week ?

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macie

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I have made it but I haven’t finished the rest of my chart yet, so I’ll just post it here instead of it’s usual full comment


 1) The Blessed Madonna ft Clementine Douglas - Happier (+2) [New Number 1!]

2) Sonny Fodera, Jazzy & D.O.D - Somedays (=)

3) Charli xcx - Talk talk (+3) np

4) piri & tommy - 99% (debut)

5) Becky Hill ft RILEASA - One Track Mind (+5)

6) Ariana Grande, Brandy & Monica - the boy is mine (-5)

7) RAYE - Genesis. (-3)

8) Dua Lipa - These Walls (+3) np

9) Becky Hill - Multiply (-4)

10) Charli xcx - 365 (debut)

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mrstarling

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There's only 2 songs there I don't like.. that's what I call a amazing top 10

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macie

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Thank you! 

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garrmac

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So glad to see fleetwood mac still hanging in there! Everywhere will always be a classic

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mrstarling

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I don't mind them and there good but having then top 100 a gazillion weeks in a row does get tiring

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garrmac

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tiring sure, but well deserved. i may be biased as I've always been slightly obsessed with them, but it's refreshing to see them amongst all this blander music!

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mrstarling

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I prefer new music but I have to agree with you that this recent top 10 has been very off  

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mrstarling

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Not another karen downvoting all my comments for no reason 😭🙏🏼 Don't you have better things to do?

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therealadriangl

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Oh be quiet just shush, you are a perfect example of a Karen. You are under every persons comment like you are an expert but clearly you sound like you know nothing about music or culture. Your comment as just as relevant as Mariah Carey in the summer and please stop crying I won’t be voting up and down on your comments anymore. 

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mrstarling

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Im not being a expert I'm just giving my opinions and as you just waltzed in this week like you owned the place when ive been commenting here for 2 years I suggest you be quiet and stop downvoting every comment childishly because of madonna

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mrstarling

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Also if you bothered to read my comments instead of mass downvoting them childishly you would see I actually say some nice things and maybe if your here weekly you would see that to 

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Gery

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Don't YOU?

There are some truly horrific things happening all over the world right now, and you have the nerve to sit there and whine about being thumbed down?

Time to get a job, dear...or maybe get laid. (Both sound ideal for you, tbh).

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mrstarling

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Well your complaining while there's horrific things in the world to.. what's your point?

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Gery

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The difference IS I haven't been sitting here moaning, commenting and replying to everyone like you have, nor have I moaned about being voted down. I haven't used this site in weeks, until now.

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mrstarling

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You have moaned, commented abd replied... your point?

And I don't judge people outsude of music taste unless they do to me

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Gery

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I can't make my point any more clearer for you, love.

I haven't moaned until now. You've been at it for weeks. and you have judged people. Weren't you the one that was sarcastic about Madonna's fans?

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Gery

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@therealadriangl

lol. I love how he accuses people of mass downvoting all his comments when he's been using another account to upvote his own. lol

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mrstarling

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What's yoir proof I used another account to upvote my own? You can't see up votes at all + I'm always clear to who I am.


So why would that be?

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Gery

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The fact that your votes go up and others go down shortly before or after you make another comment says it all. You've probably got a multitude of accounts so you can do the same with those.lol

"Weird, weird", as Rachel Zegler would say.

Either way, it's obvious your an attention seeker, and we all know what to do with those, so bye, love.

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mrstarling

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🤣🤣 no your just mad your getting downvoted and I ain't got multitude of accounts upvoting these arguments and that's 100%! Infact the person your meat riding aka Adrian is doing just that

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mrstarling

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I downvote people like you who are using clout for upvotes. I've proved in my multitude of years on this website I'm not an attention seeker you haven't 

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Gery

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Considering I've been here for years, you clearly haven't got a clue what you're talking about. I couldn't care less who upvotes or downvotes me in the slightest, but it's quite obvious you do going by your continuous rants about Karen's voting you down. You sound are nutty as that Frank Griffin person, tbh.

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mrstarling

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Well now your just dumb. All frank does is swear and intimidate people NOTHING ELSE. And I guarantee everyone here knows that I'm not a replica of that loser. And you rarely comment so I wouodent know..  if I'm a complete troll then why do I say nice things to And talk about the music weekly while your here arguing and downvoting every comment I make and then because people back me in upvotes I must be using alts

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mrstarling

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Also how dare you compare me in that way to Frank! I'm not homophonic I care about people and I've even defended his victims. But you have to take every nice thing I do pretend it never happened and make opinions look bad. Trust me your more like frank griffin bud

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Gery

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Being dumb seems to be your forte since you had trouble grasping points that a child would understand. I haven't downvoted every one of your comments either, but just say the word and I will if you want to continue playing the victim. So far I've yet to see any evidence of you being nice. All you've done is throw shade towards other fanbase, hurl accusations and throw your toys out of your pram. How old are you exactly, because your posts give the impression you haven't even hit puberty yet.



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Gery

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You're projecting far too much for my liking, it's not that serious. Jeez.

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mrstarling

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Your playing victim much more and it's obvious, you obviously don't look at other comments because I've said plenty of nice things infact its off you and adrian both posted about maddonna same week and go attack me.. I think that's your alt

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mrstarling

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I've responded to the points your the one acting like a child not grasping this

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Gery

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Wrong! This is my one and only account and you're welcome to ask the powers that be to compare IP's if you like.  I'm not playing the victim at all and will hold my hands up if I've ever been a b i t * * to anyone, unlike you.

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mrstarling

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What are you on about by "compare IP'S" I ain't giving you no location over some online argument about downvoting 

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mrstarling

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A few times I have been a b*tch I admit that and I regret that but in this comment section? No. And I actually care about the chart 

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Gery

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I said you're welcome to ask the powers that be to compare MY IP with Adrian's. Not yours.

Dear God.

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mrstarling

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How would you even get Adrian's attention? He's gone from this comments section

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Gery

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What on earth are you talking about? The moderators (or whoever) wouldn't need to contact Adrian, they would just compare IP's.



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Gery

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Like a Prayer = CLASSIC

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mrstarling

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The Madonna mass stans are coming..

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itsnoodleszn_

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you’re not wrong gery 

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Gery

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MrStarling (or whatever the f you call yourself),

I wasn't going to say anything, but now feel the need to since you've attacked me and quite a few others for no reason. All you do is spam and antagonise people on this site. If you're not blurting childish rants, you're typing up long winded (boring) posts that nobody gives a f about. The audacity of you to sit there and play the victim after someone voted you down is the perfect defintion of Karen-like behaviour.  I cannot wait for the day when you're banned from the comments section, because of a lot of people (with interesting views) have stopped posting because of people like you hijacking this site, so I hope you're aware of that, troll.

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mrstarling

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Gery >

I assure you I'm not here to troll and thing you said about accusing people other people are doing.. yes your free to have your own opinion but I'm allowed to not like someone or have a take at why? I don't hold grudges here and there's a lot of people here whove had a bad take..im not trying to attack you and I'm sorry if you felt like that and I only know one person who didint comment here because of me and good riddance to her she was annoying or he or them.. yk. I also do comment my real music opinions here to

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mrstarling

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IM SORRY "ALL I DO"  don't you see my ranks weekly or the things I say about the actual chart? And calling you a stan isint a attack. Calm down

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mrstarling

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I'm not apologising for disagreeing with music tastes snd my bad stuff I have actually apologised for.. how would you even know if people stopped coming here because of me? Or marjority on this website 

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Gery

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I've seen them, yes, and I can't scroll past them quick enough because your posts are nothing more than spam.  You also used the words "The Madonna mass stans are coming", so it was obvious you were you being sarcastic and nasty. I'd hardly call two or three people posting nice things about Madonna "mass stanning". lol

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mrstarling

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More mass than other singers and just randomly. And I can't phrase everything in one I prefer to talk about bulletpoints mostly

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Gery

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Two or three people stanning Madonna are more mass than the Swifties and Sabrina Carpenter? Oh please! You're embarrassing yourself if you believe that.

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mrstarling

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In this comment section I don't see somebody being a taylor stan or sabrina

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Gery

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lol "In this comment section" doesn't erase the fact it happened in others.

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mrstarling

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I'm just talking about this one

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Gery

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I'm not.

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mrstarling

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Ok? 

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Gery

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If you're asking me if I'm ok, then yes. Fine and dandy, thanks.


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mrstarling

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I put a ? On the end that obviously doesent mean that

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Gery

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Asking if somene is ok is not a question?

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mrstarling

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When used in that sense its a awkward tone of way

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Gery

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It's still a question regardless, honeybun.

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mrstarling

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Yeah and it wasant asking if you were ok

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Gery

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It was still a question. You can't change that, so F OFF

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mrstarling

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I didint say it wasant a question.. get your facts right, I can see your swearing because your mad and your running out of false things to throw at me.

Oh and I'll be taking a break at Thursday from midnight as a day off so feel free to take a day to think about what you said 

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Gery

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LOL. I was making a statement about it being a question.

If I was MAD, I would be sitting here all day frothing at the mouth waiting to spew bile like you, but I'm not. I've literally been away from this website since yesterday, whereas you always reply to me an hour or so later. lol, That is the tell tale signs of someone whos mental health is severely frayed. A shame you couldn't stay away for longer. No one wants you here, and it's obvious going by the amount of dislike you're receiving.

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mrstarling

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No yesterday you responded 2 hours after I did and before that you replied meaning you refreshed after 2 hours.. you haven't ever been away so quit playing the mental health card it's really sad. You are insulting me over some really silly things and infact if people want me off here who cares? I give a real music opinion I've actually have been nice to everyone here before despite having a argument with quite a few. And I don't start off an argument all g*ns blazing swe aring at people, unlike you I care enough weekly to comment,reply and have even been hosting my vote chart off this website for 106 weeks!! I've also comment other places aswell. I really don't care if 3 same people downvote me. Weekly. Listen ok ? I'm not gonna change your opinions your not gon̈na reply and infact I am just replying because of rage bait by you using stuff like the lgbt community and my own religion against me.. why do I deal with people like you 🙃 

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itsnoodleszn_

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i was looking at my notes and came across a qualifier list for my favourite albums of 2024. christ on a stick, there’s 38 albums that can qualify, and what’s crazy is i’m probably missing more. it’s safe to say that for me, 2024 is the best year for new music since 2018… and we’ve only got four months left. until then, here’s 38 albums that defined this year so far. (inhales)

  • hit me hard and soft - billie eilish
  • madra - newdad
  • dark times - vince staples
  • the tortured poets department: the anthology - taylor swift
  • we don’t trust you - future x metro boomin
  • post human: nex gen - bring me the horizon
  • prelude to ecstasy - the last dinner party
  • the mess we seem to make - crawlers
  • im doing it again baby! - girl in red
  • i contain flashing images - no mana
  • submarine - the marías
  • blue lips - schoolboy q
  • no hands - joey valence & brae
  • scrapyard - quadeca
  • brat - charli xcx
  • why lawd? - nxworries
  • please don’t cry - rapsody
  • true magic - salute
  • charm - clairo
  • x’s - cigarettes after s*x
  • my light, my destroyer - cassandra jenkins
  • lives outgrown - beth gibbons
  • clancy - twenty one pilots
  • this is how tomorrow moves - beabadoobee
  • funeral soundtrack #4 - destroy boys
  • bright future - adrianne lenker
  • letter to self - sprints
  • the collective - kim gordon
  • hyperdrama - justice
  • this could be texas - english teacher
  • i got heaven - mannequin p**sy
  • no place like home - vacations
  • smile! :D - porter robinson
  • bando stone and the new world - childish gambino
  • burnout - vial
  • aghori mhori mei - the smashing pumpkins
  • i lay down my life for you - jpegmafia
  • how to make a master peace - master peace

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mrstarling

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I have to agree with that list!

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macie

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it’s between radical optimism, believe me now? and dauntless manifesto for me currently, but I really like brat now so that could join the race soon 👀

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mrstarling

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Macie >

Radical optimism and believe me now? Are really good but what about eternal sunshine?

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OliverC

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honestly was slightly disappointed with radical optimism on first listen, so i may have to revisit it sometime, and this is coming from someone who is a huge tame impala fan and usually instantly loves anything Kevin works on.

also think the new vampire weekend is worth a mention, easily in contention for my aoty.

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itsnoodleszn_

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@OliverC,

i really need to check out that vampire weekend album, all i’ve heard is positive reviews. i like vampire weekend so ill def give it a listen 🙏

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mrstarling

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Double life at a new peak!! Let's goo

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mrstarling

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Glad to see BAND4BAND on ACR

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mrstarling

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Ariane 2 singles in top 100 still remaining strong!!

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mrstarling

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Some karen cane along and downvoted every single comment I had at once. I'm going to make it clear i know your mad at one opinion so you lash out at me.. its not that deep and there's no need to hold a grudge and go on a hate spree even when I'm not spreading hate!! So to whoever did that your truly pathetic and a b*tch get a life 

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mrstarling

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I actually find it laughable someone took the time to go through the whole comments section and downvote only my stuff to make me look bad 🤣

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mrstarling

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I'm actually going to post some more comments to annoy the hater even more just because they did that

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Gery

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Thanks for admitting you're nothing but an attention seeker. You'll probably receive even more dislikes from now on, and good.

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Gery

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Loving the fact Madonna is back in the top 30 again with what was her previous #1 from 35 years ago. The Queen of Pop isn't going anywhere.

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therealadriangl

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Absolutely 👌👌 her longevity is unmatched.

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Gery

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I voted your comment up, but someone quickly voted it down again. There's some very bitter people on here. lol

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mrstarling

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Gery >

I know I'm going to get accused straight away but it's actually not me. And also he doenvoted my other comments randomly straight away.. you should be calling him bitter not me

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Gery

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Stop telling lies. At least own up to it.

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mrstarling

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I've downvited your comments and the comments against me that's it.. I don't downvote people because there here unlike some other anymous people 

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Gery

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So in other words, you downvote them to get your revenge. What a ridiculous person you are.

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predigitalwasbest

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It's not fresh,it's not even relevant but it's here and here only!

the last 10 tracks to be played randomly on my media player were :

1: Sweet Love 2K                                   FIERCE

2: Friday night                                       McFLY

3:Give it to you                                      JORDAN KNIGHT

4: Take that to the bank                        SHALAMAR

5: Blue hotel                                          CHRIS ISAAK

6: I'm still waiting                                  DIANA ROSS

7: How to be lonely                               RITA ORA

8: Can't stop the music                        VILLAGE PEOPLE

9: I belong to you                                 GINA G

10: Hug my soul                                    SAINT ETIENNE


I know i'll be in the minority with this one (i often am),but i actually really like 'lifetimes' by Katy Perry.

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mrstarling

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We have to know your favourite song off of the player Also can't lie you are in the minority with the Katy perry opinion sorry, but I'll respect it 

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mrstarling

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YESSS BEA NO.1 ALBUM!!

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mrstarling

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Bruno and gaga no.1 next week. I just know it (I don't really want or care if it goes no 1 this is a prediction)

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therealadriangl

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Hopefully it will just chart at no.13 just outside the top 10

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mrstarling

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No way you agreed with my opinion and still downvoted my comment 😭🙏🏼 your so salty 

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therealadriangl

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Of course I did because I don’t agree with your ‘prediction’😂 no.1 for Gaga lol

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mrstarling

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You agreed with it not wanting to go no.1 ALSO NO WAY YOU DOWNVOTED MY OTHER COMMENTS FOR NO REASON TO 😭😭🤣🤣 Being that salty over Madonna IS crazy


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Gery

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Here we go again over you WHINING about being downvoted, while downvoting others. lol.

I knew I read your stupid Gaga comment somewhere.

That alone explains why you dislike Madonna so much. Pretty sad really.

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therealadriangl

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Congrats to Iconic Madonna returning to the top 40 this week with Like a prayer ! I hope the next album will be release soon with some great 80s vibes tracks and big promo! 

Forgot to say Happy Birthday to our queen, the one and only living legend MADONNA 

I admire her for her work ethic, songwriting skills, stage presence, dry sense of humour and all the fuckery she's participated in, for groundbreaking and unparalleled artistry that is miles above the rest.

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mrstarling

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We still haven't gotten rid or Madonna?  *sighs*

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therealadriangl

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You can’t get rid of the actual legend I know it must hurt haha and go your muuum

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mrstarling

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Well "the legend" hasant had a hit in ages + there's no way you told me to go f*ck my mum over a artist what a childish response 

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therealadriangl

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She had with The weeknd, I know it’s a collab but still she had a record breaking top 10 this year and since she’s back with Warner she’s back on the charts more than for the last decade where she had a deal with Interscope, now she needs a better PR team and I know she will break her own records once again.

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mrstarling

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That was last year catch up bud. Plus it only went top 10 because of the relevant artists on it. 

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therealadriangl

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You better catch up it went top 10 this year! lol now go away and start crying somewhere else since you comment EVERY other person comments😂😭💀

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mrstarling

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What do you mean? What's the problem with me replying to people's comments  ?

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mrstarling

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You think I'm crying over Madonna? 🤣

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danielcordell

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I'm happy that Sabrina Carpenter is out of the Top 10 exactly what I asked for. However Zayn is still doing the same thing on British Asian throw him out of the 20 there and if you must move him over to Top 100 just sink him like Carpenter and you'll be back in my good books for a while.


Punjabi or what it should be called Pan Asian as it's entries are exactly like British Asian but for all for pillows of mainly English speaking countries is the completely wrong chart this Sunday as well as reported Brit Asia only ever release their chart mostly only once a month and the other weeks are on here but the issue is the one posted here on Sunday night is not even the correct one to first air 10pm on Sunday and repeated on Tuesday 11am.


Truth Hurts Addictive with Rakim background music production with a completely new hindi vocalist entered at 13 or 14 as a new entry when I watched it and it's not on the Sunday written version.


The dodgy charts just continue to come in. I really hope Gallup and MRIB come out of retirement and bring some sanity back to the Official Chart Results taking the contract back away from Kantar at least they used to wait 6 months for a re-entry deliberate so we got a rest from the track on Kantar there is no rest before re-entries and the amount is unlimited nuts and it also lead to only 1 re-entry per year due to a 6 months wait.

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mrstarling

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Agreed I'm glad we lost carpenter but sadly that album next week will likely land both singles back into the top 10

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danielcordell

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I'll quit following it again if that happens after years away before going back to it before anyway my following previously ended for me when TOTP ended the first time I quit.


There's only so much I can take of fake chart results caused by prosition inflating 0.5 devisons on streams and ACR/SCR which came in to stop it but it's trade secretly actually the thing causing the Top 10 thing it was supposed to stop all this time. 


And by counting the pure stream amounts a lot of these dud Top 10 tracks are actually mid table, low table or non entering to begin with on the real non 0.5 numbers so with Sales and Downloads it is likely to be even more of them not hitting the chart on a real numbers take. 


It's a record companies scam at the moment under Kantar and I'm seeing though it.


Bring back Gallup or even MRIB to take over the contract again give us some more genuine counts.


1 AI counts computer to add everything together and clean slates every week so if something is not clicked that week it's thrown out the chart not counting previous numbers or it's it's clicked or barcode scanned less amounts of times it goes down and if there's an increase it goes up completely fair charts counting every track in the UK not an elite 200 pool of new only hen Heritage is around as well and doing well on the barcodes rather than clicks but still doing well in real weekly numbers enough to be in the bottom at least but they don't even put the Legends new music on it unless it's a christmas week or movie they might even gain ground on streams if people knew about the stuff.


I think Chart counts is one thing AI may be able to do better than us to help us get a better more accurate results charts it's bad for some things but I feel it would be good for this to get 100% AI Barcode Scan, and click counts without the fake results to favore record companies and newer artist names .


Equal level playing fields between New, Heritage and Oldies with every result counting for the outcome of the weekly 100 on weekly chart clean sheets where nothing means no spot is all we ask for and the fandangled AI can detect a click or scan in seconds and it won't apply 0.5 devisons or ACR/SCR to fiddle and artificial rubber band up the worse performing in real time tracks hopefully.


But if we continue to do the charts and not computers on their own I do hope we lose Kantar and Gallup and MRIB rise from the ashes for Gallup to work on main and MRIB to work on the Genre and Mid Week Update charts like the old days.

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mrstarling

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for a second I was glad you wouldent mention chart inflation and whatever for the billionth week *sighs* your not letting this go are you?

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Alfie

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Cha-Cha-Chart Review 16/08/24

Excuse the title, but given how dominant artists whose names start with these three letters are at this point, I might as well get in the spirit. After all, if they can all jump on the bandwagon and make a trend seem incredibly outdated, why can't I?

Yes folks, it's that time of the week again, where I look over the stale situation of the UK music scene, realise that there's no point marking the days for how long Noah Kahan will spend in the Top 40, and treat every new hit as if they're either the second coming of Nelly Furtado, Simply Red, or Gary Glitter. Depending on how I feel about the songs they release, of course. Having said that though, I haven't actually heard any hits from the latter, which is probably for the best. I mean, could you imagine wh-

INSERT JOKE ABOUT THAT FRAUD HERE

Enough about has-beens, it's time for what is in right now. And, to the delight of Radio 1 producers, Roni Size, and every British dance oficionado the human race can track down, there's another new chart-topper to decipher. Charli XCX and Billie Eilish prove just how far a ravenous fanbase can actually take you as they drop to 4, and with Chappell Roan stubbornly refusing to take the glory, Sabrina Carpenter catapulting to ACR, and the other so-called "contenders" limping to the finish, it's about time we recognised one of UK music's great institutions. Ever since double A-side Love's Theme/Wise Up popped up at 76 in April 2005, Saul Milton and Will Kennard have gone from challenging fellow unworthy beat bashers like J Majik and Wickaman (who?) to getting to hang out with Rihanna and make barn-storming classics like Let You Go, Blind Faith, and Lost & Not Found. That's what I would've said 10 years ago if they kept up this string of success. Because they didn't. Follow-up singles with the likes of Tom Grennan and George The Poet flopped dramatically, their albums appeared and disappeared with immediate effect, and when Mixed Emotions fell apart at No.44 in 2022, you could be forgiven for thinking they'd vanish off the face of the Earth.

But in a funny twist of events, some stuff happened last year that caught everyone offguard. Not only did hanging out with Becky Hill give her a massive hit that didn't STINK, but their own single Baddadan decided to parachute it's way into the Top 5 out of nowhere to the sound of extremely loud beats 'n' pieces that Bru-C would chew his left earlobe off for. Since then, follow-up effort Liquor & Cigarettes went Top 20, but it's clear that the future singles were the ones to look forward to. The ones to try and establish themselves again. The ones that can finally get them to be noticed in the eyes of the notoriously fickle British public, who are too obsessed with Teddy Swims and Will Young (be grateful his album's tanked today) to care about appreciating brilliant music.

Gonna assume they've done it then.

BACKBONE features the gloriously rude and Bri'ish tones of everyone's favourite UK rapper Stormzy, who probably needs the help given the disappointing result of his last album, and if you took one listen at the songs on 2 RUFF Vol. 1 then you'll know it off by heart. One long threatening speech by Mr. Omari, synthesizers squeezing through your eardrums that could make Pendulum jealous, and a sense that you can feel the public's affections shifting again. And boy, have they shifted. Straight in at No.1 today, this is easily the biggest hit that Chase & Status will ever have, and the fact it's debuted at the top of the biased Capital chart as well means that something pretty special is happening here. Even if it isn't the best thing they've done (the aforementioned Blind Faith takes it for me).

Typical, eh? You wait all year for a British chart-topper and then two come at once.

Naturally, the rest of the chart has cowered in fear at this, because nothing has happened. So I might as well give the climbers some love, except the song returning to the Top 10 is the song of the summer (it isn't, not by a LONG way) from JADE. Blame everyone gagging on a slower remix for this shooting up 8 places OK? Her streams are off a cliff, so Mixers out there have to accept your fatal case of double standards. Also rising a lot is Hanumankind, Big Dawgs narrowly missing the Top 20 thanks to me not caring for it, and get ready for Sonny Fodera Round 2 folks, 'cos Somedays has shot to 19 and there's nothing you can do about it. Sowwee. 😰

Also riding high in the 20 are *NSYNC, who may have dropped one with their Deadpool & Wolverine pop-up ad, but can now be joined by Like A Prayer by Madonna, who I completely didn't notice re-enter at 95 last week, so her rocket up to 27 today is entirely down to the iTunes folk buying multiple releases and making my life misery. Her 66th birthday today may also have something to do with the song's ACR reset. Predictably. The only other NEW entry meanwhile is the 3rd hit for Gracie Abrams, who may or may not be Taylor Swift's father's brother's sister's cousin's nephew's uncle-in-law's auntie. That depends on who you ask of course. Either way, I Love You, I'm Sorry has crept to 38 after missing the best-sellers last week, and I can confirm that it's really hard to tell it apart from her other hits. It's not my fault, OK? If she stopped making folklore and evermore off-cuts I'd maybe respect her more.

Oh, and the lovely beabadoobee has bagged her first No.1 album today, and if you are invested, I suggest you hear opener and lead single Take A Bite, and then promptly abandon it because nothing she'll ever make can possibly top that majestic piece of music. Except maybe 10:36, but clearly my opinions aren't important.

Elsewhere and Gigi Perez has risen to 43, so prepare your folk machines and buckle up, Lost Frequencies (I'm not letting Tom Odell witness this travesty) and Alex Warren have also shot up the listings, Asake hires Travis Scott for a song on his new album and it works, Shawn Mendes is back and he's a fraud, Clean Bandit really need to stop at this point, Drake is cancelled but you knew that already, Katy Perry should just give up by now, and PAWSA makes a 2nd appearance after forcing Nate Dogg to guest star on PICK UP THE PHONE from beyond the grave. Unsurprisingly, none of these are very memorable.

Out today though is a duet between Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars, so expect that to run riot along with a bunch of stuff from Post Malone's new (country) album, meanwhile The Script, Foster The People and Falling In Reverse have new LPs, and Hozier, Peggy Gou, Halsey, LISA/ROSALÍA and The Blessed Madonna/Kylie can also be found fighting for relevance. So expect more ramblings from me mext week. Until then, chumps.



YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH TIER:

Charli XCX [17] (If it isn't going Top 10, I might as well give it it's moment of glory. Our new Personal No.1, ladies and gentlemen.), Chappell Roan [12], Shaboozey [14] (Make an actual video instead of a visualizer you coward.), Chase & Status ft. Stormzy [1]

NICE :) TIER:

Charli XCX [8], Chappell Roan [3] (To be fair, you can only adore a song for so long.), Bruce Springsteen [39], *NSYNC [13], Sabrina Carpenter [15]

ALRIGHT TIER:

Chappell Roan [31], Charli XCX ft. Billie Eilish [4], Sabrina Carpenter [16] (Oh boy.), Adam Port/Stryv/Yadda Yadda Yadda [11], Billie Eilish [2], The Blessed Madonna/Clementine Douglas [28], Taylor Swift [25], Jordan Adetunji [9]

I LIKE 'EM TIER:

Post Malone & Morgan Wallen [33], Madonna [27] (Blame how overplayed it is on old radio stations for this low position. Also, happy 66th I guess.), Teddy Swims [24], Sonny Fodera/Jazzy/D.O.D. [19] (Gonna be honest, I didn't want to put it in the tier below. There's too many people there.)

OH. TIER:

Noah Kahan [30], Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding [35], Gracie Abrams [38] (Hadn't even thought to listen to it before the chart.), Billie Eilish [36], Myles Smith [5], Coldplay [29]

THIS ISN'T NOTHIN' BUT MY G-THANG TIER:

JADE [10] (Fanbase gotta fanbase, I guess. Bit unfair though.) Hanumankind/Kalmi [21], Dasha [7], The Kid LAROI [34], Post Malone & Luke Combs [37]

YEAH NO THIS IS BAD TIER:

Benson Boone [18], Hozier [20] (A new EP of his dropped today. Please don't let it turn into this slug of a chart run, for my sakes.), Jimin [32], BL3SS/CamrinWatsin/bbyclose [6]

INEXCUSABLY TORTUROUS TIER:

Benson Boone [22], David Guetta & OneRepublic [23], NewEra [40], Teddy Swims [26] (STOP.)


NEW NEW NEW HITS:

Chase & Status ft. Stormzy - BACKBONE [1] (Can I stop gushing about this now?)

Asake & Travis Scott - Active [58] (This sounds a lot better than I thought it would, to be real with you all.)

Shawn Mendes - Why Why Why [59] (Jeezus, bandwagon much? You're making Mark Ambor sound like My Chemical Romance.)

Clean Bandit/Anne-Marie/David Guetta - Cry Baby [78] (The first Anne-Marie collab was atrocious, and this isn't any better. Be glad it's flopped.)

Drake/Young Thug/21 Savage - It's Up [82] (This sounds alright. For 20 seconds.)

Drake - Blue Green Red [87] (Relax, it's just a 3-track EP, his career isn't completely extinguished. Yet.)

Katy Perry - LIFETIMES [89] (She read the Hits Of 2016 For Dummies magazine again, didn't she... ☹️)

PAWSA - TOO COOL TO BE CARELESS [99] (Why does he sketch stuff on the covers for his singles exactly?)



(P.S. Billie Eilish's rise to No.2 today can be blamed on the Olympics for roping her in for the closing ceremony, as part of that transition thingy for LA in 2028. That's fine and all that, but it would've been better if Snoop Dogg or the Red Hot Chili Peppers got some much needed love. Just sayin' ,fool.)



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therealadriangl

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ahaha what a sad and bitter person you are😂😭🥴 and btw 

Happy Birthday to the one and only. The queen of pop, an icon, a living legend MADONNA 

I admire her for her work ethic, songwriting skills, stage presence, dry sense of humour and all the fuckery she's participated in, for groundbreaking and unparalleled artistry that is miles above the rest.

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mrstarling

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I'm sorry I cant.. that's probably some of the worst rankings I've seen in a while and I mean maybe this whole year

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Piran

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He literally said he liked the song... 

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mrstarling

1

But he said it in some ways which offended other songs and against people I disagree with

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mrstarling

-1

AUSTIN STILL NOT ON ACR???

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mrstarling

-3

Da*n this new no.1 is rotten

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mrstarling

-2

Ok there are 2 things I would like to take back.


1. I had some help is not that bad it's actually kinda good 

2. "Good luck babe" isint terrible (I still think her other singles are can't lie but this is not 1/10)

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mrstarling

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Glad Katy perrys fallen off. Good riddance

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mrstarling

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Hopefully posts new album will make a few new entrys next week!

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itsnoodleszn_

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oh, not drake absolutely tanking with his ep 💀 kendrick destroyed him into flop territory really fast phahaha

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mrstarling

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Quoting Alfie:


"It's just a 3 song e.p relax his career isint over"

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itsnoodleszn_

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yeah, but the scary hours eps were successful and i’ve seen a bit of discourse about drake having 100gb of unreleased music

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mrstarling

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You make good points i think we can only judge if he's 100% fallen off when his new album comes out with PARTYNEXTDOOR if it has no sticking power and is only a peaker in the first week I think we can agree he has

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itsnoodleszn_

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here’s a dozen songs ive been listening to this past week:

  • california - beabadoobee
  • target practice - carolesdaughter
  • you hear yes - destroy boys, mannequin p***y & scowl (this is my favourite track from the new db album and one of my overall favourite songs of the year. if you’re into the punk/riot grrrl scene, please, PLEASE check it out!)
  • down the line - beach fossils
  • harness your hopes - pavement
  • run your mouth - the marías
  • forwards beckon rebound - adrianne lenker
  • bulls in the bronx - pierce the veil
  • you ain’t seen nothing yet - bachman turner-overdrive
  • make you mine - evvvie
  • all my exes live in vortexes - rosie tucker
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juyu

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THE MARÍAS🤩🤩

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itsnoodleszn_

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I LOVE THE MARÍAS :3

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Piran

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Only heard 'California' out of the songs above and that was pleasant. Any of these in particular that you could see me liking? 

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mrstarling

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Glad to see more bea! 

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itsnoodleszn_

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definitely check out target practice! carolesdaughter is an underrated rock talent and if you like that, you should check out its parent ep in full (it’s called “please put me in a medically induced coma”)

other than that, i can see you liking run your mouth if you’re into kali uchis mixed with dua lipa, and also check out all my exes live in vortexes if you’re into avril lavigne

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mrstarling

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Noodle 

I don't know if you were talking to me but I will take it as you are. And also i appreciate your suggestions as a dua fan

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itsnoodleszn_

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oh i was replying to piran 😅 sorry for the confusion, the reply layout here is confusing lol. thanks for the reply about bea in any case tho

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mrstarling

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Thanks for pointing that out for me

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Piran

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I really like 'Run Your Mouth'. :) 

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itsnoodleszn_

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my music takeaway for the night: 🥡

  • i really like stormzy but backbone is absolutely dreadful. this is one of the biggest downgrades in number ones in a while.
  • the number 1 on albums is leagues better though AND i have a signed cd! just a shame it’s just a small squiggle but it’ll surely still be worth quite a bit of money in about a year or two’s time. fantastic album and all
  • angel of my dreams being the only solo little mix song with staying power is surprising, but i kinda presume it’s down to the slower, more ballad-y version, which i prefer a whole lot more than the original
  • even though the secret of us got next to no replay factor from me (i go back to good riddance so much more), i love you im sorry entering the top 40 is a pleasant sight!
  • you & me having staying power is quite nice! always been a fan of disclosure. it’s down to the rivo remix though which i quite like too, it reminds me of monstercat silk. speaking of disclosure, she’s gone, dance on deserved better 😔
  • stumblin’ in - we can just write this one off as another forgettable “dance” song.
  • i’m hoping sailor song can reach the top 40. it’s giving noah kahan, but better. sapphic songs are really the way to go in 2024, and it’s amazing to see!

have a good weekend everyone! 💞

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mrstarling

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Thank you for saying what was needed against BACKBONE

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itsnoodleszn_

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yeah, i’ve never liked filthy drum and bass at all, so i was bound to hate this one even with someone good like stormzy on it

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mrstarling

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Noodle >

Would like to add I hate that I give te same opinion as you and only I get downvoted.. there's some really stinky people on this website who hold grudges for months on end

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itsnoodleszn_

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yeah idk who it is bc they’re anonymous but it seems like a very petty move. i personally don’t care if i get upvoted or downvoted at all, i actually admittedly rarely give out votes myself, they’re just numbers on a screen to me and considering im 20 ive got more important things to worry about 😅 honestly the person who’s mass downvoting you must have a lot of spare time on their hands 

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mrstarling

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I have to admit I've been a tw*t on this website  a few times which I regret but I'm also the only person to apoligise (We've all had bad takes) seeing this I predict it's someone who just disliked my opinion and got super mad. 

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macie

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yeah for some reason some people are completely obsessed with downvoting people everyone’s comments each week

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mrstarling

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Macie >

Agreed! Well said 

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haruu

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I'm so happy lifetimes flopped

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itsnoodleszn_

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it’s hilarious isn’t it? katy perry has fallen off so hard, and she’s now a shadow of the icon she was in the early 2010s. may her career slay in peace

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mrstarling

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YEAH!! KATY PERRY S*CKS

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Piran

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Not as much of a trainwreck as 'Woman's World' at least, but yeah, this new era of hers is shaping up to be a massive disappointment based on the first two singles. :/ 

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mrstarling

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Piran >

Womans world is my least favourite track of this year so farm burn it

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Piran

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I wouldn't go that far but it is bad. 

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haruu

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I can't stand that charli xcx shi like brat summer my 😭

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juyu

-1

Ok pull up

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mrstarling

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TOTALLY FR!! 

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Piran

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My Top 10 Songs Of The Week:

#1: Piri & Tommy – 99% (debut)   [New No.1!] 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#2: Charli XCX ft Billie Eilish – Guess (Remix) (+1) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿) / 🇺🇸

#3: Salute ft LEILAH – Perfect (-1) 🇦🇹 / 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#4: Beabadoobee – Ever Seen (-3) 🇵🇭 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#5: Charli XCX – 365 (+13) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#6: Chappell Roan – Casual (-1) 🇺🇸

#7: Bnkr44 & Pino D’Angiò – Ma Che Idea (-1) 🇮🇹

#8: JADE – Angel Of My Dreams (+4) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#9: Salute ft Rina Sawayama – Saving Flowers (-2) 🇯🇵 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#10: Charli XCX – Apple (-1) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

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mrstarling

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Where do you find these tracks ive never heard of?

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Piran

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Mainly NMF, album reviews and recommendations. 

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Piran

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Welcome to the Great Tier, ‘Red Wine Supernova’! 🍷

‘Angel Of My Dreams’ has grown on me a lot compared to this time last week too.

Didn’t expect the return to the Top 40 for ‘Like A Prayer’ but glad to see it getting an ACR reset!

Top 40 Rankings: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c59f15bc7db6a46d6e8e9728d6c951eab36e2d6c1ebc07cb407ff41c2b954f8e.jpg

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mrstarling

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I'm going to phrase this nicely as I don't want to be on a bad with you but..

How do songs with barely any meaning go higher on your tier? And cmon both benson songs bottom tier it's obvious you don't judge production or anything else. And yeah I've had some bad ranks (I regret a good few) but how are those songs awful !? 😭 (respectfully I could go on a rant about the tier but I won't)

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Piran

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I do judge production along with many others factors. Also, I'd argue that songs that are in the upper quarter like 'Birds Of A Feather' and 'I Can Do It With A Broken Heart' have a lot of meaning in their lyrics. 

As for the Awful Tier, the hook of 'Beautiful Things' is grating on me more with every listen and Benson referring to his partner as a "beautiful thing" makes the song way less flattering than it's trying to be, while 'Slow It Down' has somehow even worse composition and vocals, the latter mainly due to how weak his falsetto is. 'Nights Like This' sees The Kid Laroi as his most monotonous to date and the mixing is terrible, while 'Birds Of The Sky' sounds like something AI would produce if you asked it to create a Tones and I stutter house song. 

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haruu

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YOU BEACHES SHOULDVE MADE BEACHES DEBUT

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mrstarling

-1

Best track on the album!

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haruu

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BEABADOOBEE SUPREMACY

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mrstarling

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YESSSS!!

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Piran

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I like how the two 'Houdini's ended up right next to each other haha. 

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haruu

-1

L Britan

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Piran

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Despite not making any appearances on the singles chart, I’m so glad to see Beabadoobee land her first #1 album today! Her voice is super sweet and the production is blissful too. Definitely check it out if you haven’t already! 😊

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mrstarling

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Finally a album opinion from you!! I was waiting lol

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Piran

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I'm a person of my word haha, but yeah, so happy for Beabadoobee and her Radio 1 interview during the chart show was super sweet! 

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mrstarling

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How do you reply so quickly?? Wasant disqus dead?? Do you get notified

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Piran

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Oh, I didn't get notified. I just happened to refresh the page very soon after you replied. 

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mrstarling

-1

:) oh, also you really do Longform Reviews I think you would be good at that

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Piran

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‘Somedays’ is looking like it has potential to become a moderately successful hit in the same way that ‘Asking’ was! Definitely not complaining about that. :)

I’m even more pleased to see ‘Free’ not only rebound but also reach a new peak! ❤️

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Piran

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A Chase & Status and Stormzy collab debuting at #1 was not on my chart bingo card for 2024! 😳