WHAT WAS I MADE FOR
BILLIE EILISH
- LW: 2,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 5
DANCE THE NIGHT (FROM BARBIE THE ALBUM)
DUA LIPA
- LW: 3,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 4,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 7,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 10
(IT GOES LIKE) NANANA
PEGGY GOU
- LW: 6,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: New
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 1
BARBIE WORLD (FROM BARBIE THE ALBUM)
NICKI MINAJ/
- LW: 5,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 8
DISCONNECT
BECKY HILL/
- LW: 9,
- Peak: 8,
- Weeks: 5
DESIRE
CALVIN HARRIS & SAM SMITH
- LW: 12,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 1,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 11
- LW: New
- Peak: 12,
- Weeks: 1
0800 HEAVEN
DAWE/
- LW: 10,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 10
SPEED DRIVE (FROM BARBIE THE ALBUM)
CHARLI XCX
- LW: 11,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 6
- LW: 20,
- Peak: 15,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 14,
- Peak: 11,
- Weeks: 13
- LW: 16,
- Peak: 16,
- Weeks: 11
I'M JUST KEN (FROM BARBIE THE ALBUM)
RYAN GOSLING
- LW: 13,
- Peak: 13,
- Weeks: 4
- LW: 17,
- Peak: 12,
- Weeks: 12
BADDADAN
CHASE & STATUS/
- LW: 21,
- Peak: 20,
- Weeks: 3
UNHEALTHY
ANNE-MARIE & SHANIA TWAIN
- LW: 18,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 13
- LW: 22,
- Peak: 17,
- Weeks: 14
- LW: 23,
- Peak: 11,
- Weeks: 18
- LW: 25,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 19,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 3
PAKISTAN
D-BLOCK EUROPE & CLAVISH
- LW: 24,
- Peak: 8,
- Weeks: 7
MIRACLE
CALVIN HARRIS/
- LW: 27,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 23
- LW: 26,
- Peak: 26,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 30,
- Peak: 7,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 41,
- Peak: 31,
- Weeks: 5
PRADA
CASSO/
- LW: New
- Peak: 32,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 35,
- Peak: 22,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 34,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 31
- LW: 38,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 40
- LW: 33,
- Peak: 23,
- Weeks: 4
PINK (FROM BARBIE THE ALBUM)
LIZZO
- LW: 29,
- Peak: 27,
- Weeks: 4
BITTERSWEET GOODBYE
ISSEY CROSS
- LW: 47,
- Peak: 38,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 45,
- Peak: 39,
- Weeks: 21
RELAX MY EYES
ANOTR/
- LW: 39,
- Peak: 35,
- Weeks: 20
DANCING IS HEALING
RUDIMENTAL/
- LW: 36,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 17
TELEKINESIS
TRAVIS SCOTT/
- LW: 31,
- Peak: 31,
- Weeks: 2
I CAN SEE YOU (TAYLOR'S VERSION)
TAYLOR SWIFT
- LW: 37,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 6
FEIN
TRAVIS SCOTT FT PLAYBOI CARTI
- LW: 28,
- Peak: 13,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 44,
- Peak: 32,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 46,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 18
REACT
SWITCH DISCO & ELLA HENDERSON
- LW: 48,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 28
- LW: 15,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 10
POPULAR
WEEKND/
- LW: 42,
- Peak: 11,
- Weeks: 11
- LW: 49,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 72
HIGHS & LOWS
PRINZ FT GABRIELA BEE
- LW: 51,
- Peak: 51,
- Weeks: 6
ON THE RADAR FREESTYLE
DRAKE & CENTRAL CEE
- LW: 40,
- Peak: 26,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 52,
- Peak: 52,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: New
- Peak: 55,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 50,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 31
- LW: 55,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 375
- LW: 53,
- Peak: 8,
- Weeks: 13
UNAVAILABLE
DAVIDO FT MUSA KEYS
- LW: 60,
- Peak: 52,
- Weeks: 17
QUARTER PAST THREE
FREDO & ERIC IV
- LW: New
- Peak: 61,
- Weeks: 1
SOMEONE YOU LOVED
LEWIS CAPALDI
- LW: 57,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 203
- LW: 58,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 21
RICH MEN NORTH OF RICHMOND
OLIVER ANTHONY MUSIC
- LW: New
- Peak: 64,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 74,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 37
DOG DAYS ARE OVER
FLORENCE & THE MACHINE
- LW: 77,
- Peak: 21,
- Weeks: 58
- LW: 71,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 63
- LW: 64,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 40
WISH YOU THE BEST
LEWIS CAPALDI
- LW: 61,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 18
- LW: 67,
- Peak: 63,
- Weeks: 9
BABY DON'T HURT ME
D GUETTA/
- LW: 59,
- Peak: 13,
- Weeks: 19
I'M GOOD (BLUE)
DAVID GUETTA & BEBE REXHA
- LW: 70,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 51
- LW: 66,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 101
- LW: 65,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 35
- LW: 68,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 39
- LW: 90,
- Peak: 24,
- Weeks: 56
- LW: 81,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 101
- LW: 86,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 64
- LW: 73,
- Peak: 11,
- Weeks: 8
NOTHING COMPARES 2 U
SINEAD O'CONNOR
- LW: 56,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 22
EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
TEARS FOR FEARS
- LW: 84,
- Peak: 84,
- Weeks: 25
- LW: 89,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 138
UNTIL I FOUND YOU
STEPHEN SANCHEZ
- LW: 87,
- Peak: 14,
- Weeks: 45
- LW: 94,
- Peak: 78,
- Weeks: 5
- LW: 88,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 87
MESSY IN HEAVEN
VENBEE & GODDARD
- LW: 85,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 47
- LW: 92,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 104
- LW: 76,
- Peak: 8,
- Weeks: 21
- LW: 95,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 60
- LW: RE
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 102
MILLION DOLLAR BILL
BEYOND CHICAGO/
- LW: 99,
- Peak: 98,
- Weeks: 2
COLD HEART
ELTON JOHN & DUA LIPA
- LW: RE
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 71
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Starling
also even if you dont believe in god theres still no reason too offend people for no reason at all
quesadilla
Now you're the one offending me by claiming that i don't believe in God. I go to mass everyday and pray the rosary every night before bed. I also never eat meat on Fridays and intend to save myself for marriage. I am VERY hurt by the way you are insulting MY faith. But this is not the proper forum for you to be singling me out or for this type of discussion.
All I said was to grow up because you are misunderstanding art and calling it satanism. You missed the point completely (both hers and mine). That's all.
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Starling
well thats even worse! put it this way christians get hated A LOT in music your religion doesent! theres tones of people doing satanic stuff i have too defend my religion daily you dont see anyone else in music go and (insert your religion) is bad i worship (diffrent religion) but it happens too me all the time! so no im not offending you i dont believe what you believe do you see my insulting you? NO! stop trying too get sympathy for yourself im not dumb i never insulted you
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Starling
how is making fun of a religion art ok i dont know what religion you had but lets say ytou cant eat pork and your muslim if i ate pork in a music video and the lyrics said **** muslims would you be angry? i presume so so i would
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Starling
I ALSO SAID EVEN IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD I NEVER SAID YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD SO YOU LIED!
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Starling
one final thing even if i disrespected your eligion (which i proved i didint) you disrespected mine please stop pointing fingers admit your wrong and move on i said EVEN IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN GOD not that you do you insulted me and told me too grow up im defending my religion insulting is not art its done.
quesadilla
Whatever. Shut up already, you immature, unbearable, self-righteous narcissist.
Go back to playing with your barbie dolls and never address me again, please.
I will not read any replies you post from now on, so save yourself some time and don't bother.
quesadilla
You say you're not unintelligent, but your grammar and diction leaves a lot to be desired. Learn the difference between things like "too" and "to" (and "two," just in case). Your punctuation is also atrocious, by the way.
And I'm a Christian, in case you didn't notice. Clearly you don't know a thing about your own religion.
quesadilla
Where did I ever say I'm Muslim? So not only are you ignorant, but also racist. Great!
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Starling
you literally told me too grow up because i was christian thats how sad you are and you i said IF YOU ARE MUSLIM your calling me racist when im not and acting all petty trying too be like look at me your just offensive and you wont admit it
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Starling
you can save yourself time (im not being disrespectful i am pointing something out) poopooplattah i am not racist i said if you are muslim please stop insulting me and trying too act petty all i want is a peaceful enviroment also you told me too grow up because im christian and now your saying your christian so you are clearly not. immuture is you claiming that i said you have no god im only bringing love i want you too have a blessed day please dont take your anger out on me for something immature you did thank you
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Starling
and for unitellegent i have over 100 quiz board games in my house i love quizzing when it comes too it its my hobbies poopooplattah so nice try ive been quizzing for 6 years its just im so angry im typing fast
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Starling
lets just face is plattah you insulted me about my religion first i never did anything before that so you go too insulting its sad
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Starling
im just going too make something clear hear with no disrespect too the user poopooplattah can you stop discriminating my religion and telling me too grow up YOU LITTERALLY HAVE THE USERNAME POOPOOLATTER AND YOUR TELLING ME TOO GROW UP! im not very mad just please be respectful and i wont get angry all i want is you too be nice
quesadilla
thumbs up ❤️
have a blessed day.
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Starling
read my comment again i never insulted your religion
quesadilla
Hello beautiful people ❤️
We have the best number one of the year (and in quite a while).
Hopefully Dua will have a chance to enjoy a week at the top next week or the following.
THIERRY
Couldn't agree more with you.
have a great day.
itsnoodleszn_
usually i’m not one to leave comments on a weekday but welcome to the comments section!! hope you enjoy yourself here should you become a regular. and yes the number 1 is beautiful, one of my fav number 1s of the decade (tho that’s to be expected considering i adore billie eilish to no end <3)
itsnoodleszn_
unlucky, lionesses! you’ve made it to the final tho and i have to applaud that because that’s an achievement in itself 👏
Piran
Definitely. Disappointing result today, but the Lionesses have made us all incredibly proud! ❤️
quesadilla
They played well, defeating some tough teams like Colombia and Sweden.
I am however quite happy to see Spain taking the crown. They kick .
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Starling
i dont like football
THIERRY
Me neither! Much prefer Tennis...what about you Mrstarling?
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Starling
chess bowling swimming etc :)
THIERRY
Love swimming as well but never tried bowling!
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Giovanni
my top 20 (20.8.2023.)
1.(1)DJ KÖZE ft SOPHIA KENNEDY –wespennest (2weeks at No.1)
2.(7)BART SKILS – roll the
dice
3.(4)BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB ft HOLLY HUMBERSTONE –diving
4.(9)JESSIE WARE ft ROISIN MURPHY –freak me now
5.(2)THE NATIONAL –grease in your hair(2weeks at No.1)
6.(10)TEENAGE MUTANTS ft HEERHORST & PETER PAHN –dark clouds
7.(5)FEDEZ, ANNALISA, ARTICOLO 31 –disco paradise
8.(3)WILL BUTLER + SISTER SQUARES –long grass
9.(33)SKI AGGU & JOOST & OTTO WAALKES –friesenjung/ ft SIRI –mietfrei
10.(6)ALUNA x TCHAMI & KAREEN LOMAX –running blind
11.(13)ODESZA & YELLOW HOUSE –easy money
12.(14)GABRIELS –glory
13.(18)TOTALLY ENORMOUS EXTINCT DINOSAURS & MOULLINEX –so alive
14.(8)TROYE SIVAN –rush
15.(32)JUNGLE –back on 74
16.(17)HAYDEN JAMES & BOB MOSES – do you want me
17.(12)THE STREETS –troubled waters
18.(35)MAYER HAWTHORNE –the pool
19.(20)BLUR –barbaric
20.(11)SAMPHA –spirit2.0
….new songs at chart (top 45)
32.NEW–FISHER x AATIG – take it off
34.NEW–HOT CHIP ft YUNE PINKU –fire of mercy
35.NEW–ROMY –the sea
37.NEW–THE CORAL –that's where she belongs
41.NEW–SAY SHESHE–c'est si bon
Sunshine Gal
what's everyone's thoughts on the new britney single 'mind your business'? i think it's very bland & boring. i'm a huge fan of hers, but her past music is much better.
and any new news on flo? i sure am rooting for them here in the states & hope they can become big over here. the billboard hot 100 chart is dying for a dominant female group.
THIERRY
As much as i love BRITNEY as you do, i have to agree with you but i really like WILL's verse...
THIERRY
TBH with you i think the band FLO is flopping big time here! Shame really as we no longer have any female group either here!!
quesadilla
It stinks like a loo right after being used by someone who ate Taco Bell.
I'm glad it flopped.
THIERRY
Being a massive BRITNEY's fan, i am still sad it flopped!
Sunshine Gal
hey what's up mates! how was everyone's week? here in southern arizona we've been getting several rainshowers...but not the usual heavy rains for our annual monsoon season...climate change? anyway, any songs from the current top 10 i should check out? def. lemme know if there's some good songs on the entire chart i need to check out.
itsnoodleszn_
for the past month we’ve had a terrible summer in terms of weather. now it’s on and off, some beautiful days, some not so good.
i feel like dance the night and cruel summer might be up your street :)
THIERRY
Cannot believe BRITNEY's new single with WILL iam never charted...not only in the UK but actually nowhere...ok..it wasn't her best single TBH but still should have made the Top 100!!
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frankgriffin94
Stop spamming you idiot
THIERRY
hi Piran! How are you? Nice to hear from you...
Sunshine Gal
are you talking about 'scream & shout' or is there a current one? i work so much i rarely have time to check out any new music. if there's a new track can you let me know? i'd like to check it out.
Sunshine Gal
hey! didn't YOU used to do the same thing? why do you gotta insult people for? just don't read their comments then! & get a job or hobby ok? i heard you were impersonating me, very pathetic! i was a longtime commenter on billboard and i NEVER did anything like that! cuz i have a life!
Sunshine Gal
why are you calling him piran for? just curious though.
THIERRY
Hi Sunshine! how are you? long time no speak...i don't come as often as before to comment as i find the new website just AWFUL!! anyway..hope you are okay...her new single is called "MIND YOUR BUSINESS": it is not her best single but still deserved a top 100 entry..it was critically panned!!
Sunshine Gal
nice to hear from you mate! yeah i have every other weekend off & that's when i have more time to be online. this new site is such a joke! i was writing a top 10 list of 90s singles and it couldn't post! i put descriptions under each single about the artist, etc. i'll try again ;) but thanks for telling me about the britney single..i'll check it out. oh & look who's back on here LOL!
THIERRY
i have noticed that that guy FRANK is only posting verbal abuse towards me and nobody else for months and let's say i have my suspicion about the real culprit but i could be wrong of course!
Piran
Frank is not me! 💀
Piran
Mate, what are you on? 😭
While Frank has a point about you posting so many comments every week (I counted nearly a dozen posts), I don't agree with the way he addressed it to you and I certainly don't agree with how he's behaved as a person.
Regulars of this channel will know that I was one of the first people to call him out on his comments (some of which have been FAR worse from this) since he started becoming a troll in 2020.
If you have to know, I went for a walk then watched football while all these comments were being made. I haven't even checked the site since I posted my personal chart last night.
You've randomly had it in for me ever since I started doing my old reviews a few years ago, so I feel like this is just an attempt at gaslighting me and I'm afraid it isn't going to work x
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damian
Hey dear Thierry. The song is pretty bad as long as I like Will
THIERRY
hi Damian! nice to hear from you..how are you? i haven't chatted with you on what's app for ages! hope you are having a great summer...
quesadilla
it is sooooo you. otherwise you wouldn't have to clarify that it isn't you.
jk.
quesadilla
it might help if you try to condense all your posts into one or maybe three/four. Seeing 657 posts from you in a row can be a bit annoying. i say this from a place of love.
quesadilla
how utterly rude
THIERRY
Thank you for your comment.
At least you are honest and i really appreciate that!
THIERRY
Over the moon to see LOREEN still in the chart after 14 weeks and still inside the Top 5 in so many European countries..i mean TATTOO is soooooo good!!
THIERRY
Can't believe the superb DIAL DRANK never made the Top 20 in the UK!! At least NOAH is having a blast right now in Ireland and the US!! That guy is such a great singer!!
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Starling
MY NAMES NOAH!
THIERRY
nice to know... how are you? i really dislike the new website..i miss Disqus!!
Sunshine Gal
hey what's up? any artists or songs on the chart you like?
Sunshine Gal
right!?? does official chart have to pay for disqus or something? it's so hard to go back to past charts to reply back to everyone. on disqus it was much easier. also when i post on here it always takes me to the top of the page...does that also happen for you?
THIERRY
i love dance music, pop and country which unfortunately isn't big in Europe!!
here are my favorite songs from our weekly single chart:
DUA LIPA: DANCE THE NIGHT
PEGGY GOU: NANANA
ELLA HENDERSON: 0800 HEAVEN and REACT the queen of dance in the UK!
DOJA CAT: PAINT THE TOWN RED
DOD: SO MUCH IN LOVE
SHANIA TWAIN: UNHEALTHY
JAZZY: GIVING ME and FEEL IT: great new Irish artist!
LIZZO: PINK: love that girl.....
NOAH KAHAN: DIAL DRUNK: my number 1 song for the last 10 weeks!! what a voice!
DAVID KUSHNER: DAYLIGHT: amazing voice as well!
OLIVER ANTHONY: RICH MEN...just discovered the artist a few days ago: love the video with his beautiful 2 dogs!!
RAYE: ESCAPISM
LOREEN: TATTOO: my number 2 in my chart for the last few weeks after being number 1 for weeks...
SINEAD O CONNOR: NOTHING COMPARES TO YOU...
THIERRY
Let me know about your chart as well and do let me know what you think of mine...
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Starling
same!
THIERRY
What kind of music do you like mrstaling? favourite singers, band?
THIERRY
Finally after 21 weeks in the chart the brilliant LUKE COMBS is making the Top 40!! about time...
THIERRY
With the massive success BARBIE is having right now, i am shocked to see LIZZO dropping again this week!! Could it be because of the bad publicity she is getting right now? Hopefully not!! She is so talented....
itsnoodleszn_
i don’t think her current controversy is the reason, but the fact that song (as well as the other four barbie songs) are remaining stable shows you just how popular the film is right now
especially when the film is really good (i thought oppenheimer was better tho 🫢)
THIERRY
So happy for JAZZY getting her 2 singles climbing the chart this week!!
THIERRY
UNHEALTHY was at number 15 mid week but dropped to number 21 this Friday!! so unfair and ANNE MARIE's brilliant new album is dropping so fast in the album chart..weird!!
THIERRY
Over the moon to see DOJA climbing this week to number 15 after only 2 weeks in the chart..even though she is getting bad publicity this month from her US fans!!
THIERRY
Am surprised the JESS GLYNE's new single never charted!! not her best but still was hoping for a top 100 entry..at least...
THIERRY
So happy to see DESIRE already in the Top 10 after 3 weeks!!
THIERRY
PEGGY GOU back inside the top 5..yippee!! Hopefully she will be able to get a personal best next week...
THIERRY
So glad to see a number 1 single this week!! Really thought it will be DUA but still glad to see the amazing BILLIE claiming her second number 1...Hopefully DUA can as well get a 4th number 1 next week!!
JH
John Hawkins
Will the Lionesses making the final see a return for Three Lions?
Piran
I think it will if they win, but 'Sweet Caroline' will likely re-enter the chart a fair bit higher.
Sunshine Gal
hey mate!! how's it going?
Piran
Hey Sunshine Gal! 😊
I'm okay, thank you! Work's been incredibly stressful, but had some fun times with family and friends in between.
How are you?
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RockGiant6
333 top 40:
Full List:
edwinchuy(edchuy)
Finally, out of Disqus (RIP, Techfan!) ... Anyway, I see Rich Men North of Richmond managed to debut at #64 which isn't quite as bad as Last Night reaching the top 40 a few weeks back. The former song has been quite the topic of discussion at Pulsemusic.
Also, regarding the women dominating much of the top 10 this week reminds me of a similar phenomenon a few years back in the Hot 100.
I would like to give a shoutout to Piran and hope to be more involved in commenting here.
Piran
Hey Edchuy! Good to see you here again. :)
How you been?
Sunshine Gal
what happened to techfan?? i chatted with him for years on billboard!
itsnoodleszn_
i haven’t listened to the richmond song, but i’ve looked up the lyrics on genius to see if it’s as bad as try that in a small town… it’s not, but his choice of words was a bit clumsy. i absolutely get the points made about the hard-working poor tho
but like i said to piran, the charts really do not need to be full of songs endorsed by looney conservatives
Piran
This is Techfan but with a new name lol.
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Alfie
Oh, and for the first time ever, here's my ranking of the Top 40 hits. Now you can make comments about how terrible my music taste is. Or something.
THIS NEEDS TO BE AT THE TOP TIER:
1. Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right? (this song will be here for a while)
2. Peggy Gou - (It Goes Like) Nanana
THIS IS GREAT TIER:
3. Olivia Rodrigo - vampire
4. Doja Cat - Paint The Town Red
5. Post Malone - Chemical
6. Jorja Smith - Little Things
7. Becky Hill & Chase & Status - Disconnect
I AM PERFECTLY FINE WITH THESE SONGS TIER:
8. Calvin Harris & Ellie Goulding - Miracle (this song is a bit tiring now)
9. Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer
10. Byron Messia - Talibans
11. Dua Lipa - Dance The Night
12. Charli XCX - Speed Drive (too short)
THESE COULD BE A BIT BETTER TIER:
13. D.O.D. - So Much In Love
14. Issey Cross - Bittersweet Goodbye
15. Calvin Harris & Sam Smith - Desire
16. Chase & Status ft. Every MC in Britain - Baddadan
17. Fred Again../Obongjayar - adore u
18. Stormzy & RAYE - The Weekend
19. ANOTR & Abel Balder - Relax My Eyes
EH TIER:
20. Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For? (bit controversial)
21. Troye Sivan - Rush
22. Ryan Gosling - I'm Just Ken (I don't have the time to listen to this fully yet)
23. Dave & Central Cee - Sprinter
24. Miley Cyrus - Flowers (this song needs to exit the Top 40 pronto.
25. Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero (ditto)
I DON'T GET THE HYPE TIER:
26. Casso, RAYE & D-Block Europe - Prada
27. Lizzo - Pink
28. D-Block Europe & Clavish - Pakistan
I DON'T LIKE THESE TIER:
29. Jazzy - Giving Me
30. Sonny Fodera/MK - Asking
31. Nicki Minaj/Ice Spice - Barbie World
32. Gunna - fookoomean
33. BOU ft. Slay - Closer
34. Travis Scott & Drake - MELTDOWN
THESE SONGS NEED TO STOP TIER:
35. Hannah Laing & RoRo - Good Love
36. Jung Kook & Latto - Seven (I guess he isn't a one-week wonder)
THESE SONGS ARE AGGRAVATING TIER:
37. Anne-Marie & Shania Twain - UNHEALTHY
38. Luke Combs - Fast Car
39. Tom Grennan - How Does It Feel (not short enough)
40. Nathan Dawe/Joel Corry/Ella Henderson - 0800 HEAVEN
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Starling
i like a lot of ur taste but doja cat is so satanic she even said she doesent care about her fans! why bother supporting her?
itsnoodleszn_
satan doesn’t exist. god doesn’t exist. it’s all just a belief.
quesadilla
Jesus Christ. Grow the up, mate.
quesadilla
Great choices.
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Starling
thats what i call disrespecting religions why cant we just respect eachother why do you have too fire cylinders at me?
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Starling
you cant prove nothing you cant prove the scientists are right
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Alfie
Chart Update 18/08/2023
That No.1 sounds different, dunnit?
Yep, you heard me correctly. There is a song that is now more popular than Sprinter. It's a situation that would've been unfathomable, erm.., 2 weeks ago, but thanks to the joys and thrills of ACR(accelerated chart ratio, for those who don't know, if a song that's been around for several months dips in sales for 3 weeks in a row, its streams get sliced like sushi and it slips numerous places), there is a different chart topper. And, as Ernie K-Doe once famously sang, Here Come The Girls. (yes, I know the Sugababes also sang that part, but that ain't important).
The whole Top 8 consist of tracks that are G-fuelled by the feminine race, easily making it the most 1-sided chart showdown in gender history. And yeah, the OCC are only counting it as the Top 6, due to the fact that Aqua and Chase & Status aren't exactly "girl-bands", but the record still stands. So there. Take that, men. Including me. Which I am slightly disappointed about.
So let's start with the bloomin' obvious. After 3 weeks of playing second fiddle, Billie Eilish can officially become head honcho of the second fiddle. By that I mean she now has her 2nd UK No.1. I mean, yeah, but, I was rooting for Dua Lipa in all of this, and now I'm gutted. to be me, I guess. Ms. E's last chart-topper was No Time To Die. Which was ALSO a soundtrack single. Do you see why these chart movements upset me yet? Anyways, yeah, What Was I Made For slaps its way to the top thanks to the nutters at Spotify, cruelly denying Dua Lipa HER (solo) second chart-topper with Dance The Night. A song which is now so old, it's not even on the Radio 1 playlist anymore. You wonder why they play Royal Blood so much nowadays, when even they can't get a Top 100 single. Weird.
In other news, Calvin now has a 30th Top 10 single, which is great, but Desire sadly leaves a lot to be desired in my end. The main criticism here? It steals the four-beat cymbal slap from every Joel Corry song ever. And that is inexcusable. But in more exciting news, O-Rod keeps slogging, and I for one, am all for it. Her second song from upcoming sophomore effort GUTS is bad idea right?, and with it, her fanbase is officially divided. Why? Erm... it sounds like Wet Leg. I know. Massive controversy over in the States for trying to get chart with something that sounds eerily like , but at least she's striving to be different. And that will be crucial when I'm filing my list for the best songs of 2023. 8.6/10. The only minor quibble is that fades out at the end. My least favourite musical cliché.
In other news, Fred Again.. is suddenly a really popular guy. Which we've known about for like a year, what with Turn Out The Lights Again and Rumble both making decent impacts on our lives, but now he has his biggest offering yet, in the form of adore u, which features some lad called Obongjayar. Idk why they hired him either, but unfortunately, when listening to the chart show, the song just flew over my head and made no lasting impact. I'm sorry, Fred. I know you tried really hard...
But I don't care. 5.3/10.
You could say the same for the rest of the new hits in the Top 40, because in my humble and definitely unbiased opinion, most of them are, in a way, tripe. The only one I could give any minor kerfuffles over is Issey Cross, whom you may know her from Wilkinson's Used To This fron last year, but now looks to be giving me migraines for the next few months. Bittersweet Goodbye samples Bittersweet Symphony, which is just quite blasphemous. But you know, the song's fine or whatever. That's it. It's just FINE. Leave Me Alone. 5/10.
On a less positive note, 2 of the other 3 newbies are covers, which is just great, The only original song here is Asking, thus making us witness the return of the man who made Back & Forth, MK. Oh, and also Sonny Fodera, but as this is generic dance, you know exactly what rating this song is getting. 5. This rating can also be used for the new hit at 32. Prada, by some guy called Casso, who saw fit to to make a dance song out of Ferrari Horses by D-Block Europe & RAYE. The one DBE hit I like, and he's just gone and smashed it against a wall. Swell. I'll take 7 white labels, please. (those are discs of songs that DJs play, if you're not cultured. It's definitely not racist or anything)
Even less positively, we must force ourselves to come to terms with the career of Luke Combs. You know him. Country star, the Morgan Wallen it's okay to like, has had a few Top 10 albums already. I mean, I hate country, so I just see him as a little rash on my shoulder that I can't seem to shake off. This has also happened to his cover of Tracy Chapman song, which has been around for TWENTY-ONE WEEKS, and only NOW decides to make the Top 40. Can you tell I hate this song yet? 3/10.
Down on the album chart, I was seriously praying. Begging. BLEEDING for The Hives to grasp their way to the top with The Death of Randy Fitzsimons. But alas, that didn't happen. Still though, best album performance in their history, so they can't be too sad right? They lose out to Liam Gallagher, who clearly isn't affected by his brother having a flop album (in Oasis terms, anyway), as his Knebworth set from NOT 1996 slams its way to the top. Having said that, the Oasis '96 gig didn't get to No.1 in 2021, so I guess he'll be happy or whatever.
Cian Ducrot falls to 55 by the way. Good.
As for the rest of the chart, J Hus is on ACR which , Fredo's new album (at 9) sees some minor entries, and Digga D doesn't get anywhere. So overall, rap has had better days. The only other new hit is of more intrigue than all the other hits this week. A song called Rich Men North of Richmond by Oliver Anthony Music has been on top of iTunes all week, which logically sees it enter at 64 today. I don't know why it's here, but apparently it's a "right-wing anthem" on Wikipedia, and it mentions the kind of stuff that your mum thinks is inappropriate in this day and age, so it probably isn't a good song. Just a thought.
And that is it for today. I'll be back next week. When, hopefully, the backlash surrounding a man singing about how "dollar ain't you-know-what" dies down. Ta.
(P.S. No song at the moment really looks like climbing into the Top 40 at the moment. Which is a little dumb, but that's the fault of the likes of Miley, Taylor and co. who just have too much popularity. And given Miley has a new song out today, that isn't going to change.)
itsnoodleszn_
just noticed the wet leg comment about bad idea right?. i love wet leg
quesadilla
That's a long- essay. I can only imagine your school papers.
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
taylor swift - 1989
1) welcome to new york (8/10)
2) blank space (9/10)
3) style (10/10)
4) out of the woods (10/10)
5) all you had to do was stay (5/10)
6) shake it off (-1/10)
7) i wish you would (8/10)
8) bad blood (10/10 og, 7/10 kendrick)
9) wildest dreams (9/10 og, 6/10 tv)
10) how you get the girl (7/10)
11) this love (5/10 og, 8/10 tv)
12) i know places (10/10)
13) clean (10/10)
deluxe:
14) wonderland (8/10)
15) you are in love (7/10)
16) new romantics (10/10)
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
taylor swift - midnights
1) lavender haze (8/10)
2) maroon (10/10)
3) anti-hero (5/10)
4) snow on the beach (4/10)
5) you're on your own, kid (7/10)
6) midnight rain (4/10)
7) question...? (2/10)
8) vigilante shhh (10/10)
9) bejeweled (8/10)
10) labyrinth (7/10)
11) karma (1/10)
12) sweet nothing (10/10)
13) mastermind (6/10)
3am edition:
14) the great war (8/10)
15) bigger than the whole sky (9/10)
16) paris (4/10)
17) high infidelity (4/10)
18) glitch (0/10)
19) would've, could've, should've (10/10)
20) dear reader (7/10)
the til dawn edition:
21) hits different (10/10)
22) karma (ice spice) (-1/10)
23) snow on the beach (more lana) (8/10)
the late night tracks:
24) you're losing me (from the vault) (10/10)
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
1) what was i made for? (9)
2) dance the night (8)
3) vampire (5)
4) cruel summer (10)
5) it goes like (4)
6) bad idea right? (10) (this grew on me so much the past week lol)
7) barbie world (6) (i fear this will be awful but it's ok for now)
8) disconnect (-1)
9) desire (0) (the beat and lyrics are basically like miracle 2.0)
10) sprinter (10) (great for now but this will definitely grow off me)
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Alfie
You couldn't be more nailed on with No.6 if you scribbled on it with permanent marker.
I am a little sickened by how much you hate No.8, though. I know Becky Hill can be a bit rage-inducing, but she's not that bad, surely.
Also, I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds No.9 formulaic.
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
i literally never comment on here anymore because this website is just too awful for me i fear
disqus please come back 🥺
Piran
I agree! 😔
PDOG
Possessive Deterioration Of Glory
this is a case of "be careful what you wish for" and "be grateful for what you have" bc remember when we all complained about disqus when it wasn't even a bad website
Piran
I actually don't remember that! 😳
itsnoodleszn_
am i the only one who’s gotten used to the website now? lol
Piran
It's not even the website. I'd argue that's actually an upgrade over the previous one. It's just the commenting system that's effectively broken.
itsnoodleszn_
morgen’s “lilee” returns to the top for a fifth week on my personal charts!
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top 10 albums:
Piran
'Super Shy'! 😍
itsnoodleszn_
i love the powerpuff girls-themed cover art and drum loop, yknow, as someone who grew up on the powerpuff girls. the songs incredible too and deserved a top 40 placement
unpopular opinion time - better than cupid 🫢
Piran
The Powerpuff Girls cover art and the song in general is so cute.
I wouldn't go that far regarding the latter though, but each to their own!
itsnoodleszn_
LETS GO BILLIEEE OMG!!!!! BEST NUMBER 1 THIS YEAR, HANDS DOWN. 😍😍😍
Piran
Absolutely agreed! 😊
itsnoodleszn_
how my number 1 rankings look now:
Piran
The scores for 'What Was I Made For?' and 'Escapism' are so based! 🥹
'Pointless' not low enough for me lol.
macie
Really, really good to see Disconnect up to another new peak!! also very happy to see adore u, Prada, Asking and Bittersweet Goodbye hitting the top 40! Hopefully Dua can get the #1 next week so her and Billie can both have at least 1 week at the top because both of them deserve it :))
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haz
1) Dave x Central Cee - Sprinter (=)
2) Blocka x Naz6m - Job Done (=)
3) Casso ft. Raye & D-Block Europe - Prada NEW
4) D-Block Europe ft. Clavish - Pakistan (+6)
5) Drake x Central Cee - On The Radar Freestyle (-3)
6) Gunna - fukumean (-5)
7) Ninho ft. Central Cee - Eurostar (+11)
8) Travis Scott ft. Playboi Carti - Fe!n (-4)
9) Dave x Central Cee - UK Rap (-7)
10) Dave x Central Cee - Trojan Horse (-8)
11) Digga D ft. Potter Payper - Facade NEW
12) Prinz, A1 x J1 & Gabriella Bee - Highs & Lows (+24)
13) Central Cee - Doja (-9)
14) Dave ft. Stormzy - Clash (=)
15) Headie One - More Money More Problems NEW
16) Dave x Central Cee - Our 25th Birthday (-13)
17) Young Thug ft. Drake - Oh U Went (-12)
18) Travis Scott ft. Drake - Meltdown (-16)
19) Nicki Minaj, Ice Spice & Aqua - Barbie World (-10)
20) Clavish ft. D-Block Europe - Rocket Science (-17)
DEBUTS (under Top 20):
38) Fredo ft. Eric IV - Quarter Past 3
48) Fredo - My Story
RE-ENTRIES (under Top 20):
28) Fredo ft. Tiggs Da Author - Scoreboard
33) D-Block Europe ft. Raye - Ferrari Horses
50) PinkPantheress ft. Ice Spice - Boy's a liar Pt.2 Re
BIG GAINERS (under Top 20):
23) Denzel Curry ft. Juicy J - Blood On My Nikez (+46)
25) Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer (+33)
26) Fifty Fifty - Cupid (+31)
27) Oxlade ft. Dave - Intoxycated (+32)
37) Stormzy ft. Fredo - Toxic Trait (+44)
macie
I’m going to France tomorrow so I’m not sure if I’ll be here for the next couple of weeks, just in case I’m not I’d like to wish all of you a good rest of the summer!!
Piran
Have a good time, Jade. You deserve a break! ❤️
Best of luck to you and anybody else getting their exam results next week too.
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Alfie
J'espère qu'il ne se passera rien de mal pendant votre pause!
De plus, mes résultats d'examen sont le semaine prochaine, donc Jeudi peut être un peu atroce.
(in English, this means 'I hope nothing wrong happens during your break! Also, my exam results are next week, so Thursday may be a little excruciating.)
Bam
Presque juste, Alfie.
Semaine est un mot féminin, donc c'est la semaine, et en Français les jours sont sans majuscule.
Mais quand même je vous donne 9,8/10. ;)
(in Enghlish: Almost correct, Alfie. Week is a female word in French, thus it is "la", and weekdays don't have a Capital, i.e. jeudi.
However, you deserve at least a 9.8/10!
Good job!)
And as I was raised in French and Dutch, please, feel free to correct my poor English.
macie
My Top 20!!
NE 01 cassö, RAYE & D-Block Europe - Prada 1 (x1) 01
01 02 Becky Hill & Chase & Status - Disconnect 1 (x3) 05
02 03 Peggy Gou - (It Goes Like) Nanana 1 (x1) 09
20 04 Eliza Rose & The Martinez Brothers - Pleasure Peak 4 02
06 05 Frank Walker & Ella Henderson - I Go Dancing 1 (x13) 29
03 06 Becky Hill & Lewis Thompson - Side Effects 1 (x2) 14
08 07 Jazzy - Feel It 7 04
07 08 Stormzy & RAYE - The Weekend 2 04
RE 09 D-Block Europe & RAYE - Ferrari Horses 7 35
05 10 Metro Boomin & Coi Leray - Self Love 5 05
NE 11 Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right? 11 01
04 12 Taylor Swift - Enchanted (Taylor’s Version) 4 04
NE 13 Sigrid - The Hype 13 01
10 14 Chase & Status, Bou, Flowdan, IRAH, Trigga & Takura - Baddadan 10 03
RE 15 Taylor Swift - Wildest Dreams (Taylor’s Version) 5 15
09 16 Turno, Skepsis & Charlotte Plank - Rave Out 4 05
12 17 Ella Henderson - Emotions 3 37
29 18 Olivia Rodrigo - vampire 11 07
11 19 Hannah Laing & RoRo - Good Love 6 08
19 20 Joel Corry x MNEK - Head & Heart 1 (x19) 158
ALBUMS
03 01 Becky Hill - Only Honest On The Weekend 1 (x43) 102
01 02 Taylor Swift - Midnights 1 (x3) 28
10 03 Olivia Rodrigo - SOUR 1 (x2) 35
02 04 Various Artists - Now 115 2 03
07 05 RAYE - My 21st Century Blues 1 (x5) 29
06 06 Filey Frog - Golden Hour 1 (x2) 07
05 07 Post Malone - AUSTIN 2 03
RE 08 RAYE - Euphoric Sad Songs 1 (x1) 55
RE 09 Becky Hill - Get To Know 1 (x2) 78
04 10 Tiësto - DRIVE 1 (x1) 12
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G.S
Great to see Eliza rose & ferrari horses here
macie
Ferrari Horses is on course for a new peak next week 👀 Also Pleasure Peak is expected to stabilise in the lower top 10 for now but will probably rebound after my holiday
Piran
My Top 10 Songs Of The Week:
#1: Billie Eilish – What Was I Made For? (=) [2nd consecutive week at No.1]
#2: NOTD & Veronica Maggio – Occhi D’Amore (+9)
#3: Piri & Tommy – Lovergirl (-1)
#4: Sigrid – The Hype (debut)
#5: DYLAN ft Bastille – Liar Liar (-2)
#6: Noah Kahan & Post Malone – Dial Drunk (=)
#7: Pommelien Thijs – Oké (-2)
#8: Becky Hill & Chase & Status – Disconnect (-4)
#9: Cassö, RAYE & D-Block Europe – Prada (debut)
#10: Post Malone – Speedometer (+10)
Climbers:
#12: Taylor Swift ft Fall Out Boy – Electric Touch (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault) (+11)
#27: Issey Cross – Bittersweet Goodbye (+15)
#30: NewJeans – Super Shy (+10)
#31: Beyond Chicago, Majestic & Alex Mills – Million Dollar Bill (+12)
#36: SKYLAR x AC13 ft Piri – Crocodile Tears (+14)
Debuts (below Top 10):
#23: Sigma ft MORGAN – Adrenaline Rush
#34: Noah AJC – Oh Baby!
#42: Olivia Rodrigo – Bad Idea Right?
#47: Prinz ft Gabriella Bee – Highs & Lows
Re-entries:
#22: Taylor Swift – Long Live (Taylor’s Version)
#38: Luke Combs – Fast Car
#49: Post Malone – Chemical
#50: Angelina Mango – Ci Pensiamo Domani
Full chart on Crown Note: https://www.crownnote.com/charts/piran/pirans-top-50-183
Full chart on BuzzJack: www.buzzjack.com/forums/Personal-Charts-f3.html
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G.S
speedometer & bittersweet goodbye climbing 😍
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haz
Prada, Oh Baby and Highs & Lows 😍
Piran
Both expected to climb again next week!
Piran
'Highs & Lows' will climb a lot next week. One of my favourite rap songs of the year so far now! 👀
Bam
Pommelien Thijs - Oké?
Good choice, I have her album P. O.
Piran
Omg I'm pleasantly surprised to see another Pommelien fan here.
'Per Ongeluk' spent three weeks at #1 in my albums chart before this week! 😊
Piran
Disappointing to see Sigrid’s new single not even close to charting! 😔
I’m really surprised how she hasn’t been able to have another hit since ‘Don’t Feel Like Crying’ five years ago.
R
reissus77
Are Official Charts allergic to using full stops, commas, question/exclamation marks in their credits; or the word 'The'?
Won't even talk about the contracted artist/title credits!
itsnoodleszn_
i remember when ? by xxxtentacion was on the albums chart and they called it “question mark”. they really allergic to punctuation lol
Piran
I’m beginning to lose hope of us ever being able to upload images like we used to! 😩
It was so much easier to do this and chat to everybody in general on Disqus. :/
Top 40 Rankings: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a37ef49ee739abbd3659095b84a66fb78dbe879b1c98e385f1929212983b44e0.jpg
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G.S
Great:
1) Bad idea right
2) Fukumean
3) Cruel summer
4) Sprinter
5) Bittersweet goodbye
6) Speed drive
7) Anti-Hero
8) Adore u
Good:
9) Dance the night
10) Chemical
11) It goes like nanana
12) Little things
13) Good love
14) 0800HEAVEN
15) Prada
Mid:
16) Baddadan
17) Talibans
18) Giving me
19) So much in love
20) The weekend
21) Fast car
Meh:
22) Meltdown
23) Rush
24) Barbie world
25) Closer
26) Seven
27) Unhealthy
Bad:
28) Miracle
29) Vampire
30) Disconnect
31) Pakistan
32) Asking
33) Relax my eyes
34) How does it feel
Terrible:
35) I'm just Ken
36) Desire
37) Pink
38) Flowers
39) Paint the town red
40) What was I made for
Piran
Interesting to see 'Bad Idea Right?' at #1!
I like it now, but it definitely had to grow on me throughout the week.
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G.S
yeah i definitely prefer it to vampire lol
Piran
Can't believe the album is only three weeks away now.
itsnoodleszn_
heaven sent:
1) what was i made for?
great:
2) anti-hero
3) vampire
4) chemical
5) fukumean
6) sprinter
7) cruel summer
good:
8) barbie world
9) dance the night
10) talibans
11) speed drive
12) i’m just ken (we making it to the mojo dojo casa house with this one 🔥🔥🔥)
decent:
13) little things
14) the weekend
15) how does it feel
16) paint the town red
mid:
17) meltdown (why did we let this become the hit and not my eyes)
18) prada
19) seven
20) adore u
21) unhealthy
22) relax my eyes
23) pakistan
bad:
24) pink
25) miracle
26) flowers
27) so much in love
28) bittersweet goodbye
awful:
29) rush
30) asking
31) bad idea right? (whyyy)
32) desire
33) closer
34) (it goes like) nanana
35) giving me
36) 0800 heaven
37) disconnect
38) fast car (way to ruin a classic by making it country)
39) good love
ear poison:
40) baddadan
Piran
'What Was I Made For?' is definitely among the best #1 hits of this decade.
I see Olivia's second single of this era is a massive downgrade from the first for you! 😳
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Alfie
same. That is all.
itsnoodleszn_
and it’s only gonna grate on me more ;)))
i love olivia rodrigo, but i’m actually concerned for this new era of hers now. this new song of hers is terrible
Piran
Hmm, I don't think it'll be anywhere near as good as 'Sour' either, but I'd wait until the entire album is out to define this era of hers. I mean, you loved 'Vampire' at least!
Piran
‘Rich Men North Of Richmond’ actually debuted? 💀
I just hope something like this doesn’t give ‘Try That In A Small Town’ a second chance at entering the charts here. :/
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conor
luckily it looks like try that in a small town's moment passed so hopefully thats past us now lol, fingers crossed now it looks like this one got #1 in the us this week it falls here too
itsnoodleszn_
can the charts not turn into a safe space for conservative idiots please
Piran
Yeah, I only expect it to be a one-week thing. My worry is that 'Try That In A Small Town' stabilised fast in the US, even if all it has is sales.
Piran
💯
macie
BIG BIG congratulations to Billie!! Didn’t expect it but it was a very nice twist and it’s nice to finally have a new #1!! :))
Piran
Awesome that ‘Prada’ debuted in the Top 40!
I wasn’t sure what to expect out of a dance remix of ‘Ferrari Horses’ (my favourite DBE song), but the result turned out to be a real positive! Hope it becomes a hit. :)
Also ‘The Weekend’ hung on in there. Good week to be a RAYE fan! 😁
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haz
In terms of DBE, my favourite would either ber 'Overseas' or 'Pakistan' but 'Ferrari Horses' is definitely up there. As for Raye, she's gunna be big in the years to come now.
Piran
My second favourite DBE song would've gone to 'UFO'.
I certainly hope you're right with your prediction on RAYE!
itsnoodleszn_
my favourite of theirs would have to be kitchen kings or man in the mirror. i’ve always preferred rae sremmurd to dbe tho, by a mile
Piran
I'd say I prefer Rae Sremmurd slightly more too.
Piran
For the first time in chart history, the entire Top 6 is occupied solely by female artists, two days after the Lionesses make their first ever World Cup Final.
What a week for women! ❤️
Piran
Omg I was totally expecting Dua, but I’m SO happy for Billie! 😍
Congratulations to her on a second #1 single with one of her best songs to date!
Would love to see ‘Dance The Night’ eventually make it now though. Dua is definitely due another solo chart-topper to make up for ‘Don’t Start Now’ and ‘Levitating’ missing out.
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conor
billies csassettes came through lol!
Piran
7.8k of them! 😳