FORTNIGHT
TAYLOR SWIFT FT POST MALONE
- LW: New
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 1
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT
TAYLOR SWIFT
- LW: New
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: New
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 6,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 2,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 14
I LIKE THE WAY YOU KISS ME
ARTEMAS
- LW: 3,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 4,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 25
- LW: 5,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 11
WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE)
ARIANA GRANDE
- LW: 8,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 13,
- Peak: 12,
- Weeks: 6
SCARED TO START
MICHAEL MARCAGI
- LW: 11,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 15
- LW: 12,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 30
- LW: 41,
- Peak: 16,
- Weeks: 2
HAPPIER
BLESSED MADONNA/
- LW: 17,
- Peak: 17,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: 31,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 3
ALIBI
ELLA HENDERSON FT RUDIMENTAL
- LW: 14,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 15
- LW: 33,
- Peak: 21,
- Weeks: 3
WHATEVER SHE WANTS
BRYSON TILLER
- LW: 24,
- Peak: 16,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 18,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 33
- LW: 19,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 12
LIKE THAT
FUTURE & METRO BOOMIN/
- LW: 16,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 21,
- Peak: 20,
- Weeks: 21
I DON'T WANNA WAIT
DAVID GUETTA & ONEREPUBLIC
- LW: 25,
- Peak: 25,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 20,
- Peak: 19,
- Weeks: 17
- LW: 26,
- Peak: 23,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 10,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 2
GREEN & GOLD
RUDIMENTAL/
- LW: 30,
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 9
CRY NO MORE
HEADIE ONE/
- LW: New
- Peak: 33,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 23,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 11
THESE WORDS
BADGER & NATASHA BEDINGFIELD
- LW: 35,
- Peak: 35,
- Weeks: 3
LOVERS IN A PAST LIFE
CALVIN HARRIS & RAG'N'BONE MAN
- LW: 28,
- Peak: 13,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 27,
- Peak: 26,
- Weeks: 13
- LW: 38,
- Peak: 38,
- Weeks: 5
PRADA
CASSO/
- LW: 37,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 37
- LW: 32,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: New
- Peak: 41,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 40,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 32
- LW: 51,
- Peak: 8,
- Weeks: 59
WHAT WAS I MADE FOR
BILLIE EILISH
- LW: 39,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 37
VALERIE
MARK RONSON FT AMY WINEHOUSE
- LW: 44,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 52
WE AIN'T HERE FOR LONG
NATHAN DAWE
- LW: 52,
- Peak: 47,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 47,
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 54,
- Peak: 15,
- Weeks: 17
NEVER BE LONELY
JAX JONES/
- LW: 64,
- Peak: 41,
- Weeks: 7
II MOST WANTED
BEYONCE/
- LW: 36,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 4
- LW: 50,
- Peak: 39,
- Weeks: 12
FEIN
TRAVIS SCOTT FT PLAYBOI CARTI
- LW: 59,
- Peak: 13,
- Weeks: 17
EVERGREEN
RICHY MITCH & THE COAL MINERS
- LW: 43,
- Peak: 36,
- Weeks: 30
- LW: 68,
- Peak: 55,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 56,
- Peak: 22,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: 76,
- Peak: 58,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 62,
- Peak: 59,
- Weeks: 4
- LW: 15,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: New
- Peak: 62,
- Weeks: 1
H.Y.B.
J COLE FT BAS & CENTRAL CEE
- LW: 48,
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 3
THANK YOU (NOT SO BAD)
DIMITRI VEGAS & LIKE MIKE
- LW: 60,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 14
I LUV IT
CAMILA CABELLO/
- LW: 78,
- Peak: 61,
- Weeks: 4
TYPE S**T
FUTURE/
- LW: 66,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: New
- Peak: 67,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 22,
- Peak: 15,
- Weeks: 14
- LW: New
- Peak: 69,
- Weeks: 1
ACT II - DATE AT 8
4BATZ FT DRAKE
- LW: 69,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 7
MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR
SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR
- LW: 65,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 33
- LW: 55,
- Peak: 26,
- Weeks: 8
- LW: 74,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 24
WASTED YOUTH
GODDARD & CAT BURNS
- LW: 70,
- Peak: 58,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 80,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 407
- LW: 86,
- Peak: 76,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 79,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 92
BEEN LIKE THIS
MEGHAN TRAINOR & T-PAIN
- LW: 67,
- Peak: 40,
- Weeks: 6
- LW: 75,
- Peak: 7,
- Weeks: 38
PRAISE JAH IN THE MOONLIGHT
YG MARLEY
- LW: 72,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 15
KIKI (WHAT WOULD DRIZZY SAY)
D-BLOCK EUROPE
- LW: 46,
- Peak: 46,
- Weeks: 2
BEFORE YOU LEAVE ME
ALEX WARREN
- LW: 91,
- Peak: 81,
- Weeks: 9
WOULD YOU (GO TO BED WITH ME)
CAMPBELL & ALCEMIST
- LW: 77,
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 32
- LW: 92,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 68
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
ZACH BRYAN FT KACEY MUSGRAVES
- LW: 84,
- Peak: 14,
- Weeks: 35
- LW: 63,
- Peak: 24,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: New
- Peak: 89,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 83,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 41
- LW: New
- Peak: 91,
- Weeks: 1
DNA (LOVING YOU)
BILLY GILLIES FT HANNAH BOLEYN
- LW: 90,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 36
WE STILL DON'T TRUST YOU
FUTURE & METRO BOOMIN
- LW: 49,
- Peak: 49,
- Weeks: 2
CARNIVAL
KANYE WEST/
- LW: 85,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 11
- LW: 82,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 15
RED WINE SUPERNOVA
CHAPPELL ROAN
- LW: New
- Peak: 96,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 98,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 62
- LW: 88,
- Peak: 78,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 93,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 112
- LW: New
- Peak: 100,
- Weeks: 1
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Eigenwijze 30
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Eigenwijze 30 week 17 2024
1. 2 6 Gåte - Ulveham
2. 1 9 Beth Gibbons - Floating on a moment
3. 3 8 Billy Joel - Turn the lights back on
4. 4 7 Tom MacDonald - The machine
5. 5 6 Alcest - L'Envol
6. 15 4 Chase & Status, Hedex, ArrDee - Liquor & Cigarettes
7. 9 5 Caroline Polachek, Weyes Blood - Butterfly net
8. 17 3 Katherine Priddy - First house on the left
9. 7 5 Zerb, Sofiya Nzau - Mwaki
10. 6 6 Bicep - Chroma 001 helium
11. 29 2 Anıl Şallıel, Sevda Alekperzadeh - January 13 for Soyberk
12. 16 4 Dua Lipa - Training season
13. 13 2 Cristina Branco - Senhora do Mar Redondo
14. 8 6 Ummet Ozcan + Otyken - Altay
15. 11 6 Squarepusher - Wendorlan
16. _ 1 Kamasi Washington - Prologue
17. 20 3 Vampire weekend - Capricorn / Gen-X cops
18. 19 5 Nai Barghouti - Lazim ahkeelak
19. 21 11 Waxahatchee + MJ Lenderman - Right back to it
20. 28 4 Sela - Wanneer wordt het waar
21. 22 3 Kiran Ahluwalia - Tera jugg
22. _ 1 Pearl jam - Dark matter
23. 18 7 Refreshers - Crumbling down (+ remix) (FR030)
24. 27 2 Sigur Rós - Ylur
25. 23 4 ScHoolboy Q - Yeern 101
26. _ 1 Hiatus Kaiyote - Everything's beautiful
27. _ 1 Shakti, John McLaughlin, Zakir Hussain - Shrini’s dream
28. 10 5 Little Simz - Mood swings
29. 12 8 Batsükh Dorj + Johanni Curtet - Jin söörtügjüler
30. 30 3 Tayanna - Rode miy (Роде мій)
Verwondering: Benson Bone - Beautiful things
https://eigenwijze30.nl
G
Giovanni
my top 20 (28.4.2024.)
1. (2) ALESSO – zig zag
2. (29) KINGS OF LEON – split screen
3. NEW – JAMIE X.X & HONEY DIJON – baddy on the floor
4. (3) HOZIER – too sweet
5. (7) ALFIE TEMPLEMAN – radiosoul
6.(1) UNDERWORLD ft KETTAMA – fen violet (2weeks at No.1)
7. (6) MAXIMO PARK – favourite song
8. (5) FLIGHT FACILITIES ft OWL EYES – trouble
9. (9) ARTEMAS – I like the way you kiss me
10. (16) CHARLOTTE DE WITTE – roar
11. (15) OLIVIA RODRIGO – obsessed
12. (11) L'IMPERATRICE – me da igual
13. (35) KASABIAN – coming back to me good
14. (19) DAPHNE GUINNESS – volcano (Hercules & The Love Affair remix)
15. (23) ENZO IS BURNING – loco
16. (4) DIPLO & SHARAM ft PONY – anthem (2weeks at No.1)
17. (22) JOHN SUMMIT – eat the bass
18. (34) JORDAN RAKEI – friend or foe
19. (8) GUSGUS ft EARTH & HÖGNI – breaking down
20. (24) PNAU – nostalgia
.................new songs at chart (top 45)..............
34. NEW – TOM NOVY – turn it around
36. NEW – KASPER BJØRKE ft TOBY ERNEST – tears we haven't cried
37. NEW – BULLION ft CHARLOTTE ADIGERY – world_train
38. NEW – THE ZUTONS – the big decider
itsnoodleszn_
pedro at number 67 - please make this a hit.
you would’ve thought i’d hate this song, but no. it’s a good use of a sample (right, david guetta?), it’s got bombast, it’s got energy, and it’s one of the few viral dance songs i can get behind. i make speed-house music from time to time and released a few bangers, and this is a track id i’ll be putting in my sets. please say this is on the rise
also that raccoon 🔥
Sunshine Gal
the 2nd album i'd like to recommend is 8701 by usher in 2001 *came out right around the same time as aaliyah's fantastic album*. if there's 1 artist i saw dominate the hot 100 top10 in the 2000s it's usher. he had top 10 smashes over and over and over and over again LOL! i mean, singles that never left the top 10. his 'confessions' album from 2004 is his biggest success here in america, but my very fave by him was always the previous album 8701.
so going on my 2000s binge, i hadn't heard many of these songs in 20+ yrs. & this album here *just like the aaliyah* STILL sounds just as good today like it did newly released.
here's the album: https://www.youtube.c*m/watch?v=q63nJSfqXWE&list=PLH_QLWlQVieXDVyBfQeeMig-9ssFgWo69
here's some of my very fave tracks as well as his u.s. smashes: 'twork it out' *why this wasn't a single over here is STILL beyond me!*, u don't have to call, u remind me *#1 hit over here*, u got it bad *#1 hit also*, U R the one, u-turn, can u help me *he sounds GREAT on this one!! great r & b ballad*, how do i say, hottest thing, if i want to.
during this time, usher was doing great in sales & on the charts. BUT when his confessions album comes out 3 yrs in 2004 later he becomes 1 of the biggest artists in the states. that was a fun time! but the 8701 album still remains my fave usher album...enjoy everyone!
*the time & money spent on great writers, producers as well as the artists still shine on so many past albums, esp. in the 2000s decade. being a billboard hot 100 fan during this decade was nothing but being on the best carnival ride & never getting off! week after week, month after month, year after year all throughout the 2000s. i have TONS of great top 10 memories of just this decade alone. & another reason why, here in america, we had so many huge sellers & top 10 & even #1 smashes for albums alone...the albums were sooooo good from start to finish. i have some more albums from the 2000s i'll recommend to everyone later on ;)*
itsnoodleszn_
aaliyah and usher?! the taste!! i’ve been listening to a lot of rnb myself and can send you some recommendations but these two are amazing
also you can post links uncensored here now, they just won’t have an embed ^^
Sunshine Gal
hey what's up mates! growing up in the states since the late 70s,i was very blessed with awesome music my whole life. & 1 decade that stands out right now to me are the 2000s. in the u.s., that decade was a blast for music! we had TONS of great talent and hit after hit on the radio & on trl/mtv. lately i've been literally dying for some good music, so going back to that particular decade for some great throwbacks.
so i have 2 albums from that decade i wanna recommend to everyone. the 1st album is 'aaliyah' by aaliyah. she was working on this album around the time of her passing in aug of 2001. i can't say i was a huge fan of hers back then, but her death hit me hard. i was 4 yrs older than her & she had a new album, new movie, new soundtrack coming out & already released and then she died! hard to believe it's been 23 yrs. this aug.
here's the album, a mix of pop, r & b, dance and even some rock songs on there. https://www.youtube.c*m/watch?v=vcouzSDeVfU&list=PL3r1ldjYHlYMQd9nbsozBdnouDiMRl0Cj
here's some of my fave tracks: what if *great rock track! @ the time i was very surprised she did a rock song*, try again *came out on the romeo must die soundtrack while she was still alive*, i can be *fun upbeat jam, like destiny's child*, u got nerve, rock the boat, more than a woman, it's whatever *she sounds GREAT on this one!*, read between the lines, we need a resolution, those were the days.
before her untimely passing, aaliyah had 3 albums out in her career & i enjoyed seeing her in the hot 100 top 10. i still remember 'try again' @ #1. @ that time, i remember her going to #1 being a big deal. nothing tech. unique about her going to #1, that's why i was like 'why is everyone so happy that aaliyah went to #1'? she already had some previous top 10 hits. but a GREAT album to listen from start to finish & aaliyah was a very talented singer & no doubt would've given beyonce & rihanna a run for the money on the charts! enjoy everyone!
macie
chart re-ranking
Great
1) H*ll N Back
2) Espresso
3) Green & Gold
4) Prada
5) Happier
6) Back On 74
7) TEXAS HOLD ‘EM
8) we can’t be friends (wait for your love)
9) Illusion
10) obsessed
11) Austin ⬆️
12) Too Sweet ⬆️
13) These Words ⬆️
14) Forget About Us
Good
15) Saturn
16) Good Luck, Babe!
17) Tell Ur Girlfriend
18) Alibi
19) Unwritten
20) Jump
21) Lose Control
22) End Of Beginning
23) Scared To Start
24) A Bar Song (Tipsy)
25) Fortnight
26) Beautiful Things
27) Birds In The Sky
Decent:
28) i like the way you kiss me
29) Stick Season
30) Like That
Meh
31) Whatever She Wants
32) Slow It Down
33) Down Bad
34) The Tortured Poets Department
Bad
35) Lovers In A Past Life
36) Push Ups
37) Belong Together ⬇️
Awful
38) I Don’t Wanna Wait
39) Home
Haven’t Heard
40) Cry No More
Piran
Good to see 'Austin' and 'Too Sweet' getting upgrades!
Y
YoCheese
My Ranking - Top 40
Awesome -
Happier - Clementine Douglas, The Blessed Madonna
Whatever She Wants - Bryson Tiller
Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter
Great -
Back on 74 - Jungle
Obsessed - Olivia Rodrigo
Prada - RAYE, Casso, D-Block Europe
Green & Gold - Rudimental, Charlotte Plank, Skepsis, Riko
Birds in the Sky - New Era
Good -
Loose Control - Teddy Swims
Texas Hold 'Em - Beyonce
Lovers in a Past Life - Calvin Harris, Rag 'n' Bone Man
We Can't Be Friends (Wait for your love) - Ariana Grande
Alibi - Rudimental, Ella Henderson
Illusion - Dua Lipa
Tell Ur Girlfriend - Lay Bankz
Austin - Dasha
Too Sweet - Hozier
Push Ups - Drake
Not Too Bad -
I like The way you kiss me - Artemas
Forget About us - Perrie
Saturn - SZA
Cry No More - Headie One, Stormzy, Tay Keith
I Don't Wanna Wait - One Republic, David Guetta
HeII N Back - Bakar
Like That - Future, Metro Boomin, Kendrick Lammar
Bad -
End of Beginning - Djo
Home - Good Neighbors
Unwritten - Natasha Bedingfield
Scared to Start - Michael Marcagi
Really Bad -
Stick Season - Noah Kahan
Slow it down - Benson Boone
Beautiful Things - Benson Boone
I Haven't heard the rest yet.
Y
YoCheese
My Top 10 -
My Top 25 on Crownnote -
https://www.crownnote.com/charts/yocheese/26042024
electrix
On behalf of all Chilean people, I apologise for #58 being here. Truly crazy to me how that's what we're going to be known for all around the globe
Tipo
I cannot for the life of me tell Is it over now and The tortured poets department apart they sound exactly the same!
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
YES 1989 VAULT TRACKS AND TTPD ARE THE SAME
ever notice 1989 vault is so basic compared to the og album? it's jack antonoff's basic and repetitive production which has been around for a while now and it's starting to get boring
A
Alfie
Now to rank the 37+3 hits in my own special way:
SO GREAT IT'S ACTUALLY RIDICULOUS TIER:
Olivia Rodrigo - obsessed [40] (No, she isn't obsessed with her eggs, Jack from Warrington. Get it right.)
Jungle - Back On 74 [28]
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten [23]
Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM [9]
SMRT. I MEAN SMAR-T TIER:
Bakar - Xell N Back [26]
Chappell Roan - Good Luck, Babe [21] (The lyric video screams "GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION".)
Shaboozey - A Bar Song (Tipsy) [16] (Better than it has any right to be.)
Lay Bankz - Tell Ur Girlfriend [18]
THIS IS QUITE GOOD FOR SOME REASON TIER
SZA - Saturn [29] (Honestly forgot this was still in the chart. Roll on Glastonbury!)
The Blessed Madonna/Clementine Douglas - Happier [17]
Tyla/Gunna/Skillibeng - Jump [38]
Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso [5]
Future/Metro Boomin/Kendrick Lamar - Like That [25]
Taylor Swift ft. Post Malone - Fortnight [1]
I KIND OF ACCEPT HEARING THIS ON THE RADIO TIER:
Ariana Grande - we can't be friends (wait for your love) [11]
Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department [2]
Dua Lipa - Illusion [19] (On the cover of TIME magazine as one of the world 100 MOst Influential People, along with Kylie Minogue and 21 Savage. Apparently.)
Taylor Swift - Down Bad [4]
Noah Kahan - Stick Season [15]
ERRRRMMMMM...... MID TIER:
Hozier - Too Sweet [3]
Djo - End Of Beginning [34]
Artemas - i like the way you kiss me [7]
Headie One/Stormzy/Tay Keith - Cry No More [33]
Dasha - Austin [10]
Calvin Harris & Rag'n'Bone Man - Lovers In A Past Life [36]
Drake - Push Ups [14] (Don't really care about this rapper beef, to be honest. That may explain why J. Cole's droans did better than you thought they would on my rankings. It's all 'bout da muzik 4 me.)
Mark Ambor - Belong Together [12]
THIS DOESN'T DO IT FOR ME AT ALL TIER:
Rudimental/Skepsis/This Joke Is Very Old - Green & Gold [32]
cassö/RAYE/D-Block Europe - Prada [39]
Ella Henderson ft. Rudimental - Alibi [20]
Benson Boone - Slow It Down [30]
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME TIER:
Perrie - Forget About Us [31] (Told you so. 😏)
NewEra - Birds In The Sky [24]
Michael Marcagi - Scared To Start [13]
Badger - These Words [35] (I heard a snippet on Radio 1's Dance Anthems, and I don't think I can sleep for the rest of the week it's that horrendous.)
Bryson Tiller - Whatever She Wants [22]
THE RADIO STATIONS NEED TO STOP PLAYING THESE TIER:
David Guetta & OneRepublic - I Don't Wanna Wait [27]
Benson Boone - Beautiful Things [6]
Good Neighbours - Home [37]
Teddy Swims - Lose Control [8]
A
Alfie
Chart Review 26/04/24
Taylor Swift.
I could stop it there but let's keep it going.
Guten tag to all who read this, and if you were wondering what that noise was outside your house a week ago, you may have realised it was National Record Store Day last week, an annual event where anyone who's anyone in the music industry plugs their old CDs and vinyls in an attempt to fool us all. Sometimes, of course, there's loads of new albums waiting to capitalise on this new found interest in music. Last year saw Enter Shikari pull the pants down The 1975 and Everything But The Girl as they romped to the top of the albums in classy style. Taylor Swift was involved that year. And in 2022. And now she's gone and done it again.
Yes guys, the new album from TayTay, The Tortured Poets Department, hit the shelves last week, and it may as well have been released on a Thursday given how dominant it was compared to poor old Pearl Jam and UB40. By Monday it had nearly 200,000 takers, so no matter what you think of the world's most omnipresent popstar, you can't deny she gets the job done. The 270K it sold is the highest tally for any album since all that Ed Sheeran garbage in 2017, which says a lot given I thought physical sales were dead in the water at this point. That's 12 chart-topping albums for the lass now, and it's definitely not impossible that she can set the record for most No.1 albums in the UK by the end of the decade (The Beatles lead the way with 16, if you're wondering). It also helps that the same day this album dropped, she just CASUALLY swung another 15 songs our way as part of the deluxe edition, in a move that puts everyone else to shame. Given she's virtually the 21st century Bob Dylan in the lyrical musical department (see what I did there?), critically judging this album will get me crucified by anyone I find out loves songs like Guilty As Sin?, I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can), loml, Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus, and my personal fave title, Florida!!!, with Florence Welch reduced to mumbling away in the background like a lost spirit.
It's also kind of hard to judge an album with a couple dozen ballads on it, but when listening to clips of the tunes, I can confirm that none of them are as good as Shake It Off, Love Story or Cruel Summer. That's just how it is. Anyways, the singles chart has naturally bended over and supplied her with the most one-sided victory you'll see until Christmas.
First up on the running order is Fortnight, a duet with Post Malone that is clearly the highlight here, and lands her a 4th chart-topper on these shores, even though you can barely here old Post on this song. Seriously, he shouldn't have bothered. What's the point? Ah well. Grabbing 3rd place is the title track of the album, mainly serving as the latest put-down to one of her zillion ex-boyfriends, Matt Healy of The 1975 getting the chop this time out. And also failing to beat Hozier's Too Sweet is Down Bad, another classic case of "too many ballads, spoil the broth". Or however that quote goes. There may be more debuts as these songs tip into oblivion, but right now, it's Swifty's world and we're all just living in it. And I don't think next week is any easier on the eye in all honesty.
Three other new entries in the chart this week, and all from black artists with points to prove. Kind of. First up at No.14 is Drake's latest 'song', duly becoming his 93rd (NINETY-THIRD) Top 40 appearance. He felt like suddenly dropping this midweek as he got involved in the ever-growing downward spiral of backlash that is the J. Cole-Kendrick-Insert Other Rapper Here diss saga. Not his best song by a long shot, but also far, FAR from his worst. Apparently he's tried to replicate a segment of 2Pac's voice using AI, and it's all gone horribly wrong for everyone involved. Having listened to Push Ups, I can officially confirm that I have no idea what he's on about. Maybe it's just me, I s'pose.
Two places below him is a climb of twenty-five for Collins Obinna Chibueze, or Shaboozey to the average guy, who clearly saw how famous Lil Nas X got by mixing country with pop and causing a backlash with it and thought, "Yeah I'll try that". His third album arrives at the end of the month, and it's hailed by this tune going absolutely BONKERS on the social sites, as A Bar Song (Tipsy) pulls a blinder after narrowly missing out at 41 last week. It's also far better than the country genre has any right to be nowadays, which is quite a sight until you realise that Beyoncé exists. Shaboozey can actually be found on Cowboy Carter on a couple of songs, so he is clearly hot product right now. Expect loads of success from this guy in the future. Or you know, he'll probably end up like all the other 1-hit wonders. It's hard to tell anymore.
Elsewhere, and the three new hits from last week's ladies have taken some interesting moves. Sabrina Carpenter is now officially an actual successful lady in the business, Espresso climbing a place and proving everybody wrong. Including me. Illusion by Dua Lipa drops ten places, a disappointing sight until you actually listen to the song, and then it becomes all to obvious that it's just sorta mid. Oh, and Perrie from Little Mix has fallen to 31. Surprised? You better not be. Anyways, the other new hit is Headie One's first appearance since his collab album with K-Trap in October, as Cry No More starts it's journey at 33. It's a bit of a flop though, given Martin's Sofa was Top 10 barely a year ago, and the fact that Stormzy guests on this song is extra evidence that he could've done better overall. Hey man, at least you're not a member of a group who duetted with Big Mike in 2017.
You can figure out the reference to that joke, right?
The likes of Blur, David Bowie, Black Sabbath and Orbital can all be found on this wacky album chart, as last week's winners James plummet to 74. Which is just your average drop nowadays. Back to the singles, and Pozer follows up Kitchen Stove with Malicious Intentions, and his debut at 41 indicates he clearly has some support, meanwhile Training Season and Whatever have been injected with ACR-itis as they evaporate from the best-sellers faster than my dignity. And that says a lot, given I don't have any. Irish band Fontaines D.C. finally experience Top 100 success with Starbuster entering at 62, Latin fever strikes again with Pedro going in at 67 by three people I don't give one about, AJ Tracey stiffs at 69th position, while Yeat, Teddy Swims, Chappell Roan and Zerb all break through into the charts with songs of various quality. I'm not sure if any of them are Top 40 worthy, but you never know in this day and age. For all we know, 's PartyRock Anthem could be here next time out.
Speaking of which, next week is a lil' dead. Young T & Bugsey make their grand return to no one's approval, Cat Burns still can't win anyone over that hasn't heard Go, Mabel exits her hiatus and she's still pretty boring, Aitch is back, AGAIN, and the world holds it's breath to see if Mercury Prize winners Ezra Collective can do anything next week with new single Ajala. Just to prove if jazz can actually stand a chance outside of magazine no one reads. And the albums will see a battle between Justice, St. Vincent, Jess Glynne, The Zutons and the Pet Shop Boys as they try and dislodge Taylor Swift from her eternal throne. And yes, none of them will do anyting in the charts. It's just written in the stars, alright?
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. BYE.
(P.S. Summer by Calvin Harris is 10 years old today. Feel old yet? He hasn't sung a single word since releasing that song, and I'm in utter fits that he still hasn't put out another song like Ready For The Weekend or Acceptable In The 80s. The things I would do for one of those again.)
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
i was that taylor fan if you guys are wondering lol
great:
fortnight (ft. post malone)
florida!!! (ft. florence & the machine)
unwritten
what was i made for?
saturn
like that
beautiful things
down bad
good:
these words
we can't be friends
i like the way you kiss me
happier
good luck babe
decent:
forget about us
cry no more
jump
the tortured poets department (it would be an amazing song if it wasn't for the charlie puth, patti smith & dylan thomas lines)
home
start
green and gold
illusion
mid:
belong together
n back
texas hold 'em
whatever she wants
i don't wanna wait
austin
bad:
obsessed
back on 74
stick season
slow it down
tell ur gf
a bar song
awful:
prada
end of beginning
lovers in a past life
alibi
lose control
birds in the sky
worst song ever made dethroning 3 lions:
carnival (kanye does have many bangers but THIS was a calamitous disaster: THANK ACR for this)
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
hello
Taylor.Lover.13
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
what are your thoughts on TTPD?
Taylor.Lover.13
It's the only thing iv'e listed to for a whole week lol
Taylor.Lover.13
MY TOP 10 THIS WEEK!
1. MY BOY ONLY BREAKS HIS FAVOURITE TOYS - Taylor swift (=) (2 weeks at No. 1)
2. ILLUSION - Dua lipa (+3)
3. ESPRESSO - Sabrina carpenter (+19)
4. MY OH MY - Ava max (+36!)
5. TRAINING SEASON - Dua lipa (-2)
6. FORTNIGHT - taylor swift (-4)
7. FORGET ABOUT US - perrie (+12)
8. I CAN DO IT WITH A BROKEN HEART - taylor swift (-4)
9. TOO SWEET - hoizer (-1)
10. WE CANT BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE) - ariana grande (+2)
Piran
I'm really liking a lot of these gains, particularly 'Espresso' and 'Forget About Us'!
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
taylor swift - the tortured poets department
fortnight (10)
ttpd (6)
mbobhft (9)
down bad (9)
so long, london (8)
but daddy i love him (9)
fresh out the slammer (9)
florida!!! (10)
guilty as sin? (7)
who's afraid of little old me? (10)
i can fix him (no really i can) (3)
loml (8)
icdiwabh (10)
the smallest man who ever lived (10)
the alchemy (10)
clara bow (7)
ttpd: the anthology
the black dog (10)
imgonnagetyouback (10)
the albatross (9)
chloe or sam or sophia or marcus (2)
how did it end? (9)
so high school (10)
(the GTA bros line is the best thing ever)
i hate it here (8)
thanK you aIMee (5)
i look in people's windows (0)
the prophecy (10)
cassandra (7)
peter (7)
the bolter (9)
robin (5)
the manuscript (10)
best song: fortnight, florida!!!
worst song: i look in people's windows
album rankings:
s/t (2)
fearless (3)
speak now (10)
red (5)
1989 (8)
rep (9)
lover (6)
folklore (10)
evermore (9)
midnights (9)
ttpd (5)
Sunshine Gal
hey what's up mate! well i'm back to work, in a smaller unit *temporary* until my dr. releases me back to my reg. work routine. i see him next thurs. in the meantime, going to physical therapy and good news, no more back pain! my left wrist still throbs all the time, but not as much as before.
and looks like the blackhawks may get the #1 draft pick again this year, it'll be on may 7th. us blackhawks fans are beyond excited for it. lately i've been re-listening to albums from the 2000s...i'm dying for some good music. that decade in the states we were beyond spoiled!! so much talent to choose from. gonna recommend 2 albums from that decade that are really to everyone on here...ok mate, sorry i'm not on here too much...miss all the hot 100 chats LOL! the disqus thing ain't connected to over here.
Piran
Hey Sunshine Gal! :)
Yeah, OCC stopped using Disqus as their commenting platform last summer. Headline Planet is absolutely dead now, so I just comment on the Hot 100 through YouTube.
C
crayon
Candypop! :) This looks like the top ten list from one of the 11 year olds in my class....fair enough, good enough songs.
I'd like the Perrie song more if it wasn't written by Ed Sheeran.
Piran
I’m thinking something a bit different today, since she got a big takeover in my actual chart… here are my Top 10 songs of the week not from Taylor. Enjoy!
#1: Tyla – Priorities (+1) [New No.1!] 🇿🇦
#2: Perrie - Forget About Us (-1) 🇬🇧 (🏴)
#3: Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso (=) 🇺🇸
#4: Silia Kapsis - Liar (+2) 🇦🇺
#5: Girl In Red - I'm Back (+18) 🇳🇴
#6: Porter Robinson - Cheerleader (+12) 🇺🇸
#7: Olivia Rodrigo - Scared Of My Guitar (-2) 🇺🇸
#8: Dylan Conrique - Last One To Love Me (-4) 🇺🇸
#9: Dasha - Austin (-1) 🇺🇸
#10: ILLIT - Magnetic (-3) 🇰🇷
Full chart on Crown Note: https://www.crownnote.com/charts/piran/pirans-top-50-219
Full chart on BuzzJack: www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=270912
C
crayon
With you on Tyla.
Girl in red...im in two minds about....
Like I said Perrie nice enough but little bland singer, but getting old Ed Sheeran to write her stuff bit silly as she could no doubt do better on her own. Unless she just wanted a hit of course ;)
Piran
Glad you're liking Tyla at #1. Interested to see how the rest of Perrie's singles go, but the big second week drop for 'Forget About Us' is a bit worrying!
Piran
I’m not too disappointed about ‘What Was I Made For?’ leaving the Top 40 because it had an incredibly successful run. Shame that ‘Obsessed’ looks it’ll be leaving next week... 😔
Thankfully, we got a debut and an upgrade in the top tier, including a surprise new leader!
Top 40 Rankings: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/38591ca1c8a893bffd992941d028c1dd9a550562d590ae9668118d585426869a.png
Piran
I heard ‘A Bar Song (Tipsy)’ for the first time a little earlier in the week… and I’m honestly impressed.
It’s a really fun and charismatic country song. Glad to see it becoming a hit!
itsnoodleszn_
it’s a taylor takeover as my personal charts get so chaotic they’re a top 30 for just this week 👀
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top 10 albums:
Piran
'The Albatross' being our favourite Anthology track is awesome to see. :)
Taylor.Lover.13
shame to see training season and forget about us falling :(
Piran
'Training Season' could be reset with the album release in a couple of weeks.
Taylor.Lover.13
Hopefully :3
Piran
Awesome to see ‘Good Luck, Babe!’ taking another big leap up the chart and 'Red Wine Supernova' finally breaking through! ❤️
Very pleased that Chappell is finally getting the recognition she deserves. :)
Piran
I’m impressed by how well ‘Espresso’ is performing! Not only is it now Sabrina’s first Top 5 hit, but it would be #2 without Taylor.
Hopefully it can challenge for the summit next week with its current streaming momentum and the fact it’s leading on Spotify! 😊
itsnoodleszn_
it’s leading?! what a treat
Piran
Yeah, for a third consecutive day. :)
Piran
Taylor’s album was a pleasant listen for me, but I definitely think the wrong tracks charted from it today.
Sure, it’s good to see ‘Fortnight’ at #1, but the title track was just about passable (I was not a fan of that Charlie Puth line or the "tattooed golden retriever" one either) and I didn’t care for ‘Down Bad’ much at all. I personally would’ve swapped the last two with ‘Clara Bow’ and ‘The Albatross’.
itsnoodleszn_
yeah i like fortnight but i would’ve replaced the other two with so long london and fresh out the slammer. to think the former nearly charted 😭
clara bow and the albatross are also amazing ofc but we can’t get all four with *that* rule in place
Piran
I think all 31 tracks would've charted without it! 😳
itsnoodleszn_
my music takeaway for the night (back for seconds): 🥡
have a nice weekend everyone! <3
Piran
Porter Robinson going emo was not one of my predictions for 2024, but hey, I like both singles I've heard from him so far. He announced a tour today too!
electrix
The way the new Porter Robinson song might be my soty so far... we're being fed fr
itsnoodleszn_
i prefer cheerleader by a lot but knock yourself out is still very good! 2024 is absolutely stacked of great music so far. we are indeed being fed and coming back for seconds at this rate
electrix
Fair enough lol, KNY reminds me a lot of Nurture so ig that's why I prefer it, and yea can't wait for Smile to arrive atp
itsnoodleszn_
my music takeaway for the night (taylor’s version): 🥡