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Official Singles Chart Top 100 on 2/8/2024

2 August 2024 - 8 August 2024

The Official UK Singles Chart reflects the UK’s biggest songs of the week, based on audio and video streams, downloads, CDs and vinyl, compiled by the Official Charts Company. The UK Top 40 is broadcast on BBC Radio 1 and MTV, the Top 100 is published exclusively on OfficialCharts.com. View the biggest songs of 2024 so far.

 

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Eigenwijze 30

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Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYxxkXDZlxxe-EoZ5f3t62O8ZwetUbwVK

- Spotify: http://open.spotify.com/user/eigenwijze3/playlist/56zVbCZhcqV53obBZd6fSd

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Eigenwijze 30 week 31 2024

1. 5 5 Nightwish - Perfume of the timeless
2. 1 8 Kendrick Lamar - Not like us
3. 19 2 The Sami Yusuf ensemble - River of paradise
4. 16 5 Beth Gibbons - Lost changes
5. 7 6 Space Cat - Acid gate
6. 10 5 Tom MacDonald - God mode
7. 18 4 Kamasi Washington, André 3000 - Dream state
8. 8 3 Eminem - Houdini
9. 2 10 The Breath - Land of my other
10. 3 9 Beth Gibbons - Reaching out
11. 17 4 Fontaines D.C. - Favourite
12. 9 8 Lifein3D - The parting glass
13. 20 3 Gåte - Huldra
14. 13 8 Wardruna - Hertan (Heart)
15. 15 3 Kendrick Lamar - meet the grahams
16. 14 4 Leprous - Atonement
17. 4 10 Sam Lee - Bushes and briars
18. 12 9 Willow - symptom of life
19. 11 8 Billie Eilish - Chihiro
20. _ 1 Jon Hopkins, Vylana, 7Rays, Ishq - Ritual
21. 27 2 Jamie - Treat each other right
22. 6 5 London Grammar - Kind of man
23. 22 12 Fia - Gentle heart, healing hand
24. _ 1 Chiyomi Yamada + Baobab - Akita obako
25. 25 2 Ana Lua Caiano - Deixem o morto morrer
26. _ 1 Raye - Genesis.
27. 28 8 Alborosie + Jaz Elise - Faith
28. _ 1 Knocked Loose + Poppy - Suffocate
29. 30 13 Arooj Aftab - Raat ki rani
30. 29 2 Kalandra - Bardaginn

De Verwondering: Chappell Roan - Good luck, babe!

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Giovanni

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my top 20 (4.8.2024.)

1. NEW – CHARLI XCX ft BILLIE EILISH – guess

2. (6) MICHAEL KIWANUKA – floating parade

3. (2) CHARLI XCX – apple

4. (1) VIDEOCLUB – roi (1week at No.1)

5. (3) NuKEY – don't depend on you (Extended mix) (2weeks at No.1)

6. (4) KUNGS ft DJ SEINFELD & CLUB AZUR – please be mine

7. (5) JOHNNY CASH – hello out there

8. (10) FONTAINES D.C. – favourite

9. (31) JAKE BUGG – all kinds of people

10. (9) JESSIE WARE ft ROMY – lift you up


11. (11) FAITHLESS ft SULI BREAKS – find a way

12. (13) ANNA – 30°C

13. (17) SAMMY VIRJI – if U need it

14. (7) JAMIE ft ROBYN – life

15. (32) THE KNOCKS ft YELLE – all the time/ Tout le temps

16. (12) ALFIE TEMPLEMAN ft NILE RODGERS – just a dance

17. (35) LONDON GRAMMAR – into gold

18. (21) MAYER HAWTHORNE – love goes

19. (34) MJ COLE & K-LONE – stand up

20. (8.) QUAVO ft LANA DEL REY – tough

................new songs at chart (top 45)............

33. NEW – KAREN O & DANGER MOUSE – super breath

35. NEW – NICK CAVE & THE BAD SEEDS – long dark night

36. NEW – THE KOLORS – karma

38. NEW – PRIMAL SCREAM – love insurrection

41. NEW – GEORGE DANIEL – screen cleaner

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mrstarling

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EDIT PLEASE READ:


in one of my comments I wrote I love everyone except noodle. That was an accident I meant to write except maciedeclines. Apologies noodle I have nothing against you

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danielcordell

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A lot of us need to jump on the Chappell Roan bandwagon and stream the pants off of it I feel. This amount of rubber banding by Sabrina Carpenter is chart fiddling and chart fixing in it's own right I am not liking it it's putting the good reputation it got from the Gallup days of the chart with plenty of different genres and countries taking part and even the novelty records from the video streams and Heritage from the Physical as long as it's a UK sale, download, stream down the toilet making a mockery of the entire chart now.


Plus the New Music Friday is bad it's not the full picture of what you see on the Apple, YouTube Music and Spotify frontpage on a Friday at all I actually get Heritage artists new music in my feeds as well as the modern artists modern tracks and even Indian on my UK releases page.


It is bad because when copying and pasting New Music Friday to listen to it what might be the best music out on new music fridays for that week can't make it into the chart because some people don't know how to find it if it's not on the page here to stream the pants off of it.


It's unfair for our better tracks to use ACR/SCR and 0.5 division maths as well fiddling the chart I feel I've seen what ACR/SCR has done to Chart of Gold what is happening is the same dire things happening here with the same artists covering the full Top 20 even if the fan votes voted them down lower the following week they still remain up top dominating it's bad rules.


Ok, Creative and Dreams are coming out with some decent Heritage Artist modern tracks from Landing Party/Cathodes and John Carr ect. but they are also coming out with a load of pish as well I don't like John Carr's cover of Associates at all and there's no way it deserves to be Top 10 in Chart of Gold but ACR/SCR is doing it so I don't get why K-OCC took it on it does ruin charts legitimacy.


Bring in weekly chart clean sweeps and AI detecting a Bar Scan, Download and Stream from a UK IP I say get rid of 05 divisions too you don't need them with weekly AI clean slates lets get us the direct real results we deserve weekly.


If on clean slates a track that was Top 10 doesn't appear in the AI list the next week it means it's actually not even in the chart anymore if it does and only scores low it can also go out because it's unlimited track pools until the Friday when the AI takes it down to 200.


When it's 200 that 200 is in play until the Top 40 show is over with the host covering the exciting manics of the action locks in Number 40 with a lock in button on the screen of the AI program.


With 40 locked in though 41-200 is still in play to take over 39 and the same lock in process happens all the way until Top of the Pops.


I think they need to bring in this half manual lock in your numbers AI system as live charts of these weekly clean slate charts would be very exciting listening.

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Alfie

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ACTUAL Chart Review 02/08/24

[insert a joke that sets up the script for this review here]

Isn't the summer grand? The endless heat-filled weekdays, the lack of school to put you off your M&Ms, and the feeling that you're never one holiday away from a major sporting event. Yes, the Olympics have been blaring from my TV (who needs a Discovery+ account when you have an Amazon Fire stick?) and I've been loving every minute of it. Well, apart from the same-old countries doing well, the whole world going mental anytime Israel do anything, and a situation where you can't go 5 minutes on Twitter without someone with a single-digit IQ raving on about The Last Supper getting massacred. Listen, geezers. No one asked you to sit through an opening ceremony with Lady Gaga, Zinedine Zidane and the Minions in it. The last thing you should be complaining about is an overgrown Smurf with his "reliable" out.

But I'm here to take a break from rooting for the likes of Hong Kong and Guatemala to state that Radio 1 wasting 80 hours of my life with annoying dance cloggers like NewEra and Majestic is not ideal. And also, the Top 40, after I sacked it off yesterday. It doesn't take a genius to determine who ended up on the porcelain throne this week, Sabrina Carpenter continuing to prove that nobody is allowed to whisk her away to the Tower of London for crimes against British music. So it's yet another week for Please Please Please, meanwhile Eminem is also untouchable on the albums as well, his "I'm Dead, Honest" effort snatching a 3rd week at the top in the face of every female superstar you care to name. But there's more to the charts than this ya doofus.

Thus, speculation has carried over to who will end up victorious at the end of all this tomfoolery in the next few weeks. You could be forgiven for betting all your life savings on BIRDS OF A FEATHER by Billie Eilish, considering it's finally usurped Sabrina at the Spotify top spot, but nope. She slips to 3 today, to accompdate the kind of song that will be sang by our descendants WAY past our funeral dates, the kind of hit that will aggravate certain people on this forum (you know who you are). And most importantly, it's probably not even peaked yet. So salutations to Chappell Roan for receiving another dollop of praise from my HQ, as Good Luck, Babe is now sitting pretty at No.2. Just a shame that, knowing my luck, she probably won't even reach the promised land in the end.

Given how static the Top 10 has ended up by this point, you would think I'd give the latest newcomer to the best-sellers a chance to show us what it takes. Except when that track is Kisses by BL3SS, CamrinWatsin, bbyclose, and probably about 20 uncredited writers that we'll never hear from again because the TikTok generation are very picky when it comes to success. For every Mimi Webb or PinkPantheress, there's Kenya Grace. 21KGoldn. Ckay. Belters Only. GAYLE. I could go on all day. So take your pity points guys, 'cause I desperately hope to never hear from you lot again. The fact it's climbed to 7 is hardly my cup of tea, and I just know it's headed for the Top 3. In a dull world, anyway. Which I live in. And I hate it.

So yeah, the future of music is in some horrible hands, but maybe Charli XCX can come and save us? What with 360 and Apple knocking on the glass ceiling, anything is possible. Jimin only slips to 11, certainly better than the 29 he was positioned in on Monday, but you can blame the army of fangirls and their multiple accounts for that stability. Oh, and JADE falls to 13. Which is fine, I guess. Ignore the fact her Spofity hopes have gone to seed, and you have probably the most successful solo career from the Little Mix girls. Potentially. Don't get your hopes up.

Considering I couldn't care less about uploading this yesterday, I'll fly through the 3 new hits as if my life doesn't depend on it. Post Malone's 3rd effort in his country extravaganza lands at 26, doing better than his last collab which is all well and good, but this one has Luke Combs on it so maybe I should stop giving him false praise. Central Cee is back. AGAIN. And I genuinely couldn't tell you what gen z luv sounded like for the purposes of this review. And I've just listened to it. Maybe there's a good reason he's limped to 34. And at No.36, Calvin Harris takes this week's award for "Bottlejob Of The Day" by a massive landslide. Maybe it's because he keeps collaborating with Ellie Goulding, or maybe it's due to the slight issue that it's so workalike it could give Paul Weller a run for his money, but Free is just, SO BORING, that I'm not surprised it's flopped.

It's gonna rocket up the charts now I've said that, isn't it. 😰

But don't fret, folks. Because at No.30 is the latest in a long, long line of old songs suddenly getting a second wind this year and becoming hit-worthy all over again. You know how Stray Kidz roped Ryan Reynolds & Hugh Jackman for the video to their hit from last week? (down to 68 today, which is better than I thought.) Well, yeah, there's a good reason for that. Deadpool & Wolverine has been inescapable the last few weeks, and no, it's not because one of them owns a football club that's marginally better than Mansfield Town. Inevitably, the soundtrack is gonna have a few shocks and gasps, and who better to lead us to Nostalgia Land than *NSYNC. Remember those lot. They were the (somewhat boring, thinking about it) boyband that Justin Timberlake used to be in before he starting upsetting Britney Spears supporters and making songs that went on forever and ever (Mirrors, I'm looking at you). Bye Bye Bye originally reached No.3 in the heady days of 2000, so to see it suddenly rocket up the streaming charts and land at 30 today is nothing short of miraculous. It's like Florence + the Machine all over again.

Outside the 40 and we have newbies from Sonny Fodera, Gigi Perez, Charli XCX, mgk, Aitch and D-Block Europe, Pharrell Williams, Gordo, and Tom Odell ruining the legacy of Black Friday for anyone and everyone. So onto next week I guess, and one of the above has duetted with Billie Eilish on a remix of one of their songs. Take a wild guess. And no, that pun wasn't intended. Honest. They'll be competing against Mimi Webb, Mura Masa, FLO, Sub Focus, Polo G and Khalid for chart supremacy, meanwhile over on the album chart, Jack White's surprise thingy he put out for no reason has to square up and brace itself. Because Kanye West is back with the 2nd of his VULTURES schtick, and I don't wanna be here for the fallout again. Except I will be. Too-da-loo.



(P.S. I can confirm from the early Spotify updates that some very funny things are about to happen for the ladies that made stuff like Ily2, ilomilo, and L'AMOUR DE MA VIE. Safe to say, here come the girls.)

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mrstarling

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You seem to care when another group is getting attacked? Defaming a religion isint funny and even if they didint mean to offend the opening still s*cked. Feeling offended that your mocked isint "single digit IQ" I see a lot of people on this website have a problem with me when I don't like something satanic and if it was targeting lgbt or racist I'm sure you would be concerned. So to anyone religion phobic mind your business your the one with the single digit IQ

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danielcordell

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I'll tell you a secret all this rubber banding tripe is to do with ACR/SCR and 0.5 divisions as well as track bans limiting it to only 200 tracks from the multi chart pool of everything to hit 1-100 on a Kantar-OCC run chart which is far more than 200 tracks. 


They really need to have all 500-1000 K-OCC Chart tracks in play and only cut it down to 200-100-40 only at the end of the week and down or even eliminate those which gets no or too low to stay in the 40 figures the following week and AI counting so 0.5 is took out as it would be a live addition as soon as a click is captured and definitely ban ACR/SCR rules they are the bane of the chart ruining it as thats the Top 20 pulling rules which plays into acts and labels favours we don't like as chart fans.


When Chart of Gold brought it in it ruined their chart as well it's only ever Creative and Dreams and Nobby Clark has a chance thats it on that chart due to ACR/SCR rules K-OCC needs to get rid like a bad habit.

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sakgra

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i think sabrina is gonna do what justin bieber almost 10 years ago

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Tipo

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RATING TOP 40 THIS WEEK

Please Please Please: 5/10 (Not as good as espresso and i'm getting bored of seeing it at No.1)

Good Luck Babe: 7/10 (Good to see it rise but its total weeks are only getting higher...)

Birds Of a Feather: 8/10 (HMHAS is great work form her as usual and glad to see this track have longevity in the top 10)

Stargazing: 7/10 (Nothing wrong with it at all but nothing special either)

Austin: 3/10 (WHY IS THIS NOT ON ACR AND WHY IS IT RISING WHO IS STILL LISTENING)

Houdini: 8/10 (Grew on me)

Kisses: -100000/10 (I will never understand how people can bear listening to this. it is the worst song of all time and i never want to listen to it again)

Espresso: 9/10 (Perfectly resembled summer in this song but the ACR was needed)

Not Like Us: 8/10 (Modern Hip-Hop classic right here)

A Bar Song: 7/10 (Good song that i could tell would do well from the beginning)

Who: 6/10 (Bit weird and K-Pop is not my taste of music)

360: 8/10 (Good song hope it freshens up the top 10)

Angel Of My Dreams: 9/10 (Really catchy and deserved more success)

Apple: 7/10 (Good but the vocals are a bit too distorted

Kehlani: 8/10 (This sounds like a song that would only belong in 2024 and no other)

Slow It Down: 4/10 (I Don't Like his voice it's too grating on my ears)

Band4Band: 6/10 (Was good when it came out but grew off quickly)

Move: 8/10 (Really like dance stuff like this and NOT anything like kisses please)

Too Sweet: 9/10 (Got ACRed too early this is really catchy i'm happy Hozier got popular again)

I Don't Wanna Wait: 3/10 (Can people stop listening to Guetta and his cheap copies of other songs? because just listen to the original if you want)

Did It First: 8/10 (Really like the backing track but ice spice makes it a little more mid)

Beautiful Things: 2/10 (I can't listen to him)

Hot to Go: 5/10 (Not my taste but fair enough)

The Door: 10/10 (Well done Teddy this is really good and deserves to be higher)

Happier: 3/10 (Really drones now and it need to leave)

Guy For That: 7/10 (Post Malone rarely makes bad songs)

I Can Do It With a Broken Heart: 2/10 (Lyrics are bad backing is boring and taylor sounds unbothered this song is a whole borefest)

I Had Some Help: 8/10 (Song that i would probably associate this summer with)

Lose Control: 8/10 (Really like his style but a little overplayed now)

Bye Bye Bye: 9/10 (Surprised this came back it's such a banger)

Feelslikeimfallinginlove: 6/10 (OK song nothing too special)

Stick Season: 3/10 (why is it still here please leave)

Nights Like This: 8/10 (Really good and relaxing)

Gen Z LUV: 4/10 (Poor from CC really cringe lyrics)

Dancing In The Dark: 9/10 (Such a great song glad it's stayed a while)

Free: 8/10 (Disappointing Position for this duo expected higher)

Birds In The Sky: 2/10 (It's really getting old now i don't understand how it's not on ACR

Red Wine Supernova: 7/10 (Decent from chappell nothing wrong at all)

Set My Heart On Fire: 7/10 (Good dace tune but dont want it in the top 40 for too much longer

Misses: 6/10 (Didn't expect Dominic Fike to return this song is OK)



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mrstarling

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I totally agree that the door Is 10/10

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danielcordell

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You won't want Birds in the Sky on ACR/SCR if you are not clear on what it is it has been proven to be the thing bringing all the so so tracks into the 1-20 you really don't want that at all on that and I don't want either.


It's been proven in the Chart of Gold Creative and Dreams and Nobby Clark effect that ACR/SCR is in fact the menace that fiddles K-OCC's heads personal favorites tracks to the top messing with the real results which Birds in the Sky is probably in that not ever made it to the chart in the first place without it in place kinda deal.

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maciedeclines

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Top 10 of the Week!

1) Ariana Grande, Brandy & Monica - the boy is mine (+4) [New Number 1!]

2) RAYE - Genesis. (=)

3) Dua Lipa - Illusion (-2)

4) The Blessed Madonna ft Clementine Douglas - Happier (+3)

5) Becky Hill - Multiply (-1)

6) Dua Lipa - Happy For You (-3)

7) Madison Beer - 15 MINUTES (+11) np

8) Sonny Fodera, Jazzy & D.O.D - Somedays (debut)

9) Kesha - JOYRIDE (-3)

10) Charli xcx - Talk talk (+4) np


Full top 50: http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?s=d9ccc1193bc5685a8e1dbc3fe2891c4a&showtopic=273903

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mrstarling

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You can't seriously tell me nobody cares about my chart rank when you posted one and they both have 1 down vote.

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maciedeclines

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Prada’s so close to making it to 52 weeks but unfortunately I think it’ll be gone next week. Still, an extremely impressive feat and has stuck around way longer than I think anyone else thought!

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mrstarling

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Agreed ! I liked prada surprised casso and blocked recent collab with jazzy didint go down to well

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mrstarling

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MUSIC QUIZ OF 2024 SO FAR
0-2/10 right - your a loser
2-4 right - you obviously ain't a charts fan
4-7/10- good
7-9 Impressive 💯
10/10 - the world needs your knowledge
ANSWERS NEXT WEEK:

Easy -
1. Which empowerment song peaked at US no.1 and Uk no.2 released in January?
A: YES and?
B: I had some help
C: Training season

2. Which male rapper featured with Future and Metro boomin on "like that"
A: J Cole
B: kendrick lamar
C: Roddy rich
MEDIUM:

3. Name every billie eilish song from her new album which has charted this year in the UK? (Don't look)

4. Where did carnival peak in the UK?

5. Which artist who's peaked at #2 this year in the UK has a new song out featuring Jessie Murph called "Dirty"

HARD:

6. Name 5 songs from Chapell roan Newest album.

7.  Which Singer who's had featured on a top 10 song this year is known for having a single with a female pop star who's previously collaborated with ed sheeran a few years back

8. Without looking tell me exactly where Disclosure and Eliza doolittle are this week on there collab.

9. Tell me who this artist is based of these words:
Drink don't need no mix

SUPER MEGA HARD (your never getting this correct) :

Without looking tell me the top 10 on spotify global (daily) dated Friday 2nd August



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mrstarling

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Trying to find something people want on this website so upvote if you want more quizzes and down vote if I should do something else

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mrstarling

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TOP 20 RANK

Brilliantly amazing:

A bar song (10)

GOOD:

Stargazing (4)

Austin (5)

Slow it down (16)

Too sweet (19)

I don't wanna wait (20)

AVERAGE: 

Not like us (9)

Who (11)

Move (18)

BAD: 

none

REALLY BAD:

please please please (1)

Good luck babe (2)

Birds of a feather (3)

Houdini (6)

Kisses (7)

Espresso (8)

360 (12)

Angel of my dreams (13)

Apple (14)

Kehlani (15)

Band4band (17)

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predigitalwasbest

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My to 10 of the week (except it isn't. it's just the last 10 songs that played randomly on my media player) - i don't do streaming,i'm strictly old school-ish : ) so it'll be interesting to 'see' how many of you know these tracks.

1: see the lights - Simple Minds

2: new song - Howard Jones

3: happy Jack - The Who

4: the chain - Fleetwood Mac

5: pretty green eyes - Ultrabeat

6: lovestruck - Madness

7: communication - Spandau Ballet

8: enjoy yourself - The Jacksons

9:up and down - Vengaboys

10 : there there my dear - Dexys Midnight Runners


i intend to do this every week as an alternative to all the lists of personal top 10/20/40 versions of this stagnant chart.

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mrstarling

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Why do you think pre digital is better ?

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heypinksunshine

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Surely Chappell Roan has to be number 1 next week! Jade will hopefully move up now that she has been added on the Radio 1 playlist but I really don't like the new remix that has just come out.

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mrstarling

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Pray both songs don't climb

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itsnoodleszn_

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this week, pop music was in the news for the wrong reason, because recently a lunatic went into a taylor swift dance class with a knife and left three people killed and seven more injured. not only that but these people were literal kids. my thoughts lay with the families of these victims, as this will undeniably be a tough time for all of them.


the responses to this, however, were absolutely shocking. these families and witnesses are not only in devastation but the place they call home is now subject to riots on streets flooded with armed police, and the people rioting have been fed through misinformation and a fascist agenda. the murderer was identified as a 17yo rwandan, but there was no indication that he was muslim, yet people started attacking mosques. for the racist pieces of sh*t that decided to willingly attack a town that’s already in outcry over the loss of three little girls’ lives, i hope you know there’s a special place in h3ll waiting for you. you’ve been brainwashed and fed misinformation.


music is not just a sound, but an expression. it ties into our emotions and identity which no one should be shamed for. we shouldn’t have to picture young people being killed for the music they appreciate, not only because that’s downright ridiculous, but because of the racist outcry that just happened. stay safe out there, and once again, rest in peace to the three young lives that were taken in southport. 💔

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Piran

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Very sad news. Rest in peace to the girls and my thoughts are with their family, friends and the wider Southport community during this unimaginably difficult time. :/ 

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Alfie

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Chart Review except it isn't 02/08/24

I can't be bothered posting my overlooking of the UK Top 40 today. Not that I caught the heebie-jeebies or suffered mental health issues of any sort, but because the Olympics are FAR too important. Who wouldn't want to watch Tajikistan win a medal? My review will be posted tomorrow though, so stick around for that if you wanna see me run around in my back garden at the sight of Chappell Roan being No.2, BL3SS and CamrinWatsin giving me PTSD, Calvin and Ellie flopping to high heaven, and also *NSYNC returning to inspire childhoods all over again thanks to Deadpool & Wolverine. Oh, and Sabrina's No.1 again. Not like you'd notice.

Here's my rankings and new hits though. They won't be posted with the review tomorrow however.



AMAZING TIER:

Chappell Roan [2], Charli XCX [12] (What do you mean she's 32 years old!?), Chappell Roan [23], Shaboozey [10] (So ACR hasn't worked then. 😅)

GREAT TIER:

Charli XCX [14], Bruce Springsteen [35], Kendrick Lamar [9], *NSYNC [30] (I'm guessing Fergie's Glamorous and I'm With You by Avril Lavigne were too obvious to chart then.), Sabrina Carpenter [8]

GOOD TIER:

Chappell Roan [38], Billie Eilish [3], Dominic Fike [40], Adam Port/Stryv/Everyone On Planet Earth [18], Sabrina Carpenter [1], Taylor Swift [27], Jordan Adetunji [15] (A remix with the actual Kehlani dropped today, if anyone was wondering.)

OK TIER:

Eminem [6] (I can't be bothered saying he has the No.1 album this week.), Central Cee ft. Lil Baby [17], The Blessed Madonna/Clementine Douglas [25], Post Malone & Morgan Wallen [28], Ice Spice/Central Cee [21], Noah Kahan [32], Teddy Swims [24]

AVERAGE TIER:

Coldplay [31], Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding [36] (Ouch. That's all.), Myles Smith [4], Central Cee [34] (He's got 27 hits and you'd barely recognise him if you saw him on the street.)

DISLIKE TIER:

Dasha [5] (Oh, so NOW it peaks. Typical, eh?), The Kid LAROI [33], JADE [13], Post Malone & Luke Combs [26] (The inevitable collaboration with prog-rockers Yes is only a few years away, gentlemen. 😓), Hozier [19]

BAD TIER:

Benson Boone [16], BL3SS/CamrinWatsin/bbyclose [7], Jimin [11] (Man, iTunes can get lost.), Majestic/The Jammin Kid/Celine Dion [39]

AWFUL TIER:

Benson Boone [22], David Guetta & OneRepublic [20] (Who is actually still streaming this? Apart from Capital listeners, the fans and the bots?), NewEra [37], Teddy Swims [29]


NEW ONES (and other funny stuff):

Post Malone & Luke Combs - Guy For That [26] (Yeah this isn't worth it. My hatred of Luke Combs ain't stoppin' now, chaps.)

*NSYNC - Bye Bye Bye [30] (Their best song in my opinion, but it sounds better right now than it did in 2000. Probably because it seemed generic back then.)

Central Cee - gen z luv [34] (As unidentifiable as a bottle of Pepsi. NEXT.)

Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding - Free [36] (Yeesh, this could've gone better. Their worst collab yet, and for good reason. It's formulaic as all heck.)

Sonny Fodera/Jazzy/D.O.D. - Somedays [42] (This time last year Sonny Fodera was gearing up for Top 10 supremacy. His new one is kinda bad though.)

Gigi Perez - Sailor Song [53] (This guy's trying to be Noah Kahan, I can tell before I even listened to it. I just have a hunch, y'know?)

Charli XCX - 365 [63] (It may be 360 with different lyrics, but boy is it ACE.)

mgk/Jelly Roll - Lonely Road [67] (I preferred him when he was making Misery Businees soundalikes.)

Aitch/D-Block Europe - Gold Mine [71] (Nowhere near the level of success that UFO had, and for good reason. It's LAME.)

Pharrell Williams - Double Life [80] (Ah yes, the traditional Despicable Me/Pharrell collab. At least it's faring better than his contributions to the 3rd film.)

Gordo & Drake - Sideways [85] (Didn't he produce Massive that one time?)

Tom Odell & Lost Frequencies - Black Friday (Pretty Like The Sun) [88] (So much for me ever liking the original again.)



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mrstarling

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IVE SAID IT TO NOODLE TWICE, FOOTBALL FANS, PIRAN AND I WILL SAY IT TO YOU THIS WEBSITES FOR MUSIC NOT SOME BLASPHEMOUS OLYMPIC EVENT, GO TALK ABOUT IT SOMEWHERE ELSE 

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maciedeclines

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You do not run this website. We will continue commenting about what we want (like we have been doing for YEARS before you started commenting). If you don’t like it, then stop commenting. Nobody will miss you anyway <3

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afroginatent

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that's literally what he posted loll

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mrstarling

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Itsnoodle 

Idc if you miss me I love the charts and to be honest as much as angry I am I love everyone else here (maybe not you maciedeclines) throw sticks and stones all you want I ain't giving up my hobbies

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mrstarling

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So me being offended cause someones talking about something blasphemous offends you? I'm christian deal with it. Idc if your religion phobic

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Piran

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Oh dear me... 

1) You lashed out at Alfie for not talking about music topics even though he literally posted a Top 40 ranking. 

2) How are the Olympics "blasphemous"? They were centuries old before Christianity even began. 

3) Olivia/Itsnoodleszn has never commented on this post so idk why you're bringing her up. 

4) Literally nobody has said anything against religion on this post or the replies, but you continue to force it down everybody's throat every week, which makes your comments on us not talking about music even more hypocritical. 

At this point, I'm convinced you're either a child, a troll or a Frank alt. 

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maciedeclines

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Starling, if you even attempted to use that minuscule brain of yours for once in your life, you’d know the “mockery of Christianity” was literally about Greek mythology 💀 Also once again, we have talked about off topic stuff on this website for YEARS now. You do NOT get to come here and tell us what to do when a) you’re clearly a literal child and b) you only joined within the past year. Nobody wants to see your coke rants in this comment section week on week because YOU are offended that we DARE to talk about things not related to the charts. Get your head out of your ar*e you schizophrenic waste of air. And for the record I’m not itsnoodle, she’s a completelydifferent person so stop slagging her off for no reason.

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mrstarling

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1. I didint lash out I was talking about how he was going to post his Olympic review

2. The opening to the Olympics was blasphemous and it started 1896

3. I'm saying I told multiple people that's no attack aimed at you

4. I talk about it when I'm offended and Alfie said about it.

Frank literally called me a clown to I wouldent be his alt. And I geniuely care about the charts

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mrstarling

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I've been commenting since 2022 and started checking charts in 2021. Your wrong.


Your right I shouldent of went so crazy about this being a music forum and I apoligise but I'm still talking about Christianity if it has something to do with the topic. And Alfie did specifically mention Olympics then blasphemy in his latest comment.

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Piran

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1) Alfie wrote two short sentences about it. I don't think that qualifies as a "review". He was referring to the charts when he said about posting it tomorrow, and your first reply to him was in all-caps which seems like lashing out to me. 

2) The modern Olympics started in 1896. The ancient Olympics started in Greece and date back to the 8th century BC. Christianity didn't exist until the 1st century AD. 

3) I never said you brought me up on it, but when Olivia is being brought up completely unprovoked and she's my friend, I'm obviously going to stand up for her. You did apologise at the top of the page for the mix up though, so fair enough. 

4) You seem to be offended at nearly everything, no offense. People can post about whatever they want here within reason and this has been happening for years. You can't expect everybody to change that all because one person doesn't like it. 

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mrstarling

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1. Alfie wrote a whole review later


2. That doesent mean people can't change the Olympics and blaspheme it

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Piran

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A review which was mainly about the chart lmao. 

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itsnoodleszn_

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piran, macie, thank you both for coming to my defence, though you really didn’t have to lol. i noticed starling had a little mess up and he clarified it at the top of this page but cheers in any case. i was actually gonna reply something similar to him, but 1) you worded it better than i could, and 2) i don’t really wanna interact with this guy anyway 😅

also piran you were spot on about the olympic facts!

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mrstarling

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Noodle 


What do you mean not interact  ? I'm just offended about some Olympic thing..?

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mrstarling

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Piran >

He posted an Olympic review to and said he would do one

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Piran

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You're welcome, Olivia. :) 

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itsnoodleszn_

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here’s a dozen songs ive been listening to this past week because i don’t wanna make personal charts anymore:


  • honey im home - destroy boys
  • kaisarion (live at the forum 2023) - ghost
  • apple - charli xcx
  • set it off - audioslave
  • head cheerleader - pom pom squad
  • nikes - frank ocean
  • roadkill - vial
  • fade into you - mazzy star
  • becca - the sukis
  • velvet ring - big thief
  • obsessed - olivia rodrigo
  • (you) on my arm - leith ross
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itsnoodleszn_

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my music takeaway for the night: 🥡

  • please please please can we get a break from sabrina? she’s overexposed at this point, and the song she’s at the top with is so mid. i hope chappell roan doesn’t get smacked with acr before she hits the summit, because it’s looking closer than ever rn.
  • kisses being a top 10 hit is an excruciating move for our charts. in a year where no mana released the best edm album of the decade so far, why did we have to make an edm song with all its worst parts a hit? if you want a good song with the same name, stream kisses by slowdive instead <3
  • brat summer is well and truly in full force, as not only are apple and 360 edging ever closer to the top 10, but charli xcx has only gone and secured the FIRST billie eilish feature ever for a remix of guess. there’s no doubt that will debut high next week. also, “charli likes boys but she knows i’d hit it” is such a mood lol
  • and 365 has also scooped a debut which leads me to this - charli, PLEASEEE drop the shygirl & easyfun remix!! don’t think i haven’t heard it!! that drop is unreal
  • also nice to see kehlani on the rise! i’m really liking it rn
  • i am really looking forward to seeing the new deadpool & wolverine movie, and the fact it’s caused a nostalgic pop classic to re-enter is awesome.
  • even though i really don’t like post’s country era, guy for that is my favourite of the three singles from f-1 trillion and it’s the only one i can listen to. i’d probably say it’s a strong 5/10. while we’re on the topic of luke combs though, i surprisingly liked ain’t no love in oklahoma 👀 can’t wait to see twisters very soon!
  • we did not ask for another central cee debut 🫣
  • i’m not the biggest fan of the kid laroi but nights like this is such an ethereal song, i really like it and it’s been added to my monthly playlist. didn’t see that coming haha
  • im surprised bruce springsteen is having some longevity, but its welcome! same goes for smalltown boy (like that one a lot too) but i dont know the reason behind that song’s resurgence
  • i love you, im sorry is my favourite song off the new gracie abrams album, so to see it rise is amazing
  • look, i haven’t heard the jimin song yet, but the fact he occupied the entire top 8 on itunes with different remixes at one point makes for a very saturated number 4 peak
  • on the albums side of things, ghost dropped a live album which is obviously amazing because their songs were MADE for arenas. the fact this and blur were both robbed of the top spot by a modern eminem album is shameful. elsewhere, porter robinson dropped an album that was quite different to what i expected based on the singles but still awesome, and ice spice dropped a project that’s so full of “bars” about p00p they sum up the album quality. a VERY bad album. it’s kinda telling how ice spice’s one good song this year wasn’t even her own song (fisherrr remix).


have a good weekend everyone! (and hope you’ll be streaming the new destroy boys album on the 9th!) 💞

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Piran

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Hey Olivia! Hope you've been doing okay. :) 

- Yeah, I feel like Sabrina is getting definitely into overexposure territory at this point, and we still have the album at the end of the month. 

- Have you heard the remix of 'Kehlani' with Kehlani herself yet? If so, what did you think? 

- I'm mixed on The Kid Laroi but 'Nights Like This' is probably his worst song to date imo. I can't stand it. 

- I thought Bruce Springsteen was going to drop out with all the other football-themed songs but it's good to see 'Dancing In The Dark' stick around. 

- I'm on the fence with 'Who'. It has its flaws but it's probably my favourite solo single by Jimin, even if I much prefer the rock remix. To go from #4 last Friday to #28 on Monday to #11 today is widely inconsistent. 

You have a good weekend too! ❤️

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itsnoodleszn_

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i didn’t even know the kehlani hopped on a remix! i’ll have to listen to it after dinner if it means there’s a longer runtime. hope you have a good weekend and if i’m here at any point this weekend, ill be on a lil getaway and thus commenting from york! :3

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Piran

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Have fun! Meanwhile, I'm back in Cornwall until the 11th and enjoying a week off work. :) 

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heypinksunshine

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Just so you know, the reason for so many Jimin entries on iTunes is because the label botched the physicals (2 versions disallowed because of photocards) so they rush released two digital albums and a remix EP that all had the same 5 remixes and 1 instrumental of the track. So that is one original version, 5 remixes and 1 instrumental. They got listed separately and made a mess in the chart, but if there had been any double purchase they have been filtered out as per the chart rules. Seems like a lot of people are spreading rumours that there were tons and tons of remixes, but it certainly didn't have any more than most top ten hits have (you can see for yourself in any retailer). Jimin is currently in the South Korean military doing his mandatory service and can't do any promotion whatsoever, compared to other artists in the top ten, so to have scored such a high entry with no radio and no autoplay push is a sign of a crossover hit just like his song last year called Like Crazy. Why not give it listen and see what you think.

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itsnoodleszn_

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thanks for the info sunshine! yeah it’s not the most saturated song i’ve seen on the charts as of recent (i know taylor swift and lewis capaldi have pushed a lot) but i was just curious because it’s been a while since ive seen an itunes song dominate like that, thanks so much for clearing it up! 

i’ve had a quick listen to the standard version by the way and i think it’s pretty decent. gives me 2000s boyband vibes

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Chrissyl40

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I think Springsteen is sticking around because of 2 amazing nights at Wembley as well long may it continue but fully expect it to disappear next week but who knows🤞🤞🤞

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itsnoodleszn_

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thanks chrissy! i had no clue about the wembley shows but it’s awesome to see it stick around whatever the reason

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itsnoodleszn_

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in response to piran: i’ve just heard the kehlani remix and yeah it’s even better! it helps that ive been liking quite a bit of kehlani lately (specifically their it was good until it wasn’t album) and they actually suit this beat a lot :> between them and billie eilish, sapphic artists have been on one with the steaming hot feature verses today 

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mrstarling

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Noodle 

I've said the please please please joke 3 + times on this website you can't steal it from me

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Piran

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I'd say I prefer the Kehlani version to the original too... even if the Billie remix of Charli's 'Guess' quickly overshadowed it! 😅

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Piran

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My Top 10 Songs Of The Week:

#1: Beabadoobee – Ever Seen (=)   [2nd consecutive week at No.1] 🇵🇭 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#2: Salute ft LEILAH – Perfect (+4) 🇦🇹 / 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#3: Filey Frog – Cold (debut) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#4: Jessie Ware & Romy – Lift You Up (-2) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#5: Salute ft Piri – Luv Stuck (-1) 🇦🇹 / 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#6: Sabrina Carpenter – Too Young (debut) 🇺🇸

#7: Charli XCX – 360 (+6) 🇬🇧 (🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿)

#8: Chappell Roan – Casual (+3) 🇺🇸

#9: Porter Robinson – Russian Roulette (=) 🇺🇸

#10: Kacy Hill - You Know I Love You Still (-7) 🇺🇸  

Full chart on Crown Note: https://www.crownnote.com/charts/piran/pirans-top-50-233

Full chart on BuzzJack: www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=273899

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itsnoodleszn_

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i’m so late to this lol but it’s awesome to see beabadoobee atop your charts again!! and casual in your top 10! dillon’s album was pretty good btw 🐸 

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Piran

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‘Kisses’ is heading in the wrong direction. ‘DNA (Loving You)’ did this sound so much better, so the former outpeaking the latter is really disappointing! 😩

Oh well, at least ‘Guy For That’ got a decent placement (probably my favourite of the three recent Post Malone country songs) and I’m pleasantly surprised that *NSYNC are back in the Top 40 with an absolute classic.

Top 40 Rankings: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/795fd2d723a652d0e1ad94170a6952c4943a433e7eb19dd4393a0178eb41d12d.jpg

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Piran

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I’m surprised ‘Free’ didn’t debut higher. Hopefully it’ll climb in the weeks ahead now that the summer holidays have started. It may not be on the same level as Calvin and Ellie’s other collabs but I still love it! ❤️

Speaking of addictive dance anthems, I’m rooting for ‘Somedays’ to eventually get into the Top 40. :)

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Piran

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It’s looking like we could see a Top 10 hit (maybe even two) from Charli with this new era. Would be awesome to see ’360’ and ‘Apple’ both make it! 😊

‘365’ debuting is good too, even if I’d personally have preferred ‘Rewind’ or ‘Talk Talk’.

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Piran

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‘Austin’ is definitely the slow burner of the year in terms of chart success. 17th consecutive week in the Top 10 but its first in the Top 5.

Kind of wish it would go on ACR soon though. The overplay really got me with this one. :/

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Piran

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I hope Sabrina’s takeover doesn’t result in lots of other amazing artists getting denied the top spot, especially when it’s with one of her weaker singles for me.

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danielcordell

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Well people keep calling for more ACR/SCR and 0.5 divisions when it's that system which is bringing the stuff to the top the results fiddlers are.


Chart of Gold uses ACR/SCR too and that is bringing Nobby Clark and Creative and Dreams always to the top and the better tracks stay at the bottom in it.


I am correct the system the people are wanting them to use more is actually the systems creating chronic rubber banding, non moving and tracks from 2 years summer re-entering over and over again to painful levels not allowing the real latest track to come in.