PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
SABRINA CARPENTER
- LW: 1,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 4
- LW: 2,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 3,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 7,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 13
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
BILLIE EILISH
- LW: 5,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 6,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 8
I HAD SOME HELP
POST MALONE/
- LW: 8,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 8
BAND4BAND
CENTRAL CEE FT LIL BABY
- LW: 11,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 6
- LW: 14,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 9
FORTNIGHT
TAYLOR SWIFT FT POST MALONE
- LW: 12,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 11
- LW: 13,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 48
- LW: 16,
- Peak: 11,
- Weeks: 16
- LW: 17,
- Peak: 15,
- Weeks: 15
FEELSLIKEIMFALLINGINLOVE
COLDPLAY
- LW: 25,
- Peak: 16,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 15,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 19,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 24
I DON'T WANNA WAIT
DAVID GUETTA & ONEREPUBLIC
- LW: 22,
- Peak: 20,
- Weeks: 13
I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART
TAYLOR SWIFT
- LW: 20,
- Peak: 8,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 21,
- Peak: 21,
- Weeks: 3
SCARED TO START
MICHAEL MARCAGI
- LW: 23,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 25
- LW: 29,
- Peak: 24,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 33,
- Peak: 26,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 27,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 35
HAPPIER
BLESSED MADONNA/
- LW: 24,
- Peak: 17,
- Weeks: 19
- LW: 26,
- Peak: 26,
- Weeks: 11
- LW: 47,
- Peak: 30,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 32,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 40
- LW: 31,
- Peak: 27,
- Weeks: 8
- LW: 30,
- Peak: 7,
- Weeks: 7
MILLION DOLLAR BABY
TOMMY RICHMAN
- LW: 10,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 10
KISSES
BL3SS/
- LW: 44,
- Peak: 35,
- Weeks: 5
POUR ME A DRINK
POST MALONE & BLAKE SHELTON
- LW: 34,
- Peak: 34,
- Weeks: 2
US.
GRACIE ABRAMS FT TAYLOR SWIFT
- LW: 37,
- Peak: 37,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 35,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 22
RED WINE SUPERNOVA
CHAPPELL ROAN
- LW: 40,
- Peak: 40,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 28,
- Peak: 28,
- Weeks: 2
THESE WORDS
BADGER & NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
- LW: 38,
- Peak: 22,
- Weeks: 13
- LW: 42,
- Peak: 25,
- Weeks: 6
I LIKE THE WAY YOU KISS ME
ARTEMAS
- LW: 45,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 15
- LW: 48,
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 22
SMERALDO GARDEN MARCHING BAND
JIMIN/
- LW: New
- Peak: 46,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 43,
- Peak: 36,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 60,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 3
6 IN THE MORNING
FLEX (UK) FT NATE DOGG
- LW: 46,
- Peak: 37,
- Weeks: 6
- LW: 54,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 25
SET MY HEART ON FIRE
MAJESTIC/
- LW: 50,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 39,
- Peak: 39,
- Weeks: 4
THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE MOVED
SCRIPT
- LW: 61,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 71
- LW: 49,
- Peak: 35,
- Weeks: 4
EVERGREEN
RICHY MITCH & THE COAL MINERS
- LW: 53,
- Peak: 36,
- Weeks: 40
- LW: 41,
- Peak: 41,
- Weeks: 2
PICK UP THE PHONE
PAWSA FT NATE DOGG
- LW: 51,
- Peak: 49,
- Weeks: 4
- LW: 77,
- Peak: 60,
- Weeks: 5
MOVE
ADAM PORT/
- LW: 89,
- Peak: 61,
- Weeks: 3
PRADA
CASSO/
- LW: 56,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 47
- LW: RE
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 120
- LW: 62,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 417
MILES ON IT
KANE BROWN & MARSHMELLO
- LW: 57,
- Peak: 44,
- Weeks: 8
- LW: 58,
- Peak: 52,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 67,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 26
- LW: 59,
- Peak: 30,
- Weeks: 8
PLACES TO BE
FRED AGAIN/
- LW: 52,
- Peak: 35,
- Weeks: 5
YOU & ME
DISCLOSURE FT ELIZA DOOLITTLE
- LW: 65,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 24
MIND STILL
SONNY FODERA FT BLYTHE
- LW: 68,
- Peak: 68,
- Weeks: 7
3 LIONS
BADDIEL/
- LW: 99,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 57
- LW: 66,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 76,
- Peak: 58,
- Weeks: 12
WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE)
ARIANA GRANDE
- LW: 75,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 17
- LW: 73,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 21
- LW: New
- Peak: 78,
- Weeks: 1
THANK YOU (NOT SO BAD)
DIMITRI VEGAS & LIKE MIKE
- LW: 70,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 24
- LW: 64,
- Peak: 47,
- Weeks: 4
- LW: 80,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 98
BRING ME JOY
RUDIMENTAL & KAREN HARDING
- LW: 87,
- Peak: 82,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: RE
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 14
COWBOYS CRY TOO
KELSEA BALLERINI/
- LW: New
- Peak: 84,
- Weeks: 1
HOT UPTOWN
CAMILA CABELLO FT DRAKE
- LW: New
- Peak: 86,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 71,
- Peak: 57,
- Weeks: 11
- LW: 93,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 43
WE AIN'T HERE FOR LONG
NATHAN DAWE
- LW: 74,
- Peak: 45,
- Weeks: 22
- LW: 84,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 21
ALIBI
ELLA HENDERSON FT RUDIMENTAL
- LW: 79,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 25
- LW: 91,
- Peak: 91,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 82,
- Peak: 19,
- Weeks: 20
- LW: 86,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 78
- LW: 72,
- Peak: 51,
- Weeks: 3
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOVE ME
ELLA LANGLEY & RILEY GREEN
- LW: New
- Peak: 98,
- Weeks: 1
I LOVE YOU I'M SORRY
GRACIE ABRAMS
- LW: New
- Peak: 100,
- Weeks: 1
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Eigenwijze 30
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Eigenwijze 30 week 27 van 2024
1. 1 9 Arooj Aftab - Raat ki rani
2. 3 8 Fia - Gentle heart, healing hand
3. 15 4 Kendrick Lamar - Not like us
4. 7 5 Willow Smith - symptom of life
5. 8 6 The Breath - Land of my other
6. 9 4 Billie Eilish - Chihiro
7. 11 4 Syriana, Natacha Atlas, Matthaios Tsahouridis - Law inta kont hina
8. 13 6 Sam Lee - Bushes and briars
9. 6 6 Otava yo (Отава Ё) - It is time for the lad to get married (Пора молодцу жениться)
10. 14 4 Four Tet - Daydream repeat
11. 16 3 Dudu Tassa, Jonny Greenwood - Lhla yzid ikthar
12. 17 5 Beth Gibbons - Reaching out
13. 19 2 Aynur Doğan - Rabe edlayê
14. 2 8 Kendrick Lamar - euphoria
15. 5 10 The Sami Yusuf ensemble - L'amour vivant
16. 12 6 Dirty loops - Run away
17. 18 4 Wardruna - Hertan (Heart)
18. 20 4 Lifein3D - The parting glass
19. _ 1 Beth Gibbons - Lost changes
20. 21 4 Maria Mazzotta, The Waterbirds - Navigar non posso...senza di te
21. 4 7 Billie Eilish - Lunch
22. 10 7 Mdou Moctar - Imouhar
23. 26 2 Space cat - Acid gate
24. 27 2 Lina_ + Rodrigo Cuevas - O que temo e o que desejo
25. _ 1 Coco Bryce - One hundred / Saliva
26. _ 1 Besh o droM - 1911
27. _ 1 Nightwish - Perfume of the timeless
28. 28 2 Jlin + Philip Glass - The precision of infinity
29. _ 1 Tom MacDonald - God mode
30. _ 1 London Grammar - Kind of man
De Verwondering: Fontaines D.C. - Favourite
G
Gery
Still no sign of Kylie and Orville in the top 100. LMAO.
G
Giovanni
my top 20 (7.7.2024.)
1. (2) TOM MISCH – cinnamon curls
2. (4) BILLIE EILISH – birds of a feather
3. (1) TOMMY RICHMAN – million dollar baby (1week at No.1)
4. (3) DISCLOSURE – she's gone, dance on (2weeks at No.1)
5. (6) KAYTRANADA ft PINKPANTHERESS – snap my finger
6. (33) JAMIE ft ROBYN – life
7. (17) JOHNNY CASH – hello out there
8. (5) FOSTER THE PEOPLE – lost in space
9. (11) ALUNA & PAUL WOOLFORD – heatstroke
10. (13) TOVE LO & SG LEWIS – heat
11. (9) ERLEND ØYE & LA COMITIVA – mornings and afternoons
12. (14) TRAVIS – bus
13.(8.) HARD-FI – don't go making plans
14. NEW – NuKEY – don't depend on you (Extended mix)
15. (16) THE BLESSED MADONNA ft DANIEL WILSON & KON – count on my love
16. (34) TYCHO – phantom
17. (20) WIM – mr. Feelgood
18. (7) FATBOY SLIM ft DAN DIAMOND & LUCA GUERRIERI – role model
19. (36) TRENTEMØLLER – dreamweavers
20. NEW – QUAVO ft LANA DEL REY – tough
..................new songs at chart (top 45)..................
33. NEW – KUNGS ft DJ SEINFELD & CLUB AZUR – please be mine
34. NEW – ALFIE TEMPLEMAN ft NILE RODGERS – just a dance
37. NEW – RÜFUS DU SOL – music is better
38. NEW – ANNA – 30°C
40. NEW – DUCKWRTH – grey scale
itsnoodleszn_
my music takeaway for the night: 🥡
have a good weekend everyone! (and stream the new song by out in front) 💞
macie
My top 10 of the week!
1) RAYE - Genesis. (+3) re-peak, third week at #1
2) John Summit, Sub Focus & Julia Church - Go Back (-1)
3) Dua Lipa - Happy For You (-1)
4) Becky Hill ft Sonny Fodera - Never Be Alone (+1)
5) Bebe Rexha - Chase It (Mmm Da Da Da) (+13) np
6) Tinashe - Nasty (-3)
7) Ariana Grande, Brandy & Monica - the boy is mine (+3) np
8) Chappell Roan - HOT TO GO! (+15) np
9) Bebe Rexha - I’m The Drama (debut)
10) Dua Lipa - Illusion (+48)
Full top 50, including debuts from Bakar, cupcakKe and The Kid LAROI: http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=273207
macie
UK Chart re-ranking (July 5th 2024)
Great:
1) Houdini (Dua)
2) Happier
3) Espresso
4) Cruel Summer
5) Good Luck, Babe!
6) HOT TO GO!
7) Not Like Us
8) Illusion ⬆️
9) Too Sweet
Good:
10) BIRDS OF A FEATHER
11) Austin (Boots Stop Workin’)
12) MILLION DOLLAR BABY
13) Stargazing ⬇️
14) Red Wine Supernova
15) LUNCH
16) A Bar Song (Tipsy)
17) CHIHIRO
18) The Door
19) Scared To Start
20) Please Please Please
21) 360
22) Kisses
23) I Had Some Help
Decent:
24) Lose Control
25) BAND4BAND
26) KEHLANI
27) Houdini (Eminem)
28) feelslikeimfallinginlove
29) Beautiful Things
30) Pour Me A Drink
Meh
31) I Can Do It With a Broken Heart
32) Birds In The Sky
33) I Don’t Wanna Wait
34) DEVIL IS A LIE
35) NIGHTS LIKE THIS
36) Fortnight
Bad
37) Stick Season ⬇️
38) us ⬇️
Awful
39) Belong Together
40) Slow It Down
S
Starling
I WASA WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE!! OMW SO LATE FR. Also how is cruel summer great? Aint you sick of how overplayed it is
S
Starling
Hot to go by chapell roan Is such a bad song you could say its hot to go - cause literally it's hot to go out the chart? That wasant funny? Oh ok.
MY FIRST WRITE UP
WORST TRACK:
32. 360 - char (I'll finish her name when she finishes her career)
Char Did a full 360 with her music career (just joking she's always been *ss) char is genuely such a br*t like her album was just another boring girl pop album. That album reminded me of in 2023 when I found out jason aldean was us no.1 *sighs* poor char poor.
WORST ARTIST: Chapell roa roa roa your boat gently of the side of a cliff and never come back.
I could put my hands down my pants and touch myself more than chapells music could touch my heart. And why when 90% of people talk aboyt her do they say she's lgbt. Ok? And? I ain't against lgbt I'm finding my own identity but it doesent make you a better person.
WORST ALBUM: BR*T - char (still not finishing your bl**dy name)
This is just a terrible album as I explained next.
BEST SONG: The door by teddy swims
Recently I've been hooked on teddy swims .. too clarify in a music way not other things. And wow I'm addicted too him. EVERY SONG IS SO THOUGHT OUT.I LOVE HIM NOW!!
BEST ARTIST: Teddy swims
BEST ALBUM: 'I've tried everything but therapy (pt.1.5) - teddy swims
SECOND SECTION
CONTREVERSIAL QUESTIONS - in this section I must answer this weeks most begging questions... but they get more contreversial as I go on! Will I get cancelled? Pt.1
Drake or kendrick?
Drake won. People only say ken caused he released more but drake actualky responded back too the allrgationd and put more time and effort into his tracks?
Who postes the best comments on the official chart?
Not answering that.. it feels awkward ranking others
MOST CONTREVERSIAL QUESTION:
Is taylor swift good?
No.
Also btw extra note : I quit crownote that monster of a website is so hard too use.
Taylor.Lover.13
ok. How is "Austin" Not on ACR yet??!!!
S
Starling
Totally agreed!
itsnoodleszn_
right!! not only is the song terrible but it’s really outstaying its welcome
S
Starling
I totally disagree, austin is a good song
Taylor.Lover.13
Ok.. um... i'm a bit late so most of u probs wont see this but any way..
MY TOP 10
1. Close to you- Gracie abrams (=) (X2NO1)
2. In your corner- Imagine dragonss (NEW)
3. Wake up- Imagine dragons (NEW)
4. Espresso- Sabrina carpenter (=) (X1NO1)
5. Us- Sabrina carpenter Feat. Taylor swift (-2)
6. Don't forget me- Imagine dragons (NEW)
7. Please, Please, Please- Sabrina carpenter (-5) (X2NO1)
8. My boy only breaks his favourite toys- Taylor swift (-2) (X3NO1)
9. Eyes closed- Imagine dragons (RE) (NP)
10. Birds of a feather- Billie eilish (-3)
S
Starling
It appears we both like wake up!
A
Alfie
Chart Review 05/07/24
Guess who's back from his holid- NOT!!! 😡🤪😱
excuse the emoji outburst.
Yeah, turns out despite having completed my two-week stay in Devon, my mum has secretly shoved another fortnight stay in Cornwall right next to it, and I had no idea until she took the wrong turn on the motorway. I mean, why? There's no point! I don't want to spend another couple weeks posting these reviews later than expected. I just wanna go back to Manchester! (said nobody outside of Manchester ever) So that explains why I've yet again failed to show you my ramblings on time. Hope you've got the memo, because I wish I had.
Anyways, it's a new week, a new government (thx Labour I guess, even though I didn't bother voting), and a new future ahead for all of us as the rainy weather lashes down on a wistful United Kingdom. Sadly, the charts didn't get this vital information, because we're back to clutching at straws on the UK Top 40 again. Do you really want me to mention "album chart" and "Taylor Swift" in the same sentence again? I thought not. Besides, it was all about Glastonbury Festival anyway. Unlike last year though, when the Top 40 suddenly had to deal with Elton John and Guns n' Roses all over again, this year's edition hasn't done much. Or anything.
So Sabrina Carpenter clocks a 3rd week hogging the Top 2 spots with Please Please Please and Espresso (just 49 sales separated them apparently), Tommy Richman catches a chronic case of ACR, causing him to plummet loads and let Central Cee jump back into the Top 10 for another week, and Chappell Roan continues to slay all of your niche female singer-songwriter faves with Good Luck, Babe, that song now ending up as the 4th most popular thing in the country. Ignore what Capital's Big Top 40 is telling you, they're all fibbing losers. Also, ever since he did that West Coast gig where he performed the same song a bazillion times, it seems that Kendrick Lamar has suddenly experienced some sort of second wind. Not Like Us casually now lies at it's highest showing for a fair few weeks at No.11, which is at least heartwarming to see one of his singles not immediately drop off to oblivion. A video for this dropped earlier today. Off the back of this, I wouldn't put a Top 10 position next week out of the realms of possibility. Even if Jack Saunders won't stop fawning over it everytime he gets the chance. Alright, we get it, you like rap. Who d'you think you are, Tim Westwood?
So yeah, the Glastonbury effect is quite minimal this week. Dua Lipa's the only one to gain any sort of success from the back of this, even if an O2 advertisement for one of her gigs keeps hijacking my caravan TV set (cello, if anyone's interested). Current album Radical Optimism fires it's way back to No.3 on the albums, her other ones occupy the Top 10 for some reason, Illusion creeps to a not-that-impressive actually 25 (despite a physical release, so LOL to that song 'flopping' by her standards), meanwhile lead hit Houdini casually pops up again at 38, the first appearance of this song in the best-sellers since March. That's great and all Dua but can you make a better album next time? I doubt RO has as much chance of defining an era as Future Nostalgia. Oh, and midweek album leaders Imagine Dragons slumped to 5, so you know who to laugh at this week.
Coldplay haven't fared much better either despite trying every dang trick in the chartriggers' book to get feelslikeimfallinginlove as high as possible. Headline sets, music video, physicals (not actually 🫠), you name it. Wouldn't be too shocked if they tracked down my location and threatened to pour mud down my trousers if I didn't stream it. Which I didn't, of course. Said song climbs to (ONLY, you will note) 16, still the 3rd lowest showing for a lead single behind Shiver and Orphans, so it is safe to say that this hasn't gone down well. James Masterson should've known better than to root for this monotonous mum-pop. Although he has been doing this since 1992, so what do I know eh?
There are two new entries though, so at least I can sleep easy tonight. At least I would be if said new entries weren't a waste of my time. Jumping to 30 is The Kid LAROI with a song that barely lasts longer than a toilet break, not that NIGHTS LIKE THIS is horrendous or anything, but boy, is it just TikTok-bait. C'mon Kid, you can do so much more than 90 seconds of snoozy lip-sync challenges. Kisses by dance producers BL3SS and CamrinWatsin, and uninteresting vocalist bbyclose has also risen up the wastelands of the Top 100 in recent weeks and climbs 9 to 35 today, which is all well and good except it sounds as dated as my LeapFrog drawing pad when I was a child. I don't have any clue as to why I still own that. It clearly doesn't work anymore. It also reminds me of Good Love by Hannah Laing, and you don't want to remind me of that travesty's run to the Top 10 last summer. I guess I should be glad it isn't that horrendous, but I know that if it keeps climbing I'm gonna loathe it. Just ask NewEra.
Outside the 40 and K-POP has rightfully shafted it, Jimin's latest completely f***ing up it's midweek position to end up at 46, with BLACKPINK's LISA faring little better at 49. Ironically The Kid LAROI's new song GIRLS ends up lower than his TikTok thingy at 47, Dominic Fike has made it into the upper half, 3 Lions can only go up to 73 off the back of England squeaking to the quarter-finals, Eminem's follow-up to Houdini enters at 78 after just a couple days of traction, Kelsea Ballerini is here because of Noah Kahan, Camila Cabello's flop album at least gives her a new entry, country's latest hope Ella Langley is at 98, Burna Boy is a fraud, and another Gracie Abrams album track makes its bow at 100. As you can tell, barely any of these will be remembered by August. Perhaps.
Next week we have albums from Kasabian, Zach Bryan, and LITERALLY NOBODY ELSE to dissect, meanwhile there are new songs from beebadoobee, Jessie Ware, AJ Tracey, OneRepublic, Good Neighbours, Sigala and Childish Gambino. None of which will make the Top 40. Except maybe the fact that Quavo and Lana Del Rey duet on a song that would be more notable if it was made in 2017, given how inescapable Quavo was back then. But what do I know, eh? In this post-Conservative landscape, anything could happen. C U N 7 DAZ.
ACE TIER:
Chappell Roan [4] (Whoever rubbished her last week could've come up with a better nickname. Apple Droan anyone?), Taylor Swift ft. Post Malone [12], Charli XCX [32], Chappell Roan [26], Shaboozey [3]
COOL TIER:
Billie Eilish [17], Kendrick Lamar [11], Sabrina Carpenter [1]
GOOD TIER:
Chappell Roan [40], Sabrina Carpenter [2] (Ooh, how the tables turn. As in I like the other one more now.), Tommy Richman [34], Dua Lipa [38] (The best thing from Radical Optimism, which probably isn't saying much.), Taylor Swift [21]
ALRIGHT TIER:
Billie Eilish [5], Eminem [6], The Blessed Madonna/Clementine Douglas [28], Dua Lipa [25] (Those physicals REALLY helped. Honest.), Coldplay [16], Central Cee ft. Lil Baby [10]
EH TIER:
Tommy Richman [22], Billie Eilish [33], Noah Kahan [31], Teddy Swims [28], Gracie Abrams ft. Taylor Swift [37] (Suddenly I don't enjoy this as much.), Mark Ambor [14], Jordan Adetunji [24]
UH OH TIER:
Taylor Swift [13], Post Malone ft. Morgan Wallen [8], Dasha [9] (Outstayed your welcome now.), The Kid LAROI [30] (Sheesh, zeitgeist much?), Hozier [19]
NAH TIER:
Myles Smith [7], Benson Boone [15], Post Malone ft. Blake Shelton [36], BL3SS/CamrinWatsin/bbyclose [35] (This is giving me Hannah Laing-influenced PTSD from last summer.)
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT TIER:
Benson Boone [18], David Guetta & OneRepublic [20] (Thanks I hate it.), NewEra [39], Michael Marcagi [23] (LEAVE), Teddy Swims [27]
NEW THINGIES:
Jimin/Loco - Smeraldo Garden Marching Band [46] (The name is better than the contents. By about 20 light years.)
The Kid LAROI - GIRLS [47] (Why does he sound like Jason Derulo now?)
LISA - Rockstar [49] (Stop trying to be Charli XCX, you can't do it good.)
Eminem/Big Sean/BabyTron - Tobey [78] (5 minutes of mumbling while the cover art is literally the Spiderman imposter meme. Doesn't bode well for the album then.)
Kelsea Ballerini/Noah Kahan - Cowboys Cry Too [84] (After hearing this song, I can confirm I have forgotten everything about it.)
Camila Cabello ft. Drake - HOT UPTOWN [86] (This new direction from Camila has backfired heavily. And trying to do J Hus's Who Told You again doesn't help her cause.)
Ella Langley ft. Riley Green - you look like you love me [98] (Again, as I say every week, country is boring for me. I don't care for this one at all.)
Burna Boy - Higher [99] (Turns out preceding SZA at Glastonbury makes everyone abandon your mission for success. Who knew.)
Gracie Abrams - I Love You, I'm Sorry [100] (Enough with the ballads already. Who are you, Taylor Swift?)
(P.S. That last joke may or may not have been intentional. Eh. I'm just happy that none of the Coldplay oldies have forced their way down my throats. No one asked to hear Viva La Vida again, thank you.)
S
Starling
Dissing me is crazy bro, my knicknames for chapell roan are spot on
S
Starling
RANKING THE TOP 5 THINGS YOU SAID IN YOUR WRITE UP.
1. "Spiderman imposter meme" honestly I should not of cackled up laughing at you saying a meme name
2. "Leapfrog tablet" - stop giving me nostalgia
3. Whoever was shaming chapell could of gave her better knicknames - always feels nice too have a mention!
4. "******" always a blessing too see you drop the rare f bomb. Always makes MY day
5. "Mum drove the car too a diffrent direction" - honestly your biggest plot twist of 2024 maybe your never coming back from holiday... maybe it's part of her plan
S
Starling
Atleast tobey didint rise higher
S
Starling
MY PHONE IS GLITCHING AND THE COMMENTS KEEP POSTING IM NOT TRYNA BE A B*TCH IM SORRYYYY 😭😭 sorry everyone on my phones behalf. and you can't delete comments too
S
Starling
Edit: my computer is glitching so much ignore what I said about espresso being no.1 and the fact that it posted twice..
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Starling
1. Please please please Stop making music sabrina - sabrina ca-nt make good music
From the inside of my heart please delete this song from existence its painstakingly bad
2.. This song gives me the depresso - sabri-nah your songs s*ck
As if this hitting the top again wasant enough it had too already have 5 weeks at the top, this *incredibly* disappointing summer song is more of a bummer song
3. A bar- RILLIANT SONG! (tipsy) - shaboozey
LETS PRAY THIS SONG DOESENT GET KNOCKED DOWN BY THE TERRIBLE SONG AT NO.4...
4. Bad luck,loser hope your songs fall - chapell I got a roan too pick with you
CHAPELL,CHAPELL,CHAPELL ... well we'll we'll.. STOP CLIMBING PLEAAAASE 😭 I BEG
5. Birds and a feather - billie ei-know your songs are cheaply made.
I've heard better from taylor swift. NEEEEXT
6. Houdini - emi-never seen an artist this bad
He just monetized conteversy so sad.. next.
7. Star- stop raising - myles s-mid artist
Ok song. Just doesent need too climb any higher
8. I need some help after listening too this song - post-ing a letter too malones record label too fire him ft morgan wally (he's a wally for ft on this song)
THIS IS SO CORNY AND AMERICAN 😭 PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS SONG
9. Austin - dashaaaaaaa when will this go away from no. 8 9 and 10
This song is taking longer too exit.. sabrina carpenter might actually release a good song by the time this is gone!
10. BAND4BADSONG - Central ceek help with your music career ft lil baby (whatever the h*ll that name is)
This song is peak classic central cee brainrot
danielcordell
There might be a case that it's fake results for Sabrina Carpenter bias in the first place because you look at the places tracks real scores and then you see the amount of tracks that are not even put into the Official 100 by Heritage artist and novelty acts as well as Indian , Dance, Hip-Hop Rock, Indies and Afrobeats that are not counted as well despite them being all the UK counted separates.
And then there's the 0.5 dodgy division they should get rid of at all fixing the result.
There are also no rules currently I feel it should be only a 5 weeks max number 1 now, 10 weeks max Top 10s for past number ones and 16 weeks Robin Hood rules being in the chart total for number ones then it's thrown out the chart for something new if it's not out already.
I want tougher rules for better competition more of the eligible pool being used some sort of anti rubber banding control as well for already Top 10s and re-entrys control like only one entry and one re-entry for the same track per year as well.
I want all the all the stats in the count on the + I want / eliminated a chart should be purely the real results.
Bring in a new Chart Reform I say we want the real results and proper modern rules on Weeks at Number 1, Weeks as a Top 10 after a number one and weeks in the chart full stop as a number one.
More reforms I want every track charting from every separates in the count many english people are listening to Afrobeats and Asian and focusing on Genre, Indie and Vinyl Charts now they need to be included as well as Mike Read's and Dawn Parrys's Heritage and Legacy tracks on their real stats numbers being the official recognised charts in the Heritage Specialist Field.
The Official UK Top 100 needs to stop fixing the results to their favorites by allowing everyone to compete as well as put in some rules to prevent this cronic rubber banding and re-entries and enable more competition and give us who is the real number one get the integrity back all + no /.
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Vinylscot
danielcordell - you state "The Official UK Top 100 needs to stop fixing the results", after listing a huge number of "fixes" which would result in something closer to your own personal approval. I agree something needs done, as the singles and albums chart are both dying, but your suggestions would only distort it even more.
You also state "we want the real results", after making a couple of silly suggestions which would create results even further from the truth. You need to make your mind up. (I do you make some valid points, and I do think something should be done about the commercial streaming companies and their influence on the chart - in particular the tedious industry joke which is "Mr Brightside" - perhaps the weightings need re-assessed.)
It's not OCC's fault if new music isn't breaking through quick enough for the chart, but it wouldn't be fair to artificially rig it, any more than happens currently.
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Starling
1. Please please please Stop making music sabrina - sabrina ca-nt make good music
From the inside of my heart please delete this song from existence its painstakingly bad
2.. This song gives me the depresso - sabri-nah your songs s*ck
As if this hitting the top again wasant enough it had too already have 5 weeks at the top, this *incredibly* disappointing summer song is more of a bummer song
3. A bar- RILLIANT SONG! (tipsy) - shaboozey
LETS PRAY THIS SONG DOESENT GET KNOCKED DOWN BY THE TERRIBLE SONG AT NO.4...
4. Bad luck,loser hope your songs fall - chapell I got a roan too pick with you
CHAPELL,CHAPELL,CHAPELL ... well we'll we'll.. STOP CLIMBING PLEAAAASE 😭 I BEG
5. Birds and a feather - billie ei-know your songs are cheaply made.
I've heard better from taylor swift. NEEEEXT
6. Houdini - emi-never seen an artist this bad
He just monetized conteversy so sad.. next.
7. Star- stop raising - myles s-mid artist
Ok song. Just doesent need too climb any higher
8. I need some help after listening too this song - post-ing a letter too malones record label too fire him ft morgan wally (he's a wally for ft on this song)
THIS IS SO CORNY AND AMERICAN 😭 PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS SONG
9. Austin - dashaaaaaaa when will this go away from no. 8 9 and 10
This song is taking longer too exit.. sabrina carpenter might actually release a good song by the time this is gone!
10. BAND4BADSONG - Central ceek help with your music career ft lil baby (whatever the h*ll that name is)
This song is peak classic central cee brainrot
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Starling
1. Please please please Stop making music sabrina - sabrina ca-nt make good music
From the inside of my heart please delete this song from existence its painstakingly bad
2.. This song gives me the depresso - sabri-nah your songs s*ck
This is the worst. Not even a good summer song
3. A bar- RILLIANT SONG! (tipsy) - shaboozey
LETS PRAY THIS SONG DOESENT GET KNOCKED DOWN BY THE TERRIBLE SONG AT NO.4...
4. Bad luck,loser hope your songs fall - chapell I got a roan too pick with you
CHAPELL,CHAPELL,CHAPELL ... well we'll we'll.. STOP CLIMBING PLEAAAASE 😭 I BEG
5. Birds and a feather - billie ei-know your songs are cheaply made.
I've heard better from taylor swift. NEEEEXT
6. Houdini - emi-never seen an artist this bad
He just monetized conteversy so sad.. next.
7. Star- stop raising - myles s-mid artist
Ok song. Just doesent need too climb any higher
8. I need some help after listening too this song - post-ing a letter too malones record label too fire him ft morgan wally (he's a wally for ft on this song)
THIS IS SO CORNY AND AMERICAN 😭 PLEASE SAVE ME FROM THIS SONG
9. Austin - dashaaaaaaa when will this go away from no. 8 9 and 10
This song is taking longer too exit.. sabrina carpenter might actually release a good song by the time this is gone!
10. BAND4BADSONG - Central ceek help with your music career ft lil baby (whatever the h*ll that name is)
This song is peak classic central cee brainrot
Tipo
Charts are so dead recently i need some action
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Starling
Totally agreed
Tipo
Charts are so dead recently i need some action
Piran
My Top 10 Songs Of The Week:
#1: Kacy Hill - You Know I Love You Still (+1) [New No.1!] 🇺🇸
#2: Taylor Swift – The Black Dog (+2) 🇺🇸
#3: Charli XCX & Lorde – The Girl, So Confusing Version With Lorde (debut) 🇬🇧 (🏴) / 🇳🇿
#4: Porter Robinson – Russian Roulette (+31) 🇺🇸
#5: Taylor Swift – All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (TV) (FTV) (-4) 🇺🇸
#6: Salute ft Piri – Luv Stuck (debut) 🇦🇹 / 🇬🇧 (🏴)
#7: Sody – You Won’t Even Try (re-entry) 🇬🇧 (🏴)
#8: METTE – Bet (debut) 🇺🇸
#9: Chappell Roan – Good Luck, Babe! (+37) 🇺🇸
#10: Taylor Swift – Message In A Bottle (TV) (FTV) (-8) 🇺🇸
Full chart on Crown Note: https://www.crownnote.com/charts/piran/pirans-top-50-229
Full chart on BuzzJack: www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=273203
Piran
‘Good Luck, Babe!’ in the Top 5 is definitely among my highlights of the week. Really glad this is shaping up to be one of the biggest hits of the summer. Speaking of Chappell Roan, it’s awesome seeing ‘Hot To Go!’ advance another seven places up the chart! ❤️
Piran
Amazing week for Dua Lipa! ‘Houdini’ makes a return so it’s back in the Great Tier and taking the top spot, while ‘Illusion’ sees an upgrade. :)
Top 40 Rankings: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/af40b44d30b43f31e26244aa364f888ed347de42b236c17ce7608783224a5005.png
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SabrinaLover
My goat holding 1 and 2 again
Piran
Disappointed that ‘Places To Be’ is crashing down the chart. I was hoping this would end up having a bit more longevity… 😔
Piran
Good to see the annual Glastonbury impact, even if it’s a lot less than last year. I thought Dua’s and Coldplay’s set were fantastic, so I’m glad they both got a chart resurgence today! 😊
The former even had all three of her studio albums in the Top 10 which is fantastic!
Shame SZA made absolutely no impact here though. :/
Piran
Sabrina becomes the first female artist to occupy both #1 and #2 for three consecutive weeks. Never would’ve expected this at the beginning of the year.
Also, ‘Please Please Please’ and ‘Espresso’ were separated by only 49 sales! 😳