- LW: 2,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 1,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: 3,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 23
I LIKE THE WAY YOU KISS ME
ARTEMAS
- LW: 6,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: 7,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 9
WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS (WAIT FOR YOUR LOVE)
ARIANA GRANDE
- LW: 5,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 5
SCARED TO START
MICHAEL MARCAGI
- LW: 12,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 13
- LW: 11,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 28
LIKE THAT
FUTURE & METRO BOOMIN/
- LW: 10,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 3
ALIBI
ELLA HENDERSON FT RUDIMENTAL
- LW: 14,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 13
- LW: 13,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 8
- LW: 22,
- Peak: 14,
- Weeks: 4
- LW: 16,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 31
II MOST WANTED
BEYONCE/
- LW: 9,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 20,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 25,
- Peak: 19,
- Weeks: 15
- LW: 21,
- Peak: 15,
- Weeks: 12
HAPPIER
BLESSED MADONNA/
- LW: 26,
- Peak: 21,
- Weeks: 7
CARNIVAL
KANYE WEST/
- LW: 18,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: 27,
- Peak: 23,
- Weeks: 3
WHATEVER SHE WANTS
BRYSON TILLER
- LW: 24,
- Peak: 16,
- Weeks: 8
- LW: 19,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: RE
- Peak: 20,
- Weeks: 19
- LW: 28,
- Peak: 26,
- Weeks: 11
LOVERS IN A PAST LIFE
CALVIN HARRIS & RAG'N'BONE MAN
- LW: 23,
- Peak: 13,
- Weeks: 8
H.Y.B.
J COLE FT BAS & CENTRAL CEE
- LW: New
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 1
WHAT WAS I MADE FOR
BILLIE EILISH
- LW: 30,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 35
GREEN & GOLD
RUDIMENTAL/
- LW: 29,
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 7
PRADA
CASSO/
- LW: 31,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 35
- LW: 32,
- Peak: 3,
- Weeks: 30
- LW: 33,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 43
EVERGREEN
RICHY MITCH & THE COAL MINERS
- LW: 38,
- Peak: 36,
- Weeks: 28
I DON'T WANNA WAIT
DAVID GUETTA & ONEREPUBLIC
- LW: New
- Peak: 37,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: New
- Peak: 38,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 52,
- Peak: 39,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 34,
- Peak: 15,
- Weeks: 15
BEEN LIKE THIS
MEGHAN TRAINOR & T-PAIN
- LW: 40,
- Peak: 40,
- Weeks: 4
- LW: 43,
- Peak: 22,
- Weeks: 7
- LW: 62,
- Peak: 43,
- Weeks: 3
NEVER BE ALONE
BECKY HILL & SONNY FODERA
- LW: 37,
- Peak: 23,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 39,
- Peak: 26,
- Weeks: 6
NEVER BE LONELY
JAX JONES/
- LW: 41,
- Peak: 41,
- Weeks: 5
FEIN
TRAVIS SCOTT FT PLAYBOI CARTI
- LW: 50,
- Peak: 13,
- Weeks: 15
WE AIN'T HERE FOR LONG
NATHAN DAWE
- LW: 55,
- Peak: 49,
- Weeks: 10
- LW: 48,
- Peak: 20,
- Weeks: 31
- LW: 49,
- Peak: 24,
- Weeks: 3
MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR
SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR
- LW: 46,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 31
- LW: New
- Peak: 53,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 36,
- Peak: 13,
- Weeks: 5
ACT II - DATE AT 8
4BATZ FT DRAKE
- LW: 45,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 5
TYPE S**T
FUTURE/
- LW: 47,
- Peak: 18,
- Weeks: 3
THANK YOU (NOT SO BAD)
DIMITRI VEGAS & LIKE MIKE
- LW: 53,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 12
- LW: 17,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 13
- LW: 60,
- Peak: 60,
- Weeks: 2
WASTED YOUTH
GODDARD & CAT BURNS
- LW: 58,
- Peak: 58,
- Weeks: 10
CINDERELLA
FUTURE/
- LW: 44,
- Peak: 20,
- Weeks: 3
- LW: New
- Peak: 64,
- Weeks: 1
PRAISE JAH IN THE MOONLIGHT
YG MARLEY
- LW: 54,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 13
- LW: New
- Peak: 67,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 56,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 22
- LW: 65,
- Peak: 36,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: 66,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 90
- LW: 68,
- Peak: 7,
- Weeks: 36
- LW: 63,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 405
WOULD YOU (GO TO BED WITH ME)
CAMPBELL & ALCEMIST
- LW: 72,
- Peak: 29,
- Weeks: 30
- LW: 69,
- Peak: 50,
- Weeks: 9
- LW: 67,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 63
I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
ZACH BRYAN FT KACEY MUSGRAVES
- LW: 73,
- Peak: 14,
- Weeks: 33
- LW: New
- Peak: 78,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: 71,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 39
- LW: RE
- Peak: 80,
- Weeks: 3
BEFORE YOU LEAVE ME
ALEX WARREN
- LW: 90,
- Peak: 81,
- Weeks: 7
DNA (LOVING YOU)
BILLY GILLIES FT HANNAH BOLEYN
- LW: 76,
- Peak: 9,
- Weeks: 34
- LW: 95,
- Peak: 10,
- Weeks: 126
SOMEONE YOU LOVED
LEWIS CAPALDI
- LW: 74,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 232
- LW: 70,
- Peak: 4,
- Weeks: 66
- LW: 87,
- Peak: 83,
- Weeks: 3
I LUV IT
CAMILA CABELLO/
- LW: 61,
- Peak: 61,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 75,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 60
- LW: 91,
- Peak: 2,
- Weeks: 110
- LW: New
- Peak: 91,
- Weeks: 1
- LW: New
- Peak: 92,
- Weeks: 1
LEAVEMEALONE
FRED AGAIN & BABY KEEM
- LW: 92,
- Peak: 11,
- Weeks: 18
- LW: 79,
- Peak: 79,
- Weeks: 2
- LW: 77,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 32
DISCONNECT
BECKY HILL/
- LW: 78,
- Peak: 6,
- Weeks: 37
- LW: 89,
- Peak: 89,
- Weeks: 3
DANCE THE NIGHT (FROM BARBIE THE ALBUM)
DUA LIPA
- LW: 81,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 42
BADDADAN
CHASE & STATUS/
- LW: 85,
- Peak: 5,
- Weeks: 36
- LW: 86,
- Peak: 1,
- Weeks: 127
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Eigenwijze 30 week 15 van 2024
1. 1 7 Beth Gibbons - Floating on a moment
2. 2 4 Gåte - Ulveham
3. 3 5 Tom MacDonald - The machine
4. 6 6 Billy Joel - Turn the lights back on
5. 7 4 BICEP - Chroma 001 helium
6. 9 4 Alcest - L'Envol
7. 8 3 Zerb, Sofiya Nzau - Mwaki
8. 4 8 A. G. Cook - Silver thread golden needle
9. 17 4 Ummet Ozcan + Otyken - Altay
10. 14 3 Little Simz - Mood swings
11. 11 4 Squarepusher - Wendorlan
12. 13 6 Batsükh Dorj + Johanni Curtet - Jin söörtügjüler
13. 12 8 Hrdza - Horela l’ipka
14. 15 2 ScHoolboy Q - Yeern 101
15. 27 2 Chase & Status, Hedex, ArrDee - Liquor & Cigarettes
16. 5 9 The Smile, London contemporary orchestra - Friend of a friend
17. 18 5 Refreshers - Crumbling down (+ remix) (FR030)
18. 20 3 Nai Barghouti - Lazim ahkeelak
19. 24 3 Caroline Polachek, Weyes blood - Butterfly net
20. _ 1 Vampire weekend - Capricorn / Gen-X Cops
21. 22 2 Dua Lipa - Training Season
22. _ 1 Katherine Priddy - First house on the left
23. 10 5 Nothing but thieves - Oh no :: He said what?
24. _ 1 Kiran Ahluwalia - Tera jugg
25. 25 3 Four tet - Loved
26. 23 9 Damian's ghost - High places (After life)
27. _ 1 Within Temptation - We go to war
28. 29 2 Sela - Wanneer wordt het waar
29. _ 1 Tayanna - Rode miy (Роде мій)
30. 21 9 Waxahatchee + MJ Lenderman - Right back to it
Verwondering: Beyoncé - Texas hold 'em
https://eigenwijze30.nl
frankgriffin
I am sorry for what I have been putting on here. I did not think that Quinn still reads these and now I am in deep sh*t. I am staying well away from this comment section and you will never hear from me again.
laurelcanyon
See you all in my home town soon. U.K
laurelcanyon
Great choices
frankgriffin
F**king w*nkers
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YoCheese
I'm confused. I'm pretty sure when vampire - Olivia Rodrigo went to number 1 the only thing it did really well in was the physical thingy chart. But Waterloo has done well on that chart now and that didn't even go in the top 100???
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YoCheese
It was only number 5 in the streaming and audio streaming charts. 1st in the sales. 64 on the video streaming and 6 in the downloads chart.
I think it must've been the sales because her new album was just released.
Piran
Nah, 'Vampire' got really good streams when it hit #1, something that 'Waterloo' unfortunately didn't have this week.
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Giovanni
my top 20 (13.4.2024.)
1.(2) UNDERWORLD ft KETTAMA – fen violet
2. (1) DIPLO & SHARAM ft PONY – anthem (2weeks at No.1)
3. (3) GUSGUS ft EARTH & HÖGNI – breaking down
4. (20) HOZIER – too sweet
5. (6) THE LIBERTINES – oh
6. (4) KINGS OF LEON – Mustang
7. (9) MAXIMO PARK – favourite song
8. (11) FLIGHT FACILITIES ft OWL EYES – trouble
9. (7) MAHMOOD – tuta gold (2weeks at No.1)
10. (35) ALFIE TEMPLEMAN – radiosoul
11. (13) GIRL AND GIRL – hello
12. (8) ANNALISA – sinceramente (3weeks at No.1)
13. (10) ROSE VILLAIN – click boom!
14. (30) ARTEMAS – I like the way you kiss me
15. (5) BILLY JOEL – turn the lights back on(1week at No.1)
16. (14) TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB – happy customers
17. (24) L'IMPERATRICE – me da igual
18. (12) NORAH JONES – staring at the wall
19. (21) PAUL WELLER – soul wandering
20. NEW – ALESSO – zig zag
...........new songs at chart (top 45).............
32. NEW – CHARLOTTE DE WITTE – roar
35. NEW – JOHN SUMMIT – eat the bass
36. NEW – SHAZNAY LEWIS ft SHOLA AMA & GENERAL LEVY – good mourning
37. NEW – ENZO IS BURNING – loco
41. NEW – LOGAN – say it
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YoCheese
OMG!! I only just noticed Flowers - Miley Cyrus is still in the top 100. XD Well done to her!
frankgriffin
1940s music is NOT modern music but 1980s music is modern music
frankgriffin
Where's all the commenters from 2016
macie
chart re-ranking
Great
1) H*ll N Back
2) Green & Gold
3) Prada
4) greedy
5) Cruel Summer
6) Happier
7) Back On 74
8) TEXAS HOLD ‘EM
9) Training Season
10) Never Lose Me
11) we can’t be friends (wait for your love)
12) Whatever
13) obsessed
Good
14) Austin
15) Saturn
16) Unwritten
17) Alibi
18) JOLENE
19) What Was I Made For?
20) Lose Control
21) End Of Beginning
22) Too Sweet
23) II MOST WANTED
24) Scared To Start
25) Beautiful Things
26) Birds In The Sky ⬆️
Decent:
27) Stick Season
28) Like That
29) i like the way you kiss me ⬆️
30) Evergreen
Meh
31) Belong Together
32) Whatever She Wants
33) H.Y.B.
34) 7 Minute Drill
35) if u think i’m pretty
36) Slow It Down
Bad
37) Lovers In A Past Life
Awful
38) I Don’t Wanna Wait
39) Home
Haven’t Heard
40) CARNIVAL
itsnoodleszn_
didn’t expect h3ll n back (this is gonna take a lot of time to adjust to smh) at the top lol but nice to see! i didn’t expect you to hate i don’t wanna wait either, like yeah i hate it too but ik you’ve liked david guettas other stolen songs so it took me by surprise
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mrstarling
It's called a remix not stolen
frankgriffin
Shut your mouth child
frankgriffin
What a f**king sh*t playlist
macie
I’ve loved H*ll N Back for ages now, but the remix is something special for sure. Also yeah IDWW is hideous, the production is lazy and Ryan Tedder sounds absolutely atrocious on it, I didn’t like Lighter either.
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YoCheese
Happier in the Great tier is amazing!
Piran
It's not a playlist, Frank. It's a Top 40 re-ranking...
Piran
Surprised to see 'H3ll N Back' as the new #1!
frankgriffin
All of you lot listen to loads of talentless artists
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mrstarling
K
frankgriffin
Beyonce is a bad singer
frankgriffin
Thierry spams so I am going to as well
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mrstarling
Nah Thierry is cool but idk why he ain't been on here for a while
THIERRY
Thanks mrstarling..
very kind of you:much appreciated.
have a nice day...
frankgriffin
Mr starling is a 🤡
M
mrstarling
*honks my horn* sure am! Have a nice day 🤡 lol
frankgriffin
Itznoodlez is a t**t
itsnoodleszn_
imagine using that word in 2024.
frankgriffin
Itznoodlez is a
frankgriffin
Before anyone asks, yes I am homophobic/transphobic and I think those sort of people are disgusting. Men dressed as Women, I mean WTF hahahaha
frankgriffin
I f**king hate gays and Lesbians. I think they are disgusting
M
mrstarling
Just like a few people in the commented section think I'm disgusting *cough cough you know who you are* (this aint about the lgbt thing)
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mrstarling
I'm just gonna step out and say this .. hate all you want.. karma by jojo siwa is the worst song this year by far its copied its stupid the way jojos behaving is stupid
frankgriffin
Morning you pathetic losers
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mrstarling
Morning 😀;)
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pressy
I've always found J. Cole to be a sanctimonious and self-obsessed pr*ck so I'm not surprised he would stoop this low. His music is mid at best but he genuinely thinks he's the messiah. I hope he gets friction burns from how hard he's getting dragged
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mrstarling
I'm surprised you would stoop that low and say what you said too me.
frankgriffin
I am a YouTuber you w*nkers
frankgriffin
Piran should bring back his reviews because this is f**king stupid now 🤬
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mrstarling
Do u know piran? Just wondering
itsnoodleszn_
nah, he don’t know piran. he’s just some insecure 29yo guy who has a neckbeard and loves slandering others online more than anything. he’s been doing this for nearly four years now. besides, piran doesn’t have to “bring back [their] reviews”, we got alfie delivering them now and none of them are without wit. have a good evening starling
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TheDaddy
The top 40 is nearly perfect. Except for no.37
Go away Taylor Swift!
Also, great song at No.1
Have a great week everyone!
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mrstarling
Taylors album is soon... the other songs are gonna get wiped out sadly
itsnoodleszn_
i don’t think taylor swifts going away, at least not for a while… not a fan?
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YoCheese
I don't like most of her songs but that's just my very unpopular opinion.
itsnoodleszn_
fair enough, as a swiftie i respect your opinion :)
frankgriffin
Piran is a f**king c**k sucker
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TheDaddy
I think you are a 9 year old boy using your daddy's phone. Sad!
itsnoodleszn_
thedaddy, for what it’s worth, frank is a 29 year old sweaty troll who lives on benefits. despite his physical age, he has a mental age of three and me and a few others on here were preyed on by him, but that’s a story for another day.
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YoCheese
Shut up frank
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pressy
it's not ok to stigmatise people who are on benefits, even if you are insulting Frank
frankgriffin
Shut up you 🤡
frankgriffin
My website is franksmusic.webnode.co.uk
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mrstarling
Who asked?
M
mrstarling
Ima rate the top 20 (speedrunned)
1. Too sweet 8/10
2. Beautiful Things 8/10
3. Texas hold em 5/10
4. Lose control 8/10
5. I like the way you kiss me 6/10
6. End of beginning 7/10
7. We can't be friends 7.5/10
8. Austin 7/10
9. Scared too start 6.5/10
10. Stick season 7.5/10
M
mrstarling
Top 10*
frankgriffin
Nothing but f**king s**t music
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mrstarling
What's good music too you then?
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mrstarling
I saw your comment last week where you promoted your website and ran off back too where the trolls live, nobody's gonna take you seriously if you offend everyone then promo yourself
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TheDaddy
Nothing but Frank Griffin talking rubbish again. Go away.
frankgriffin
Why don't you go away you f**king c**nt
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mrstarling
I saw on your website you listened your phone number as 123456789 there's no way that's your real number probably just a prank website, ngl I think your taste is music is good and ares in similar but there's no need too insult others taste too promo yourself man
itsnoodleszn_
my god give some reasons as to why the music is cr@p lmao i went completely off on the state of dance music last week and i gave reasons
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mrstarling
Respect too beyonce she really stuck in there with texas hold em (even though I don't like the song I can see the effort in there and the vocal range,good job beyonce)
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Alfie
Now for the hilarious bit where my bias comes through.
SICK AS MY DAD TIER:
Olivia Rodrigo - obsessed [25]
Jungle - Back On 74 [19]
Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM [3]
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten [15]
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME TO COMMENT IN WAYS THE OCC WON'T ALLOW TIER:
Bakar [ft. Summer Walker] - Xell N Back [26] (I don't know why he's done this, but sure. Go and pop off. 😍)
The Blessed Madonna/Clementine Douglas - Happier [21]
Taylor Swift - Cruel Summer [35]
IT'S BETTER THAN YOU THINK TIER:
Flo Milli - Never Lose Me [40]
SZA - Saturn [30]
Beyoncé - JOLENE [16]
J. Cole - 7 Minute Drill [38] (Bit of a lie, that title innit?)
Noah Kahan - Stick Season [10]
UMMMM..... I THINK IT'S GOOD? MAYBE? TIER:
Beyoncé & Miley Cyrus - II MOST WANTED [17]
Future/Metro Boomin/Kendrick Lamar - Like That [11] (They've just released a followup album to WE DON'T TRUST YOU. With J. Cole on it. Of course. 🙃)
Dua Lipa - Training Season [13]
Djo - End Of Beginning [6]
Tate McRae - greedy [34]
Ariana Grande - we can't be friends (wait for your love) [7]
Kanye West/Ty Dolla $ign - CARNIVAL [22]
Artemas - i like the way you kiss me [5]
Hozier - Too Sweet [1] (Guess he's having the last laugh then.)
WELL THIS IS AVERAGE TIER:
Calvin Harris & Rag'n'Bone Man - Lovers In A Past Life [28]
J. Cole/Bas/Central Cee - H.Y.B. [29] (J. Cole's new mixtape is bad. That will surely get me an upvote, right?)
Artemas - if u think i'm pretty [39] (Not gonna lie, he makes Nine Inch Nails sound like Air. Or Zero 7. Or Lemon Jelly. Or any other chill-out group you care to name.)
Dasha - Austin [8]
I'M JUST NOT A FAN, ALRIGHT? TIER:
Rudimental/Skepsis/2 Other Members of the Pop World - Green & Gold [32]
Mark Ambor - Belong Together [14]
Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners - Evergreen [36]
Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For? [31]
WOW THESE LOT DESERVE TO TANK TIER:
Ella Henderson ft. Rudimental - Alibi [12]
cassö/RAYE/D-Block Europe - Prada [33]
Benson Boone - Slow It Down [23]
Bryson Tiller - Whatever She Wants [24]
NewEra - Birds In The Sky [18]
Michael Marcagi - Scared To Start [9] (No one wanted this back. No one.)
David Guetta & OneRepublic - I Don't Wanna Wait [37] (Do you ever wish Ryan Tedder had never existed? I do everytime he's involved in anything nowadays.)
UTTER MISERY FOR THE AVERAGE INDIVIDUAL TIER:
Benson Boone - Beautiful Things [2]
Good Neighbours - Home [27] (Still, at least Ryan hasn't done this bad.)
Kygo & Ava Max - Whatever [20]
Teddy Swims - Lose Control [4]
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mrstarling
Why does everyone hate benson? If you don't like the song atleast can we agree he can properly sing.. listen too him with no autotune! And the way how high it goes
itsnoodleszn_
i’m sure benson is a sweet guy, i just don’t like his voice on beautiful things and his music’s bland imo.
electrix
Zero 7 AND Lemon Jelly getting a mention in a pop charts website is quite random really but as someone who likes both I'm not complaning lol
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Alfie
Chart Review 12/04/24
Right, no jokes ths time. It's back to the weekly grind.
Hello, comrades, and I am here to introduce you all to the most unpredictable and KRAZY listings of contemporary music in all of the globe, the UK Charts. Given I've been doing this gig for nearly a year now, it sure gets harder trying to come up with new ways to make you all guffaw. But alas, your predictions that my intellect would outweigh my comedic talent have fallen on deaf ears. I'm here, I've got gear, and I'm here to sneer (that's enough rhyming after last week's fiasco).
Kicking off this week's catch-up of all things POP is....
Not the singles. The singles are dead.
The ALBUMS!!! Yeah, they may be rotting like a stinky old carcass as of late, but this particular chart has more new albums in the upper echelons than your average week, so let's get the ball rolling. Throwing Beyoncé off her porch for seven days only are everyone's favourite band as of 2003, The Libertines, who nick their 2nd Numero Uno Albumo with their latest indie-powered magnum opus. And their first No.1 since that self-titled one from 2004. Sadly, All Quiet On The Eastern Esplanade is far, FAR from the standard they should be meeting in my opinion. You see, back in the days when Shakira was ACTUALLY popular (instead of nowadays where we're the only ones not to care), these lot were supposedly the saviours' of British rock-n-roll. They had the tunes, they had the songwriting, they had the inevitable punch-ups and alcohol addictions. They were perfect. Now they just sound like Grade F-Meat they feed Liam Gallagher whenever he records his solo material. I've got no clue why all the radio DJs I listen to hype this up as if it's Up The Bracket Pt.2, when in reailty it's more closer to a bunch of Blossoms B-Sides. And I don't like Blossoms, so that tells you all y'need to know. Still though, congrats on the No.1 lads, but do better next time. Aight?
Conan Gray's at 4, indie-chancers The K's are at 3, Newport's finest Feeder land at 8, Bryson Tiller crawls to 34, The Black Keys tank at 13, Vampire Weekend don't fare any better at 11, and Benson Boone's debut is also here, Fireworks & Rollerblades entering at 16 today. Now, normally whenever a man with massive success on the singles releases an album, you'd expect him to run riot on the singles and lock up the Top 10. Welp. You're all wrong, because Slow It Down creeps up to 23 today, new contribution Cry is at 67, and former chart-topper Beautiful Things is reluctant to move away from the No.2 spot. This leaves the pavement clear for Beyoncé to assert her dominance again by...
Falling down to No.3. Wait what?
So she ain't at the top anymore, and Teddy Swims sinks to 4, meaning out of literally nowhere, the new best-selling chart-swaggering song of the moment is the first for County Wicklow native Andrew John Hozier-Byrne. Or Hozier, to you and me. You'd be a brave man to predict a few years ago that this man would be at the summit, considering he was revered in many lands as a 1-hit wonder for his ubiquitous Take Me To Church reaching No.2 nine years back. It's taken as long for him to return to prominence as it is for me to post this on time (if my mum didn't ask for me to help with storage I wouldn't be in this situation). Alas, anyone who made a makeshift tombstone for him will be sorely dissapointed, as Too Sweet crawls up to the top on its 3rd week amongst it. As the first Irish artist since Westlife in 2006 to be king of the hill, he will be showered in utter euphoria by many people all around the globe. Especially the Irishmen. They'd give him a knighthood if they could.
The only other chart name to make waves into the best-sellers today results in the first Top 10 smash for Dasha, proving that country is very much the zeitgeist at present, even though I'm not really a fan of it. Although Beyoncé is making me think twice about that judgement.
4 new tracks to us to digest this time around, but none of them have done better than the most surprising movement this week, from Bakar. You know him, don't you? The guy who sang Xell N Back? It did alright chart-wise last year? Well he certainly remembers, given he put out a new version of it with Summer Walker on guest duties, and it's resulted in him re-entering at 26. Because that's how music works folks! Also the OCC censored a word rhyming with, ahem, "bell", so now I have to call this song Xell N Back. What's the point. Anyways, he's still a 1-hit wonder though, unlike Artemas, who is now Top 5 material as of late despite sounding virtually inaudible to the middle-aged auntie. Now his previous release if u think i'm pretty creeps up to 39, and which makes his other chart smash sound like Sixpence None The Richer in comparison. Glad to see new British talent making waves, and his recent ascent up the notoriously-biased and boring Capital Big Top 40 is a sight to see. Even though he's done worse than UB40's ode to Birmingham City. Thank goodness iTunes is practically dead nowadays.
Number 7 on the album is the latest mixtape from J. Cole, whose first music of note since 2021 sees him get the knives out for his fellows members of the rap community, with disastrous conseuences. H.Y.B. has Central Cee on it, and given his omnipresence it's no surprise to see it do better than the other Top 40 hit this mixtape contains, the 3:30 minute long 7 Minute Drill (so much for being honest, eh?). Basically just a diss track to Kendrick Lamar after Kendrick dissed HIM on that massive Future/Boomin tune Like That (down to 11 today), it's the classic case of rappers not knowing when to stay silent, and given how well Kendrick's doing at present, No.38 seems a little poor by comparison. His other song Crocodile Tearz enters at 53. Ah well, J. Cole. His only hit of note was surprise Top 10 smash Middle Child from 2019, and by that I mean that no one talks about it nowadays. Like, at all. You never hear it from the stereo systems any more. Then again, it wasn't that good to begin with, so they may have a point.
The other new combatant is the return of dance's greatest nuisance, David Guetta. 21 years have passed since his first chart appearance, and since then it's been a relentless showing of generally good club smashes, occasionally exceptional pop classics, and loads of abysmal dance drivel which makes up a lot of his recent output. Was this outrage the reason why his retread of Scooter's The Logical Song failed to make the 40? Probably, but David clearly hasn't learnt his lesson, given he's roped fellow pop whipping boys OneRepublic for I Don't Wanna Wait, which at the very least debuts at 37 and gives Mr. Guetta his 48th Top 40 entry. Just a shame it's the usual EDM tripe.
Elsewhere and Tyla and Gunna jump (geddit?) to 43, so you can't really rule them out in the future, yes, and? is on ACR, so that's officially red flags in the Ariana campus, d4vd's contribution to brilliant superhero drama-death-dad Invincible goes in at 59, and Outside of Love by Becky Hill goes nowhere, so she's now in fraud territory again.
No.64 sees the first hit for Chappell Roan who makes The Last Dinner Party look like Shrek, if looking at the cover-art for Good Luck Babe is anything to go by that is. Obviously not in song quality, because it's sorta average, which is something I can also say for No.76, the debut for Jojo Siwa, whose move from child star to pop star in the O-Rod mold has gone down about as well as that King Kong film with the Twin Towers. Two places lower and Imagine Dragons are also in trouble, given how big you'd think their return to the music industry would be, Camila Cabello is a flop, 92nd place goes to Lay Bankz and her tender ode to telling 'ur' girlfriend with the power of 80s keyboards, and if you thought the Natasha Bedingfield infatuation would die down soon, well no, because No.91 is a dance reworking of These Words by some guy named Badger. And it's an insult to the original in so many ways, that I'm not even gonna continue talking about the chart. It's that disgraceful.
Out today for your ears to endure include albums from recent chart-adventurer Mark Knopfler (that doesn't sound right, surely), baggy survivors James, and Linkin Park's long overdue greatest hits compilation shindig didgery-doo fandango collection thing.
Oh, and Future and Metro Boomin wasting our time again. And the singles sees Dua Lipa continue her sad decay into mediocrity (sorry, but Illusion is mid), Sabrina Carpenter attempting to capitalise on her new-found fame, D-Block Europe coming around again, Fred Again.. naming his songs horribly, Mimi Webb exiting her 1-year hiatus from music, and Maggie Rogers winning over the public in everything BUT sales figures. Also, the debut single from Little Mix's Perrie Edwards is out today as well. Which is co-written by Ed Sheeran. Run for your lives, you lot. I'll be waiting on the other side.
(P.S. So Billie Eilish is getting ready for album number three/four/3.5 then. The hype train is obviously huge and all that, but you get the weird feeling that she won't be able to overcome all the Taylor Swift hysteria. 'Cos it's only 9 days until her new album hits the shelves. Get ready to buy every single vinyl we can like the obsessive fans we are.)
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mrstarling
I'm good with hozier at the top, we'll deserved no.1
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mrstarling
I understand a lot of you were offended by my comment so I would like too apoligise and rephrase what i said. I respect all lgbt and j coles actions were wrong anti lgbt is not something that is good but for me satanists making songs just like others every year effects me and I don't think the issue is lighted on enough. If you like those songs ok I don't hate you we are diffrent people in this world but please respect my view. Thanks 😊 I didint mean too offend
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YoCheese
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mrstarling
Yocheese, the comment box is blank it has nothing in it for your comment..
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YoCheese
Yeah sorry accidentally clicked on it and idk how to delete it.
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mrstarling
Nah its fine
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YoCheese
My top 10 -
itsnoodleszn_
i still need to listen to make you mine, i’ve put off listening to it for a while and all i’ve heard was support so i gotta check it out
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mrstarling
Just go for it noodle see where music takes you
faiyaz
lay bankz tell ur girlfriend (#92) is toooooo good, hope to see that one climb this summer
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mrstarling
Yall are going crazy at j coles transphobic comments and liking comments against it but as soon as I have an issue with a satanists song and say that it offends me yall will dislike my comment and say its just art and its a brilliant song! (WATCH how many downvotes my comments gets just because I'm talking about an issue which effects me)
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mrstarling
Edit: first time I've saw a anti lgbt song on the chart but satanic artists roam the charts every week! Stop complaining I've gotten used too it. (I'm not against lgbt but I'm saying its not a big deal my issue has more songs effecting it,much more. Chill)
macie
nobody asked, stfu
faiyaz
because trans people are a bit more real than satan😭
Piran
There aren't many anti-LGBT artists in the chart today because the public know better than to support them.
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mrstarling
Ok then nobody asked about your opinion either
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mrstarling
Ok so what your saying is you respect lgbt but you don't respect Christians, got it I now know why I'm not welcome here
itsnoodleszn_
as an atheist i have no problem with christianity or religion! i respect others beliefs but its the small minded conservative christians who only love their child conditionally that make them look bad. as for the “satanic” artists, sam smith may have dressed up as a devil in an unholy performance but that emphasises on the “unholy”, not because they worship satan. just an example. they’re not venom or lil uzi vert lol
faiyaz
of course I respect every religion but comparing human rights to a character whose existence is debatable is crazy to me
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mrstarling
Please explain why are you so triggered and don't just downvote my comment or insult me I want an explanation why do you respect lgbt bur are so offended by me personally getting attacked, your putting one issue above the other
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mrstarling
Ok well I believe in jesus just like trans believe they are what they are which is fine. So don't go saying trans can believe there the opposite gender but I can't believe in my god
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Alfie
effects* :o|
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mrstarling
what a bullcrap answer your just calling Me small minded plus we have satan songs every year this just same satanic artist trend it's nothing new but anti lgbt in the chart is rare!
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mrstarling
Wdym effects?
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YoCheese
does it matter?
itsnoodleszn_
i did not call you small minded!! i said conservative christians were!! also “i can’t believe in my god”, i literally said i respected others beliefs lmao
faiyaz
no one said that you can't believe in God, i'm assuming you know that just because you believe in something not everyone will agree, right? but we can all agree trans people exist.. so j cole using transphobic lyrics is the bigger issue at hand
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mrstarling
I believe in treating all issues equally
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pressy
Christians aren't oppressed in the United Kingdom. Do you know how hard it is to be trans in this country? Look up how many hate crimes there are against trans people, not to mention systemic discrimination, these are real issues. Yours is made up. You don't suffer any real consequences from "Satanic" imagery in art (by the way, art is and always has been subversive). Trans people suffer greatly as the result of rhetoric that denies their rights and very existence. The most you will suffer is you will get offended. The most I or any other trans person will suffer is we will get killed.
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mrstarling
Yes thats true that can happen and I agree but in foreign country's people kill people just for being Christian and as a Christian I've experienced abuse from it and don't denie the amount of artists doing this. I'm not here too hate on lgbt but you saying that I don't struggle hurts me, because I f**cking feel the struggle
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mrstarling
If your anti lgbt you will get a tone of abuse and be everywhere for what you did but you worship satan and Christians complain them nobody gives two seconds too think and nobody cares
itsnoodleszn_
couldn’t have said it any better pressy!
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mrstarling
The do you mean it's noodles Christians die from there religion choices in other country's too the fact that you are denieing it is what annoys me. Don't be dumb
faiyaz
heII n back re-entering without summer walker credited as if it isn't her verse on the remix that's got it here because of the massive trend on tiktok right now :/ as much as i love bakar he has HAD his run with heII n back, and occ should stop snubbing artists of their biggest hits when they're on remixes
macie
radio 1 didn’t even play the remix which is a big shame but I’m counting the remix in my top 40 rankings as it’s the reason why it’s back
itsnoodleszn_
drake got credited when act ii: date @ 8 charted though, but yeah if a remix is boosting a song’s popularity it should be part of the original’s chart run
faiyaz
yeah i've noticed occ have started adding some remix credits but mostly they're lacking (ice spice has a #2 hit i won't forget!)
macie
Top 40 re-ranking coming later tonight, can’t do it now due to some issues
macie
all I’m saying is there’s a new leader of the rankings, and it’s not Green & Gold 👀
Foxes
My Top 20:
1) Ariana Grande - 'the boy is mine' (=) [5th consecutive week at #1]
2) Ariana Grande - 'true story' (=)
3) Ariana Grande - 'bye' (+1)
4) Ariana Grande - 'we can't be friends (wait for your love)' (-1)
5) Clavish, Fredo - 'Uh Uh' (+2)
6) Ariana Grande - 'yes, and?' (-1) [1-week #1]
7) Future ft. The Weeknd - 'Low Life' (-1) [1-week #1]
8) Ariana Grande - 'supernatural' (=)
9) Ariana Grande - 'eternal sunshine' (=)
10) Future, Metro Boomin ft. Kendrick Lamar - 'Like That' (+23)
11) Ariana Grande - 'don't wanna break up again' (-1)
12) Skepta, Portable ft. JAE5 - 'Tony Montana' (-1)
13) Bugzy Malone - 'Ghetto Wisdom' (=)
14) Skrapz, Nines ft. D-Block Europe - 'Cuban Links' (=)
15) Future, Metro Boomin ft. The Weeknd - 'Young Metro' (+2)
16) The Weeknd ft. Daft Punk - 'Starboy' (-4) [2-week #1]
17) 21 Savage - 'redrum' (-1)
18) 169 ft. Dave - 'Got You' (-3) [1-week #1]
19) Clavish - 'IDK' (+1)
20) Bru-C ft. Shapes - 'Let It Go' (-2)
Albums:
1) Ariana Grande - 'eternal sunshine' (=) [5th consecutive week at #1]
2) Future, Metro Boomin - 'WE DON'T TRUST YOU' (=)
3) Nafe Smallz - 'Ticket To The Moon' (=) [3-week #1]
4) The Weeknd - 'Starboy' (=) [6-week #1]
5) 21 Savage - 'american dream' (=) [1-week #1]
https://www.crownnote.com/charts/foxes/5th-april-2024-11th-april-2024
macie
Top 10 of the Week!
02 01 Becky Hill & Sonny Fodera - Never Be Alone 1 (x7) 12
01 02 Becky Hill - Outside Of Love 1 (x1) 02
05 03 goddard. ft Cat Burns - Wasted Youth 3 08
03 04 The Blessed Madonna ft Clementine Douglas - Happier 3 09
NE 05 Ava Max - My Oh My 5 01
04 06 cassö, RAYE & D-Block Europe - Prada 1 (x1) 35
09 07 Rudimental, Skepsis, Charlotte Plank & Riko Dan - Green & Gold 1 (x1) 07
20 08 Jungle - Back On 74 8 19
12 09 Becky Hill & Chase & Status - Disconnect 1 (x5) 38
22 10 Olivia Rodrigo - so american 10 03
Full top 50: http://www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=270605
macie
as for next week.. expect three big new entries from Sabrina Carpenter, Mimi Webb & Perrie Edwards to compete with Back On 74 and the wall of Becky Hill for that top spot next week, things are going to get messy
itsnoodleszn_
sabrina carpenter’s new song was goood 👀
nice to see wasted youth in the top 3, i actually like it. and back on 74 is obviously amazing
macie
Espresso caught me completely off guard but it was my favourite new release! Also Wasted Youth is kind of stalling out now (still expected to remain top 10) but Back On 74 is expected to keep climbing
Piran
'Espresso' is getting better with every listen for me. Could be Top 10 in my own chart by the middle of next week!
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mrstarling
Ooooooh nice ranking. Respect
itsnoodleszn_
porter robinson scores his long-overdue first number 1 with “cheerleader” on my personal charts!
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top 10 albums:
Foxes
cool to see porter robinson at #1 and like that at #3, plus we don't trust you still top 5 on albums
itsnoodleszn_
yeah i’m absolutely obsessed with cheerleader rn, gonna check out the nurture album over the weekend
faiyaz
living for your brent pfp elite taste (guess who inspired my name on here)
faiyaz
AND the a n n i v e r s a r y respect !!!!! his best album iktr
Foxes
i've not listened to nurture in ages lol but it's pretty good from what i remember
itsnoodleszn_
i probably didn’t say this when you made your debut here but yeah your username is SO based, i’ve been going through a big r&b phase as of recent and brent is one of my top artists now. and yeah, anniversary is amazing! years go by and inhale are up there with brysons best
faiyaz
yesss bryson and brent are probably in my top 5 artists oat, and the years go by and inhale appreciation is too real ! literally used to listen to anniversary every morning before school for months after it dropped, so i just have to agree that it runs circles around trapsoul idc
macie
Would You (go to bed with me?) is still charting?????
itsnoodleszn_
…as it grows on me a lot too. i love the trumpet!
still don’t like the caity baser remix though but that’s because she ruins everything she touches lol
macie
yay for Back On 74!!
macie
Jojo Siwa… the Brit Smith version is so much better
itsnoodleszn_
on a real note, so nice to see back on 74 in the top 20!!!
bryson tiller just dropped an album and it that whatever she wants is the hit from it because i think it’s not him in his prime. unpopular opinion: i prefer anniversary to trapsoul. fight me in the replies.
idk what caused the n back reset but its amazing regardless
we got a new girl in red album today, and ttpd drops in one week! those two albums sandwiching my 20th birthday on the 16th is really something huh. i’m getting spoiled lol
itsnoodleszn_
…did occ really censor h3ll?!
macie
for Bakar, the Summer Walker remix is now going viral on tiktok
itsnoodleszn_
i lowkey preferred the summer walker remix. the original is great imo but summer’s presence was so cool
macie
oh 100% agreed, it’s going to have another resurgence for me because of this. The remix is incredible
Piran
On the censoring part, it seems hypocritical for them to censor it in the comments but not in the chart itself. At least be consistent...
Piran
My Top 10 Songs Of The Week:
#1: Olivia Rodrigo – Scared Of My Guitar (+12) [New No.1!] 🇺🇸
#2: Dylan Conrique – Last One To Love Me (=) 🇺🇸
#3: Tyla – Priorities (debut) 🇿🇦
#4: Olivia Rodrigo – Obsessed (-3) 🇺🇸
#5: Kenya Grace – Someone Else (+2) 🇬🇧 (🏴)
#6: Tate McRae – Guilty Conscience (-2) 🇨🇦
#7: John Summit & Hayla – Shiver (-4) 🇺🇸 / 🇬🇧 (🏴)
#8: Ariana Grande – Supernatural (-3) 🇺🇸
#9: Olivia Rodrigo – So American (-3) 🇺🇸
#10: The Blessed Madonna ft Clementine Douglas – Happier (+1) 🇺🇸
Full chart on Crown Note: https://www.crownnote.com/charts/piran/pirans-top-50-217
Full chart on BuzzJack: www.buzzjack.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=270594
Piran
I’m not listening to or therefore ranking the J Cole tracks after the transphobic lyrics in one of his tracks, not that any of the new arrivals in the Top 40 this week are any good. :/
‘Saturn’ rebounding five places is a very welcome surprise at least. Nothing can beat Billie for me yet though. So excited for her new album coming out next month! ❤️
Top 40 Rankings: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3d797764ad804666581ca5d1cab7fbde3ec49ae6e3afaaa16ea1b71963639b22.png
itsnoodleszn_
YESS im so pumped for hit me hard and soft!!
Piran
The Summer Walker remix of 'H3ll N Back' (why is the first word censored???) would be in the Decent Tier if it was credited. :)
Piran
Tyla climbing up the chart again as she deserves. Hopefully she can break into the Top 40 next week!
Piran
Aww... shame that 'Waterloo' didn't re-enter the chart for its 50th anniversary after all. I was hoping it might given it was at #77 in the midweek update! 😔
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YoCheese
Ikr I expected it to also be in the chart.
Maybe it could after Eurovision but Idk?
itsnoodleszn_
my music takeaway for the night: 🥡
have a great weekend!
Piran
'Might Delete Later'? More like 'Should've Deleted Earlier'.
Tipo
lost all respect for him but there wasnt much to begin with
Piran
Awesome to see ‘Back On 74’ enter the Top 20 for the first time! 🥳
Piran
Congratulations to Hozier on his first #1 hit in the UK!
Definitely among the biggest chart surprises of the year so far but a very pleasant one. :)
faiyaz
hozier's fanbase is crazzzyyyy, i've been peeping over the past few years he has an almost swiftie-like cult following and it's seeming like it's just all paying off now in the form of too sweet ! i rate the song as well
Piran
Woah, I didn't realise Hozier had that kind of fanbase.