Madonna celebrates landmark 64th UK Top 10 single, and first in 15 years

This isn't a Madonna fan site, Julia. Everybody has the right to be here and nobody is an "intruder" as you call it. And FYI....nobody started dissing Madonna until her "no.1 psychotic fan" once again showed up, with his multiple accounts, and started mouthing off about other singers who have been faring better than Madonna in the UK (which he's been doing for years because he has no life). As far as I'm concerned, it became open season by from that moment onwards. Target acquired. Target destroyed.

False accusations of me with "Multiple Accounts", "No1 psychotic fan", "Target destroyed"? lmao. This scabby lipped, mangy old Goblin really does live in cloud cuckooland, doesn't he. How demented do you have to be to sit there for three days projecting / trolling while your "Target" (lol) has (mostly) been offline,  socialising, and working to really give a **** what some loose bottomed welly on a website says, and that's exactly what you are, LightSource - a (soon to be) 50 year old, loose bottomed welly no one gives a fk about, except for the ancient gay customers you have to service in order to pay the rent for the grubby little hovel you're living in.

This may have escaped your miniscule, warped mind, but this isn't an anti Madonna website, or Kylie fansite either. How typical of you to assume my "long live the Queen of Pop" comment was a direct attack on Kylie, when the writer of the article even said so himself.

That is when you started bombing this thread with vitriol, so I decided to let you vent and only came back to wind you up when I had some spare time.

Anyone with a fully functioning brain cell could work out I was giving you enough rope to hang yourself with, so others could watch the mess and insanity unravel for themselves, and what a perfect job you've done at proving what a first class deranged moron you are. Bravo! *slow clap*.

I wonder what the jury said after reading each and every one of your insane posts? It certainly won't have been complimentary, I can guarantee you that much.

Oh please. You've got so many accounts I bet even you have lost track. And going to see your doctor to up your medication is not "socialising".  You've only been offline for two days while you tried to compose yourself after Kylie won a Grammy Award for Padam Padam last weekend. I bet you were practically suicidal, weren't you. Have to say, it brought a smile to my face despite not even being a Kylie fan.

YOU started all of this on the Singles Chart thread last Friday by slamming Kylie fans just because Grandonna has had her first Top Ten hit in 15 years (though I'll remind you once again, it's The Weeknd's record and Granny is just a passenger). Your words, incase you've forgotten due to the amount of meds you're on...

"I'm so happy Madonna (aka The Queen of Pop) scores her 64th UK top 10 hit (which already seems to be infuriating Kylie fans). lol"

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Nobody had even mentioned Kylie up until that point. But you being you - just couldn't leave it alone. As if "Popular" went Top Ten due to Grandonna. AS IF. I'll remind you yet again, Granny is a spent force chart-wise. Over. Done with. Nobody buys Granny's records anymore, except for sad, bitter old queens who live in a fantasy world. Namely you.

I think it's fair enough to say you've been handed your sagging rear end. Maybe Grandonna's plastic surgeon can help you reconstruct it. I hear he only charges £5 per operation, hence the state of Grandonna's face these days. By my calculations, you'll only have to turn ten tricks in the gents toilets at your local park in order to afford it. Unless the council gives you a grant of course. I daresay they already pay for your clothes.

I dont think Kylie fans are in any position to drag Madonna for her chart statistics! Lol 1 number 8 single in the UK and her deluded but tiny fan base goes into overdrive! As for the Grammy 😂 Just 5 more and she'll level with Madonna. As for Popular not being Madonna's single, you're kinda wrong. Kylie had duetted with a slew of z and a listers of late to bag a hit and failed miserably, Ollie Alexander, Jake Sheers, Dua lipa to name a few! And shes at it again this week with Sia. Popular has also hung around the global charts far longer than any Kylie single the past 2 decades. Same with her album Finally Enough Love, 51 weeks on chart, thats longer than all Kylies albums combined from 2004 onwards. Golden? Disco? Tension? They fell off chart within a month. Madonna is also touring the globe in her 6th decade playing to arenas and stadiums not playing to 2000 seat boudiores in Vegas. But you know what they say, what goes to Vegas dies in Vegas 😂

Yet another account, Gery/Light/Cloudbuster/Ethel....?

590'000 cipies

Wow.  More than Padam then, and without the even a single physical copy, unlike the amount of future landfill it took to get the BARREN SPINSTER OF POP in the chart.

Don't you mean the enduring power of The Weeknd.

Gotta laugh at the Liverpudlian / unflushable t**d and his feeble efforts in trying to discredit Madonna, even after her monthly Spotify followers increased a LOT within the past few years, and still increasing, despite the lack of studio albums since 2019.

Meanwhile, It's hilarious how Kylie MinOLD's Spotify listeners (gained from Padam) soon unfollowed her after hearing the rest of her tacky back catalogue. I can't say I'm surprised given she only caters to trashing loud mouth old bags with zero class, especially ones that have nothing better to do than watch midday re-runs of ancient Corrie eps to cure their boredom.

"Madonna is irrelevant" according to old gunts, yet I wonder what this says about little miss never-was...

Madonna's monthly listeners - 47,333,098
Kylie's monthly listeners - 11,777,934

The difference is people BUY Kylie's records, hence why she keeps having no. 1 albums. Nobody buys Grandonna anymore. Except you, but as we've already discussed, you have "problems".

that's exactly my sentiment.  no need for fandoms to fight each other.  

Grandonna is 65. Which is probably why it was taking her three hours to appear on stage at her recent concerts, and then miming to backing tracks. Hardly surprising her own fans are suing her.

I was far too busy thinking about her 64th UK Top 10 single, luv, but yes, she is 65, which is an even better accomplishment. What does her being late for her shows have to do with this topic? It's so obvious this news has ANGERED you, which I am LIVING for. lol

You ever been to a Grandpa Roses gig or any other gig.

I've waited almost 5 hours for them but I knew Guns N Roses are like that, so what.

Being late is the norm.

You're LIVING for? Really? Not got much of a life then have you. No wonder you spend every waking moment of your sad existence defending Grandma on these forums. And being 65 is probably why Grandma is taking so long to appear on stage, and miming to backing tapes. Grandma just can't cut it anymore. The fact she needed the Weeknd to get another hit is pretty much evidence that she's a spent force.

Want some paper to wipe the s h * * from the side of your mouth, Voodoo?

You're not very bright are you? The Weeknd sought out Madonna to be on Popular, not the other way around...

https://youtu.be/9pCkdY0vhnc?si=Wmj6Z8Af3cqu2OmZ&t=280

"Every waking moment" is a bit oif a stretch when I haven't been on here for months, whereas you on the other hand are talking about her on every forum in existance. The nurses in your psychy ward really need to lock their phones and laptops away when you're roaming around.

Her show isn't meant to entertain braindead, miserable trolls like you. It's meant to entertain the fans. The fact you watch someone you despise (as well as the fans) is creepy and psychotic. Madonna certainly needs to step up her security with people like you around, weirdo.

I don't have any s h * * near my mouth, as I haven't been singing Madonna songs. And never will. I have taste.

Please....you are on here all the time. It's the only life you have. You'd be absolutely lost if you couldn't come on here to vent your mental health problems for us all to see. Yet another failure of the NHS....

Madonna is yet to be a grandmother but she will be one day.  Unlike the 55 year old, BARREN SPINSTER, MAIDEN AUNT OF POP who never will be. LOLZ!  Remind me when the BARREN SPINSTER last had a sold out world tour.  Oh...

Oh dear, someone's ruffled by the 65 year old LEGENDARY HERITAGE ACT who's on a SOLD OUT WORLD TOUR and has her highest ever streaming numbers.  Unlike the 55 year old, BARREN SPINSTER OF POP who will NEVER be a Grandma!  LOLZ

It's SO sad when you've got to log in with one of your multiple accounts, Gery. Or should we call you Gery-atric, due to your absurd love of Grandonna. Do you really think we don't know who you are? You must think we're as stupid as....well....you.

lmao. What we're witnessing here, guys is the severity of someone very close to losing their marbles, after spending years trying to win a losing battle with Madonna and her fans. His latest effort (under yet another user name) is nothing more than a desperate act to save himself from humiliation and drowning by grabbing the few remaining flimsy reeds on the riverbank. The 8 lives he wasted taking his frustration out on Digital Spy, Buzzjack, ATRL, and Popjustice members resulted in nothing but a perma ban, and all that's left is the OCC, where he's currently creating multiple usernames to continue his idiotic rants. The initial displayed in everyone's gif in the comments section should match the first letter of their username, but his doesn't, which implies it's been changed. Do not believe a word that troll says. His sole purpose is to harrass and target Madonna fans. It's only a matter of time before it's banned on here too.

What we're actually witnessing here is a nutty queen who cannot accept that the hag he blindly worships (Grandonna) is a tired, talentless has-been who hasn't had a Top 10 hit by herself for 15 years, nor a no.1 album for 12 years. And so, out of pure spite and lack of anti-depressants, he comes onto the OCC boards trolling fans of people like Kylie Minogue, just because she is now a more successful UK chart act than Grandonna is. It's the only way he can get people to talk to him. And creating multiple accounts on here in an attempt to "validate" his fanaticism is only a symptom of his spiralling mental health issues. It's ironic that he talks about people "losing their marbles" when he himself probably never had any to begin with. It's oh-so-sad when people can't face the truth, or can't get the help they need to overcome their personal problems. So instead, they continue to live in a fantasy world. A world where Grandonna is still relevant. It's a far cry from reality.​

Who....Taylor Swift?

Nope, Madonna! The same Madonna who's been referred to as the QOP for the past 35-40 years, honey.

She's the Queen Of Has-Beens now though, honey. Better deal with it.

Madonna's streaming numbers and box office scores prove she's a LEGENDARY HERITAGE ACT the WORLD OVER.  Her cultural impact and legacy will only get bigger.  Unlike the BARREN SPINSTER, MAIDEN AUNT OF POP, whose streaming numbers PALE in comparison and her box office scores on the whole are PITIFUL at best.  Now run along a play one of your multiple formats of Tenshit! 

Grandonna is certainly no stranger to the multi-format trick, and even has to bundle her crappy albums in with her concert tickets these days. It's soooooo sad. As are you, Gery. Just take your meds and accept you worship a tired old has-been who has to mime on stage like a rubbish third rate drag act in some dingy bar, playing to silly old queens who are too high on ketamin to care.

Madonna's selling tickets on on her UNEQUALLED MUSICAL LEGACY and doesn't even have an album out.  Poor OLD MAIDEN AUNT Kylie has NEVER had a sold out WORLD TOUR.  She couldn't even sell out a SINGLE UK venue when she toured Golden.  FLOP, FLOP, FLOPPITY FLOP!

Minogue is doing very nicely on her current Vegas residency. And unlike Grandonna, she doesn't have to mime to backing tapes OR hold onto things while she dances.

Queen of hasbeens? That's not what George Griffiths wrote in the article above or the countless authors of similar articles referring to her as the Queen of Pop for the past 40 years. Has beens do not rake in 50m monthly listeners either, or score a top 10 and sell out arena's 5 decades in to their career. What's Kylie doing these days apart from perfoming to 1000 gays each night in one poxy venue? The woman was over decades ago, and it's only fans like you who are trying to resuscitate her lifeless career. Maybe you should focus on that, honey.

lmao. The press have been giving Kylie bad reviews all over the place. The fans aren't happy with her god awful setlist and cheap and crappy stage production either. Imagine travelling all the way to Vegas to see that, She makes little effort to dance, but in all honesty she was never a good dancer to begin with,  so she's made the right decision to walk around the stage for an hour. She can't even do what Madonna's doing at 55, let alone 65.  Your UK pop dolly may as well have lost the use of her limbs decades ago, and we wouldn't have known any different.

Madonna is getting rave reviews for her SOLD OUT WORLD TOUR while the BARREN SPINSTER, MAIDEN AUNT OF POP, who mimes and has NEVER been able to dance is playing a SMALL venue in Vegas to reviews.  As for holding on to rails, X corrected that misinformation but it's hardly surprising you've held onto it as there are scarce pickings to criticize anything the QUEEN OF POP, Madonna does. 

The reviews for Kylie's Vegas residency have been glowing. And, I'll repeat, she hasn't had to stoop to miming to backing tapes on stage unlike Grandonna, who is too old and feeble to remember the words to her own songs. And Grandonna, by her own admission, can't dance for toffee either.

Kylie's been over for decades? It's kind of funny how she keeps having no.1 albums then when Grandonna doesn't. Or is that a reality you just can't deal with?

I'm sure the BARREN SPINSTER, MAIDEN AUNT OF POP would be delighted to know her AGEIST fans will ABANDON her in 10 years time when she's 65.  Who will she offload her cassettes to then one wonders.  At least Madonna has the joys Grandmotherhood to look forward to while she reflects on her UNEQUALLED CAREER and LASTING LEGACY, unlike the MAIDEN AUNT OF POP.  LOLZ.

And what will Grandonna be doing in 10 years time? Apart from having her incontinence pants changed every hour. Will she still be buying children from Africa once the ones she currently purchased have grown up and got away from her? Will she be sat at home, lip syncing to her own records from decades earlier....much like she is doing on stage now? Will she be trying to remember the last time she had a no.1 album (because it was that long ago)? Will anybody with an IQ above room temperature even care what she's doing? And more importantly, will you still be on these boards, trolling in lieu of having a life?

She'll be solidifying her ICONIC and LEGENDARY status while enjoying her grandchildren.  I expect the MAIDEN AUNT OF POP will still be peddling her to the diminishing numbers of GERIATRIC FANS.  One can only imagine how WOEFULLY LOW RENT the BARREN SPINSTER OF POP's next tour is going to be.  She doesn't fill venues, not even in the UK and her latest novelty "hit" hasn't exactly drawn in new fans - her ABYSMAL streaming numbers are testament to that.  Will she have screens descend with photo's of members of the Neighbours cast who are no longer with us on them, while she squawks "Tears On My Pillow".  Maybe her RABID FANS will buy multiple tickets, like they do her records, to make things look better.

You're such a sore loser. You just can't stand the fact Kylie Minogue is more successful than Grandonna in the UK charts now, and has been so for years. It absolutely chokes you, doesn't it. Not even medication can calm you down. Poor you. Poor little irrelevant you.  Absolutely impotent with rage. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad. Much like Grandonna's so-called "live" show.

Hahaha this Voodoo guy is so salty of someone else's success, hahahaa poor thing, must be terrible to be him or be around him, in the meantime Madonna or Kylie or whoever on the charts is more successful than him, poor delusional loser hahaha

Imagine his reaction if she gets another #1.

His Doctors and Nurses need to get more padding for that special room he's already in.

lmao. Projecting again, lovey?

As if Thumbelina's Granny wh0ring herself around the UK, and signing thousands of multiple versions to receive a few #1#s / sales trumps Madonna's entire UK chart history.

"Pension" spent 5 weeks on the chart and dropped off very quickly, the singles apart from that cheap novelty piece of tat were all duds, and now she's toddled off to Vegas to "perform" to a few screeching queens in a tacky venue in a country where no one but her last few remaining gays give a sweet aunt f a n n y adams about. Now she's talking about a US tour LMAO  (Can't wait to see that flop). Besides,  I thought you said you weren't a Kylie fan? More lies from your crusty, blotched lips again? Colour me surprised (not).

YET ANOTHER account, Gery? Is it a new account for each of the voices inside your head? I imagine there's a few more to come.

"Imagine his reaction if she gets another #1".....

The key word there is IMAGINE. Because she's not had a no.1 album for TWELVE YEARS, nor a no.1 single for SIXTEEN years. But, please keep sticking to your fantasies if it gets you through the day.

I'm not a Kylie fan but at least Kylie does actually perform, unlike Grandonna who is miming on her latest tour. Granny just can't cut it, sugar. I know it's hard for you to accept, but all the medication in the world isn't going to change that fact.

Kylie's Tension album spent 6 weeks on the chart (so far). It was no.1 and went silver in 3 weeks. Two of the singles were Top 20 (higher than Grandonna has achieved by herself for 15 years) including the Top 10 smash Padam Padam. Meanwhile, Grandonna's last album (Grandma X) only spent 5 weeks on the chart before vanishing, and it didn't even get to no.1. It took THREE YEARS just to scrape enough sales for a silver disc. And there were NO hits from it, even though they allowed her to appear at Eurovision which gave her a huge audience. See the difference, dearie? Or do you need help with basic maths?

And I wouldn't go calling anyone's lips crusty and blotchy after the mess Grandonna has made of her face recently. OMG, who was her plastic surgeon? Edward Scissorhands?