Official Singles Chart Update on 12/2/2024

For you Noah Kahan haters (as if I've not preached this enough) it will go on acr next week, taking Sophie Ellis Bexter with him. There will be some new blood at the top, Teddy v Benson. 

(Plus, who tf is still streaming flowers? I get the Grammys and what not but what has it gone off acr???)

Bro if Incredible Sauce & Grey enter the top 40, the charts will be better (for me, atleast). Throughout the week we're getting new Kanye & Ty so that's something to look forward to

Something Something Super Bowl. Now for the round-up.

• Noah will never leave us alone, will he?
• Jack Harlow has FINALLY been stabbed in the chest by ACR.
• The highest new entry is the most boring one. I'm sorry, but Noah Kahan had no reason to make more music right now.
• No one asked for Wes Nelson to come back into the charts. This one ain't a patch on See Nobody, that's for sure.
• Someone at the OCC has a real fixation on Miley Cyrus and the Grammies.
• Will this be the day that Radio 1 fave Madison Beer breaks through? You're guess is as good as mine.
• Sia's a fraud.
• The world's number one antisemitic is back, and terrorising Spotify. Shame Kanye released Vultures 1 on Saturday and not Friday.
• Remember K-Trap? Warm? Me neither.
• Identify yourselves if you're streaming that NewEra tune, because I want you assassinated.
• I completely forgot about Giggs's Incredible Sauce for a minute there.
• Megan Thee Stallion is back to having no luck again, folks. You're making Liam Gallagher look good here with these drops.
• Muni Long is somewhat generic. Fight me.
• I'm pretty sure Shy Smith is completely unrecognisable amongst the TikTok rapper crowd.
• This isn't a good week for Sabrina Carpenter either.

Oh, and Beyoncé has gone country. G'day.

Good seeing ‘Perfect (Exceeder)’ move back up a few places. It’s grown on me even more over the last few days! 

i know the kylie fans will come for my throat, but please let dance alone tank. i couldn’t care less about it anyway if it was just kylie but sia is the absolute bottom of the barrel in terms of pop. PLEASE let sia tank. you have to be a certain kind of species to tolerate her

is a bit ironic seeing jack harlow go on acr when prada and cruel summer have been here forever (and greedy too but that never should’ve been a hit, tate’s awful!). and i feel guilty for liking quite a bit of vultures - burn and sumn were my favourite tracks. 

and i’m rooting for declan to get the number 1 album too! i don’t deny noah’s talent but ive loved declan since lockdown